HBO Will ReLeaSe "ENDHIRAN" in 3OOO Screens
WorldWide where rajinikanth is in the lead.!!
-Largest WorldWide ReLeaSe After "SPiDERMAN".!
*MuSiC On JuLy 31
*film release on October 1st..
so be proud to be say its an
INDIAN FILM and especialy
its an SOUTH INDIAN FILM.
RAJINI ROCKS!...
Proud to b an " thala" fan, thala really rocks.
Pass to all . ". . . SHANKAR. . . " and
RAJINI. . . Fans
by EMPEE. . .
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Ennathan CELL la
500, 1000 balance vachu irunthalum,
Atha vachi oru
KUCHI MITTAI kuda
vanga mudiyathu...
By
00.00 balance maintain pannuvor sangam.
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How fast can you guess the words?
1.BOO_S
2._ _NDOM
3.F_ _ K
4.P_ N_S
5.PU_S_
6.S_X
Ans:
1.BOOKS
2.RANDOM
3.FORK
4.PANTS
5.PULSE
6.SIX
Thirunthunga da dai.
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Interviewer :Tell me the opposite words for
Made in India
Sardar : Pallam in Pakistan.
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Enaku neraiya doubt iruku.
mudinjaa clear pannunga.
1. Blue cross'nu onnu irukudhu'na
non-veg hotels'la epdi business nadakudhu..?
2. Kurangu'la irundhu manidhan vandhaan'na,
innum kurangu iruke, adhu eppadi..?
3. Namma naatla pesa sudhandhiram irukudhu'na
edhuku phone bill varudhu..?
4. Kudibodhayil vandi votta kudadhu'na,
bar'la edhuku PARKING..?
Enna mulikuringa..!
Naangallaam yosicha,
naadu thaangaathunga...
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9 3 8 7 4 6 1 2
CHoose One Number..
Nee yaru Kitta Chellama Irukuringa'Nu Paakalaam....
Reply Me.....

Answer :

9 > Anna
3 > God
8 > Friend
7 > amma
4 > Me
6 > life partner
5 > Lover
1 > Sister
2 > Appa
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Tamil story:
Two friends named 'paakala' and 'kekala'
Orunal paakala sonnatha kekala
Kekala!
Kekala sonnatha paakala paakala!
Paakala sonnatha en kekalanu kekala kitta paakala kekala!
Kekala sonnatha en paakalanu paakala kitta kekala
kekala mothathila kekala paakala paakala kekala!
Enna kaduppa irukutha?
paavinga...... enakum ippadithan anupuranka....
Intha msg a 4 peruku forward panni
relax-a irunga....
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Oru thaayin kavidhai:
Pattini kidandhu palliyil serthen!
Kal,man, sumandhu kallooriyil serthen!
Veyelil vendhu velayil serthen!
Magane neeyo ennai
elithil serthuvittai "mudhiyor illathil"!
So frnds don't avoid ur parents in
old age "love them and live for them.
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Nice msg:
"yennai santhipavargal
vettri peramal povathillai".
-Tholvi...
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Hai
neenga oru
"PANNI KUTTI"
P -panbanavar
A -anbanavar
N -nallavar
N -natpanavar
I -inimaiyanavar
ayyo,ayyo
PANNI KUTTIkku sirippa paru.
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A friendless life is
like a flowerless garden...
But i have a beautiful garden
with wonderful flowers...
One of my best flower is reading my sms..
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Sometimes we feel all doors are closed in our life.
But, all the closed doors may not be locked.
They may be waiting for our knock...!
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Enna than bramacharia irunthalum,
Exam hallku pogumbodhu oru 'PEN'nai
thottu than aaganum.
- ByNithyanantha swamy!.....
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The story of "Encyclopedia"...
Once there lived a small boy in a village...
The village had no means of transport...
This poor fellow made two wheels,
on that a seat to sit and he started riding...
But he didn't think about brakes...
The cycle invented by him went out of control...
So he shouted "En cycle a pudiya"
which became Encyclopedia...
No no! Pls don't thank me. .
Its my duty to educate ppL . . .
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Success is never permanent.
Failure is never final.
So always do not stop effort Until
your victory makes a history....
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POLICE :
BUS Eppadi accident aachu?
BUS DRIVER :
Athaan sir Enakkum Theriyala.
naan nalla Thoongittaen...
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Runner says
"It is possible but risk..!"
But
Winner says
"It is risk but possible..!"
So, Work Hard & Achieve
your Target Sucessfully.
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Kadanthu vitta KAALAM...
Izhanthu vitta NATPU...
Solli vitta VAARTHAI...
Koduthu vitta IDHAYAM...!
Ivai - 4 um thirumba pera mudiyathu.
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My Hobbies:-
>Playing with TIGER
>Swimming in SUNAMI
>Sleeping on SUN
&
Watching AJITH film.
Namakku Risk edukradhu
RusK sappudra Mathiri..
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Frnds & Friendships..
Its a package of Feelings
Nobody can Make It
Nobody can Break It
Nobody can Explain It ...
only we can "Feel" It...
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Answer this.?
Lover loves it,
Friends need it
Relationship starts with it
Life ends with it.
It is
_ _ _d_ _a_ _s
10 letter word challenge for u,
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"Ninaivugal" enbathu Kadal alai pola..
Arukil varumbothu Athai vitu vilaga thondrum..
Tholaivil irukum pothu Rasika thondrum.!
th'ts Life! . .
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Super Msg Which Attract Me:
Petroruku Seiya Vendia kadamayai
ninaithu paar.
Kanavil kuda "kadhal" varaathu....
-Vairamuthu
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-"COLLEGE LIFE"-
Night time Walkings.!
Longtime Browsings.!
1st Yr Outings!
2nd yr Sightings!
3rd Yr Rousings!
Konja Neram Padipu!
Mam'ku Nickname! Vet
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Today is Thomas Alwa Edison's Birthday
so, send wishes to all Tubelights.
Now I have already sent
to 1 Tube light.
U continue ok?
Have a "bulb" .
Iyeo.
Edison's birthday s on feb.11
Now u ly got bulb.
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"L I V E 2 G E T H E R"
What did u read?
Liv 2gethr
r
Liv 2 Gathr
r
Liv 2 Get Her.
Jus a cute way 2 say
'LIFE' is how u luk at.
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A boy Calld FM radio & Said
"I hav found a purse wit 15000 Rupees,
a credit card & an I.D Card of
Ms. Swetha, No.13 Halls Rd, Chennai.
RJ: How honest sir?
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m suresh,
My hobby is
sleeping on sofa.
Teacher: I wonder you all have
same hobbies.
Next girls
Girl- my name is sofa.
Teacher:..???
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In NewZealand there was a baby born,
His wght is 80kg.
It increased upto 280kg in 15 days
Incredible! but true
bcoz
Baby was an Elephant!
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Oru figura correct panna 3 tips
1. Eraser
2. Ink remover
3. Whitner. Enna mulikringa?
Figure means
Diagram pa. Neenga
Innum THIRUNDHALAYA
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MAN :
Naan porandhadhu Chennai la,
...
but
padichadhu Mumbai la.
Sardar :
Appo
school poga
romba neram aagiyirukumae.! ......
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PHONE: Nengal dial seidha vadikaiyalar
thodarbu ellaiku veliye ullar!
SARDAR: Yakka Yaka..mukiyamana vishayam pesanum,
konjam ulla vara solunga ka pls.(.....)
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2 types of suicides
1. Quick Death:
Take a BIG rope, tie it around ur neck & hang
2. Slow Death:
Take SMALL rope,
tie it on GIRLs neck & MARRY her...
How is it...
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Friendship is a sea.,
Friends are fishes.,
U r MY lovely golden fish.,
I will keep U safe..
If U try to go away from ME.,
I will fry U... Mind it.
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"L I V E 2 G E T H E R"
What did u read?
Liv 2gethr
r
Liv 2 Gathr
r
Liv 2 Get Her.
Jus a cute way 2 say
'LIFE' is how u luk at
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oy :- neenga romba alaga irukinga..
Girl:- thanks!
Boy :-unga friend ungala vida super..
Girl:- poda eruma
Boy:- athu unga rendu pera vida super!
Girl:....? Gudni8
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Boy:
Dress super
Girl: Thanks.
Boy:lipstik also super
Girl:Thanks.
Boy:makeup also done very nicely
Girl:Thanksda.
Boy:Apuramum yendi Asingama iruka...!
G :??
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Oru "LOOSE" bus Stopla okkanthu Irunthanam.
Appo... Breakdown aana LORRY a
"innoru" LORRY kayiru Moolama iluthittu Ponatham...
Appo avan Sirichanaam...?
Sutri ulla makkal " EAN SIRIKKIRAY"
Endru kettarkalam..?
Appo loose Sonnanam?
"Oru kaiera" Thookkittu poga 2 LORRYA.......
Loose pasanga.
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This is Face science:
Select any one number
<1>
Unga face eppadinu solren.
Reply must...

Answer :

1. Appavi
2. karadi
3. Smiling
4. Tension
5. Decent
6.Terror??
7. lovable
8. Romantic
9. Jollu
10. Sappa face.
11. Cute.
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Frenship means:
2 FEEL som1 in evry HEARTBEAT,
2 FIND som1 in evry THOUGHT,
2 C som1 vth CLOSD EYES n
2 MISS som1 vthout reason..

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Dad: Yenda sollratha keka matingra.
Son: nee solratha ellam keka mudiathu.
Nanum Sampathikirane.
Dad: unnakku naalu maadu
vaangi koduthathu thappa pochu..
Unnai ellam B.E/B.Tech padikka vachu
theru theruva velaiku alaya vitu irukanum da....
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