1.LOVER (kadavul kodutha gift)
2.MOTHER (giftaa vantha kadavul)
3.FRIEND (Kadavulukke kidaikaatha gift)
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kathalikum pengalum cigarettum ondruthan!
irandumae uthattodu uravadivittu
*idhayathai* punnakki vidum.
so dont smoke and love.
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What is geth ...?
Coming home late at night...
and mom waiting outside with
broomstick to beat.
You ask
" Hi... Mom still cleaning House aah.....?
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* WELCOME TO * * SMS World*
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Ithu No.1 SMS Station Machi. . .
Contains
Morning Wishes
Jokes
Flash News
Comments
Evening Wishes
Kavithai
Thathuvam
& Lots More.
Stay Tune to {100}
Sema Hot machi
.GööööD Night.
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One day night 11'0 clock..
Girl in phone : "Enga veetla yarume illada"..
Boy : Appadiya, itho udane varren..
Boy rushed to her home and asked in phone :
Ennadi, veedu pootiruku..?
Girl : "Athan sonnenla da, veetla yarum
Illenu..nanga ooruku poirukom da.
Boy : ????????
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If 31.12.2010 is last day yaroda irupinga?
Select number: 011, 022, 033, 044, 055,088,
and i wil tel now:-:- .
reply me...,
Ans :
Congragulations.
SUPER SELECTION
011.familyoda
022.friend
033.husband/wife
044.brother /sister
055.lover
088.only u
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Slct 1 No.
I Will Tell Ur
LOVE STATUS..
0000, 9393, 9440, 9966, 9290, 9705, 9000, 9030.
Reply Must..!
It's intresting..!
Ans :
0000- Failure in Love
9393-True Love
9440-Srchng 4 Love
9966-Sucess In Lv
9290-Not in love
9705-ur In Lv
9000-Some 1 Lvs U Deeply.!!
9030-Waitng 4 Love.!!.
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Mother: son, wat r u doing?
Son: Reading mom..!!
Mother: Excellent..!! Wat r u reading..
Son: girl friend's msg..!!
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30.09.2010 La irrunthu
ungala Naan Ennanu Kupidalam.?
Tell Me One No. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11
Reply Me..
Its intersting.
Ans :
1.Loosu 2.Dear 3.don 4.Machi
5.Bass 6.nanben 7.Chellam
8.darling 9.Sweety 10.Baekku
11.Cracku.
Send 2 Ur Friends And Get Interesting &
Funny Answers........
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Enakkoru Dout!!
Nadana kalai na -Dance,
Oviya kalai na -Art,
Appo Thavak kalai na enna?
By Kutty Suvaril mutty mutty Yosippor Sangam...
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"Aadamparam" enbathu
naam theadikkollum varumai...
" Sikkanam enbathu nammai
theadi varum selvam...!
it"s life.
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Maranathai vida
Kodiyathu avalin pirivu.
Sorgatthai vida Sirandhathu
avalin Ninaivu..
Avalthan"AMMA"
So love ur mother.
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TamilNadu Police
Strength
DGP - 5
Asst.DGP - 23
IG - 23
DIG - 38
SP - 98
DSP - 482
INSPCTR - 2167
SI - 4741
OTHERS- 87900
§§§§§§§
TOTAL 95477
ithanna police
irundhum intha
Ponnunga yeppadi
than en
idhayatha thirudarangalo?
Theriyalappa.
Alaga porantha ithu oru thollai..
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R u Mr. Dev anand friend ?
I'm messaging from his mobile.
I saw your number in contacts.
so Plz tell him to come & take his mobile back.
He had forgotten it in the conference room
after meeting me for a discussion on
further economic and IT development
- BARACK OBAMA
from white house U.S...good eve;-)
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We always feel that life of
others s better than us.
bt we always forget that we are also
others for someone else.
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G,,* **sun*
O,,*. **rise*
O,,*. **com*
D,,*. **open*
M,,*. **your*
O,,*. **eyes*
R,,*. **drink*
N,,*. **coffe*
I,,*. **enjoy*
N,,*. **the*
.good*
G,,*. *day*.
BE HAPPY. HAVE A NICE DAY.*************************************
SIR Innikku
-
-
-
night
correcta
12.00
manikku
naan
nalla thoongitu irupaen!
Neengalum nalla thoongunga ok va.."
GooD Night.
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One young Man after death
In HELL,
He Asked YAMAraj
why Did You kill Me?
YAMA REPLIED
SORRY MAN,
MONTH End pressure.!
I have 2 Achieve
MY TARGET.
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kathalikum pengalum cigarettum ondruthan!
irandumae uthattodu uravadivittu *idhayathai*
punnakki vidum. so dont smoke and love.
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Onnu mattum Nalla Therinjuko ADIKADI Msg
anupura na onum velai illatha
vetti officerum ila
adha padichittu delete pandra
neenga U.S.A president'um illa....
Eppudee?
Nanbaen da...
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Oruthiyai kuda kadhalikatha paiyan irukkalaam,
Aanal Oruvanai mattum kadhalitha pen irukka mudiyathu.
Idhu Geethai la Sollala
nethu ennoda NANBAN
Bothail sonnathu.
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Vazhkaila nalla FRIEND kidakrathuku
punniyam panni irukanum.
Kirukku paya pulla Nee Enna punniyam paniyo
NAN unakku kidachiten.
Nee EN NANBAENDA.
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Banana
Saappittu
Vittu
Tholai
Mattum
Naan
Unakku
Tharuvean!
Yen
Theriyuma?
Thol
kodupavan
thaan
Unmaiyaana
Thozhan.
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Munivar: yeappo intha ullagam alium?
God: Intha msg padikiravar yennaiki kulikkiraro annaiki
Munivar: i jally appo intha jenmathil ullagam aliyaathu. Cool
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"Idhayam" Niraya Nambikkai Irunthaal....?
"Imayam" Varai Saathikka Mudium....!
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Idhayam Enbathu Thudipatharku mattum Alla...
Nalla ullangallai Ninaipatharkum kuda...!!
So Time kedacha Ninaithu paarunga
Yennai. . DEAR FRIEND.
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Unmaiyana Kaadhal Kadavul pola.
Yaarum Paarthathillai...
Aanal...
Unmaiyana Natpu Thaayin Karuvarai pola,
Paarkkadhavar yaarumillai..
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Today Think:
Mudhalil Thannai Maattrikolla
Thayaraga Iruppavan Mattume
ULAGAI Maatra Thaguthi Udaiyavan
-SWAMY VIVEKANANDAR
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Kadhal enpathuBEER pola
cooling pona kasakum
Ana
Friendship enpathu
COOL dring madhiri
cooling ponalum
inikum...
My sweet frds.
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'KATHAL'
'KATHALI'
'KATHALAN'
Endral Uthadukal Ottathu
'NATPU'
'NANBAN'
'NANBARGAL'
Endral Than Uthadukal Ottum.
So, FRIENDSHIP is the best to all.
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Munbu
Enna Thavam
Seithen....!
''UN''
Anbu
Kidaikka....!
Innum,
Naan Enna
Thavam Seiya
Vendum....?
En
Iruthi
Moochu Varai...!
UN
Anbu
Nilaikka...
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Husband:Enakku call vanthuchna,
Naan veetla illa'nu sollu.
Wife:Ok
(RING)
Wife:Hello, Avar veetla irukkar.
Husband: Yendi sonna?
Wife: Athu enoda lover.
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Father: My dear son,
why ur mummy sitting so silent...?
Son: Nothing pa mummy asked lipstick,
but i gave fevistick that's all...
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Unnai Thedi Varum Anbai
Nee Vittu Vidathe..!
Piragu Nee Thedi Sendral Kooda
Athu Kidaikkamal Poi Vidum..!
My dear..
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U vs Me:
Naan - Neruppu
Nee - aduppu
Naan - Aagayam
Nee - Vengayam
Naan - Irumbu
Nee - Thurumbu
Tension aagadha
Silenta Neeyum yennappola
forward panniko..
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Teacher: What is SUPER, and What is OFFER?
Student: Anbana manaivi kidacha athu "SUPER".
Avaluku azhagaana thankachi iruntha athu "OFFER".
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Principal: namma collegela sumara evlo girls iruppanga?
Student: namma collegela ella girlsum
sumara thaan iruppanga....
principal:???
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"Never think more about past
- it bring Tears.."
"Don't think more about Future
- it brings Fears.."
"Live this second
-it bring cheers..!"
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Diwali is Sound ful!
Pongal is Sweet ful !
Holi isColour ful !
Love isAPRIL fool !
BUT
EMPEE
Friendship is Power ful..
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School life:
Big gang of friends
Colorful uniforms
Bakery chats
New chat in tuition centre
Silly fights
Friendly teachers
Group photos
Combined studys
Never ending P.T periods
Rocking annual days
Group discusions on anything & nothing
So many hands in a single lunch box
Remarkable marks
Justified mistakes
Lovable tours
"SCHOOL"
life is just a heaven
send to all your best friends
to remember your school life once again.
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wife: yenga nan karpama iruken.
Hus: wow.! unga appa,amma'ta sonniya?
wife: ponga, naan college padikum pothu
sonnathuke Adichanga..!
Hus: ??..!
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Girls in 1980:
Girl: Amma naan inaiku Chudithar potukava.?
Amma: Vendam, ne pavadayum Blausum pota podhum
Girl's in 2009:
Girl:mummy, naan Jeans podava..?
Amma: pootuko ma
Girl's in 2020:
Girl: Mom, naan Pooraen...,.
Amma: adiyae, oru Jatty'aavadhu pootutu podi...!!
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