SMS Collections by M.Perumal @ EMPEE

UKG terror guys
Son:Nan School poga maten
Mom:enda?
Son:vela seiya poren
Mom:UKG padichitu enna velai seiya pora?
Son:LKG girlsku tution eduka poraen..
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Devadass lines:-
Penne Neeyum Oru
Imayamalai Sigaramthaan..
Athanal than Innamum
Ennal "UN" Idhayathai Thoda Mudiyavilai...!
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UNMAI:
Oruvarai Parkumbothu Kankalil Varum.
Santhosathai Vida.,
Piriyum Pothu Varum, Irandu Thuli Kanneer
Unmaiyana Anbai Velipaduthum.. 
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Jony Jony... 
Yes papa!
There is no msg why papa?
Remove Ur simcard Quick papa! 
Put Ur Cell in a kuppa dappa! 
clap Ur hands ha... ha...ha.!
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Ilaya thalpathi Vijay in 50th movie Sura: 
Fight _ Super
Stunt _ Pakka machi
Song _ goyala supero super.
Dance _ Dhoool
1st Off_ Sema speed.
2nd off_ cha chancey ila

ipdiellam vijay Fans solli
Padam Paaka solluvanga.
Nambaadhinga Makkalae.
Totala sollapona padathula
"INTERVAL gap dhaan Super..."...
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RUM'kum SEM'kum enna vithyasam??
RUM - Raavaa adipanga!
SEM - Raavellam padipanga!
By - Powercut annalum,
Mobile velichathil padikum
maanavar Sangam.
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"MARANAM" vanthal
"ORU" Nodiyil Uyir Pogum.
But.... "PIRIVU" vanthal
"OVVORU" Nodiyum Uyir Pogum.
So.. Dont Miss .
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Oru CAT oru school'a
suthi suthi vandhatham...


Why?



Why?




Bcos, Athu  
"Ele"mentary school...

Sms imsai thodarum..
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