Oru Pennin uyarvukku kaaranam enna..
Enna.
scientist mathiri think pannathenga..!!
Vera Enna..
"HIGH HEELS SERUPU" than!
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Co-cola ku "vijay"
Airtel ku "Karthi"
Aircel ku "Suriya"
Fanta ku "Thrisha"
Mirinda ku "Asin"
U dont worry
Natpukku Naamadhan. . . !
"..NANBENDAA.."
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Interviewer: Obama pathi enna nenaikiringa?
ajith: well..how to say in tamil..
Enga appa,amma romba nallavanga.
Intrv: gOppamma illada parathesi, 'ObAma'.
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Cricket oru fraud game
1. Kaila ball vachikitte NO BALLnu solluvaanga
2. Overnu sollitu over mela overa poduvanga
3.all out nu solluvanga aana 10 peruthaan out aagi irupaanga
4. Oru overku 6 ballsnu sollittu oru ball thaan vachirupaanga
5. Oru Batsman out na umpire oru kaiya thookkaraanga.
appo rendu kaiya thookuna Rendu batsman out thaane.aana sixnu sollranga.
By aniyaiyathai thati kaetpor sangam...
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Naam vazhum varai nammai yaarum verukka koodathu"
"Naam maraintha pinpu nammai yaarum marakka koodathu"
That's life...
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Silar NATPAI patri solvarkal engal natpu vanai pola,
Engal natpu Malargalai pola,
Nan solven
Nam NATPU
"LIC"pola athavathu "valumbothum" "valkaiku piragum".
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Fantastic lines
Ungalai Purinthukollatha vargalukku Neengal oru "PUTHIR"...,
Ungalai Purinthu kondavargalukku Neengaldhan "UYIR"...,
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.+" "+" "+.
". ." "+. .+" +
who's name u want to write in this heart?
Select Any one number 1.2.3.4.5.6.7.8.9.10
Rply fst its interst

Ans :

selection
1.mother
2.father
3.my name
4.brother
5.lifepartner
6.frnds
7.lover
8.sister
9.your name
10.best frnd....
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Teacher: Pasangala. Neengellam Nalla Padichu
Namma Naatuku Nalla Peru Vaangi Kodukanum
Student: INDIAingra Peru Nalla Thana Irukku Teacher.
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Aaruthal solla unmaiyana nanban irunthal..
"KADHAL THOLVI" kuda...
"COMEDY PROGRAMME" than...
Gud night.... By yours friend
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Help me pls
Ungakitta kekanum pola thonuchu
"Kaalaila oru girl enkita
I LOVE U nu sonna."
APDINA ENNA?
Ethavathu book name ah,...?
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One day night 11'0 clock..
Girl in phone : "Enga veetla yarume illada"..
Boy : Appadiya, itho udane varren..
Boy rushed to her home and asked in phone : Ennadi, veedu pootiruku..?
Girl : "Athan sonnenla da, veetla yarum
Illenu..nanga ooruku poirukom da.
Boy : ????????
.
Gud nite...
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The land to be divided in to three.
One for hindus. Second for muslims.
Third part for Nirmogi Agora committee
wonderful judgement, no. 1 jana nayaga cuntry in india.
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SWISS BANK announces top 5 countries who made deposits In their bank:
1) INDIA- $1456bn.
2) RUSSIA-$470bn.
3) US- $390bn.
4) UK- $295bn.
5) China- $196bn..
so INDIA IS NOT A P00R C0UNTRY
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Wht is difference betwen loose & kirucku & mental.
Loose: will read this msg,
Mental: will forward this msg,
Kirucku: will delete this msg
Choice is yours.... Ippa Yenna pannuva....
Good evening...
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Prof: prove that 2/10=2
Japan student: i dont know
American student: its impossible.
England student: No one can solve this
Indian student: evlavo paEvry cigarat tht U smke reducs ur lif by10mins
Evry drink shortns ur lif by 4mins
BUT..... nitom, itha pana mattoma
2-two,10-ten
two/ten=wo/en
(t cancel)
As per ABCD
w-23,o-15,e-5,n-14
w+o=23+15=38
E+n=5+14=19
So,38/19=2
epudi. Evry clas dat u atend reduces 1hr of life.
bunk CLASSESS SAVE LIFE...!
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Character is greater than Beauty.
Humanity is greater than Wealth.
but
Nothing is greater than Confidence..!"
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GOLDEN QUOTE:-
"Iraivan Peyarai Ucharikkum Udhadukalai Vida,
"Makkalukku Sevai Seiyyum Kaigal Punithamanavai.
-Mother Teresa.
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Easy way To
success :
"Do not focus on how to spend less money...
Instead,
Focus on how to earn more money to spend..."
- Ratan Tata.
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Entry of Sun, Earth Smiles.
Entry of Flowers, Bees Smile.
Entry of Rain, Trees Smile.
when your Msg enter my Mobile.
My Heart Smiles....! G.M.
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Kovattha yeppadi sweeta matha mudiyum?
Angry ku munnadi oru " J " potta
< " jangry " >.kovatha sweeta mathiyachi..! That's all. .
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Open ur eyes!
So the SUN can rise, Flowers can blossom,
Birds can sing,
Bcoz all r waiting 2 c ur B¤E¤A¤U¤T¤I¤F¤U¤L SMILE!
Good Morning madam.
Have a Great Day!
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Smile
-is an address of life
Smile
-is a way to get success.
Smile
-is to win the hearts.
Smile
-improves your personality.
Keep On Smiling....!
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The sweet words even can open the iron doors.
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Two things always
to be Remembered
in "Life":
Dont take any decisions when you are Angry!
Dont make any promises when you are Happy!
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