Patient : doctor
Sorinjaa pori pori ya varuthu..
Doctor : "innum nalla soringa.. Pottu kadalai,
pattani, sunndal,ellam varum ..
Aayutha Pooja kondadalaam.
Wish You Happy Aayutha Pooja.
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Wish you all Happy ayuthapooja .
SO PLEASE WASH YOUR PHONE With WATER .
Put small size of Manjal and kugumam .
then put big size of karpuram in your display...
And keep some flowers..
Then tell govinda govinda...
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Degrees of girls!
B.A=Beautiful Angel
B.E=Beautiful Eyes
B.Sc=Beautiful Structure
B.L=Beautiful Lips
B.B.M=Beautiful Body Maintain
M.B.A=Married But available
B.B.A=beauties but aunties
M.B.B.S=married but beautiful sight
B.com=beautiful calm girls.
So yosiche ethu vendumo
Parthu sight adinga...
Have a Sight morning.
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Hi friends:
innikum,nalaikum yaarkitayum
endha prachanayum panna vendam
because naan en aayudhangalai
poojaiku vaichuten
so kaappatha naan vara mudiyadhu.
So take care:) Happy Tools day...
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Hi....
I'm chitti - the robot...
Speed 1 Tera Hertz...
Memory one Zeta Byte...
My boss
'EMPEE' commanded me to say u
"Gud night"...
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SEMA PANCH...
Yenna Thaan nenga buthisaliya irunthalum,
Brush panra antha 3 nimisam nenga
ILICHAVAAI dhan,
By,
Urundu perandu yosippor sangam.
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Un arumai theriyaatha idathil neenga irunthaal ,
unga perumai yaarukkum theriyaathu.
-Periyar.
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Chandiran ketadhu pennale ,
indhiran ketadhu pennale,
kadasiya ENDHIRAN ketadhum pennale:
so dont believe girls.
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Manushanaa porandha saadhikkanum...!
Nalla vela . . . ! ! !

Naan kulandhaiya thaan porandhen.
Neenga yeppudi !!!
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Oru school function'la ABDUL KALAM,
2020'la India Vallarasu aaidum'nu,
etha vachi sonnar theriuma?

MIKE vechi'than How is it...
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Dont study=fail,
Study=dont fail,
adding both eqns
ds+s=f+df
taking common
s(d+1)=f(1+d)
cancel 1+d
s=f
study=fail
hence proved
So, don't study.!
Bit adi..
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8 tips to be happy in life.
#Never be late
#dont cheat
#live simple
#expect little
#work more
#smile always
#help others
#love all..
# every day good for you
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I Love You
But I Am Not Your Lover
I Care You
But I Am Not Your Mother
I Strict You
But I Am Not Your Father
I Help You
But I Am Not Your Brother
I Ready To Share Your Pain
But I Am Not Your Blood Relation
I Will Do All Of This To You Because,
I Am Your BEST FRIEND.
Have a good day.
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Oru Oorla "8 mani" , "10 mani" nu
rendu friends irundhanga.
Oru naal 8 maniya paka 10 mani,
8 maniku ponnan, 8 maniku pona 10 mani
10 mani agiyum 8 maniya pakala.
10 mani anadum 8 mani 10 maniku
phone panni nan 8 mani paesuraen
10 mani naan nalaiku kalaila
10 maniku than varuvaenu sollitaan.
Ayyo pavam 10 mani kadaisi varaikum
8 maniya paakala.
Azhugatha vidu. IPPO time enna?
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One important news:
On 5th November 2010 at night an
Indian Scientist is going to launch a Rocket.
So pls pray for that rocket to reach great heights.
Do u know the name of the Scientist?
"EMPEE" and the name of the
Rocket is ANIL Mark Rocket..!
Advance Happy Diwali...
gud evening...
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Kavithai:
"Malare Un meedhu Irukkum thuligal
panithuli Endru Ninaikathey
Nee Vaadaamal Irukka
Naan Sindhiya Kaneer thuligal
by Megam.
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Great lines..
ONce iN a semiNar, a questioN was asked..
Wat is true love..????
Appreciated aNswer was..
" oNly a Mother kNows the exact answer": (.....)
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1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12...Choose any 1 no.
Then i will tell u,
BOYS/GIRLS, ku nenga epdi therivenga...
its intresting. Reply if u want the answr...
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1-king, 2-Attractive,
3-Uncle/Aunt,
4-sexy 5-beautiful 6-cartoon 7-Sweet,
8-cute 9-monkey.
10-Intelligent, 11-Loose character,
12-Godgeous.
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If we lose a PEN, we can buy New one.
But If we lose a PEN CAP,
we can't buy new one.!
So care for every small things more in ur life.
Good n8, thozhar sri.
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This line can change millions of lives:
"If you cant change a girl,
just change the girl".. Good eve
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Reason 4 divorce:
Wife:I xpected dis
========>
atleast ds
====>
but wat s ds?
=>
Hus:I xpectd ds
( . )( . )
atlest ds
( . )( . )
but wat s dis?
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Some questions for you...
Oru anil ku front la 3 apple iruku..
2 apple anil saptachu, 1 sapdala reason..??
Think..
that apple was plastic..
Again oru anil ku munna 3 apple iruku,
but 3apple yum anil sapdala, reason..
Think more..
Anil was plastic..
Now oru original
anil ku munna original apple iruku,
but anil sapdala..
reason?
Anil was on discovery channel,
but Apple was in front of tv..
Now anil n apple are on tv,
but anil apple sapdla..
reason.?
Use ur brain..
Anil and apple was on different channels..
I know u r angry..
But you Hav to read this too..
Anil and apple...
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Thriling family story.
Mom, Dad n son(Hero).
Boy saw gal, loved her.
Lukly she cums opp his house
he proposes her love goes smoothly.
Dad saw son wit gal
-INTRVL-
Dad: who's that gal..?
Son:I love dat gal & i will marry her...
Dad is shocked...!!
Climax
Dad: imposible.she's ur sister,
u cnt marry her...
Son shocked.!!
(TWIST IN STORY)
Mom: dnt wory son,
i'l arange ur marrage, u r nt his son..
Now Dad shocked........
- The End -
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TRUE GK FACTS:
No Trees in Antartica
No theatres in bhutan
No Snakes in Hawai Island
No Mosquitoes in France
NO FIGURES IN "MY AREA
En kavala yaruku therium..
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%=Kanjus life
@=Rich life
&=Beautiful life
#=Cool life
Y=Joyful life
L=Simble life
¤=Romantic life
*=Lucky life
?=Not bad .
Ohhhoo . . .
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Tie this on ur hand.!
>(*2 tie d FRIENDSHIP BAND.!
if u accept my frndshp
send me ds msg editing ur Name..
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No one will manufacture a lock without a key.
Similarily, god wont give problems
without solutions.
So face it, surely you can win...
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Tiruvannamalai il oru athisayam
kezha vanga...
Ninaithalae mukthi tharum malai Tiruvannamalai.
Tiruvannamalai il miga kuraitha kattanatthil
Offset printing seiyyum ore niruvanam
" Anandi Printers " Ul mada veethi
Condect - 9443687324
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Sudukattla attendence edukaranga:-
Mohini - Yes sir!
Pei - Yes sir!
Kaatteri- Yes sir!
Pisasu - Yes sir! aavi - Yes sir!
Kuttichathan?
Kuttichathan?
Kuttichathan?
Yei apparam sms padikalam.....
1st attendence sollu....
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:-P;-KATHAL :-
Nam yar enbathai marakka vaikum...!
:-@NATPU :-
Nam yar enbathai puriya vaikum...!!
Don't forget the valuable 'FRIENDSHIP'
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Tis is my last msg
After this I'll not msg u or
I'll not call u..

Sorry if It hurts u... bye
bcoz I'm going 2 sleep,
2mrow I'll msg u! Gud nite :)
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Monkey1: excuseme i am new appoinment
to this tree i speak with your boss
Monkey2: shhhu .Satham podathe
thala SMS Padichittu iruku..
Nee padi thala. A boy drive a car,
a girl overtake his car..
Boy said 'hey donkey'...!
Then the girl replies
u r pig, buffalo, stupid..
Then suddenly girl met an ac good of...
Thiru. M.Perumal (EMPEE)
Presscident bcos infront of the girl
car a donkey crosses...
MORAL : Girls never understand
what boys says!
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Short story.. Two friends!
Mr.See and Mr.Saw.
One day Mr.see saw sea & Mr.saw didnt see sea.
See saw sea & jumped in sea.
Saw didnt see sea but jumped in sea.
See saw saw in sea & saw saw see in sea.
See saw both saw sea and both
saw and see were happy to see sea.
THE END.. Thalai suthutha?
Cool down. No tension.
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Kadavulin Kaaladiyil
Kidakkum "Pattu Thuniyaai"
iruppathai vida Eazhai
Makkalin Kanneer Thudaikkum
"Kai Kuttaiyaaga"
iruka virumbukiren.
-MOTHER TERASA
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"Discussion is the way for gaining knowledge..
Argument is the way for gaining enemies"..!
-Robert Stille!...
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Nothing in nature is for itself.
Rivers don't drink water,
Trees don't eat fruit,
Sun doesn't give heat for itself.
Living for others is the way of l
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Hus: Nee than enakku wife'a varuvenu
en school teacherukku munnadiye therinchirukku.
WIFE: Eppadi solringa?
HUS: PANNI MEIKKA than
nee layakkunnu appave sonnanga.
Just laugh. Good night
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According to british psychology,
the following are true
regarding ur month of birth.
Jan - peace maker
Feb - sacrificing nature
March - playfull but clev Please read & kindly forward to all
April - powerfull but stupid
May - lucky and caring
June - lovable but funny
July - knowledgeable
Aug - Great but lazy
Sep - surprising
Oct - Adament but nice
Nov- understanding
Dec - brilliant but silly ;-> check urs.
Gud ngt...gh
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Please read & kindly forward to all :
Medical msg:
If ur alone n if u hav symptoms
of chest pain that radiates to ur arm
and up to ur jaw, it is a "HEART er &
understands things quicklySATTACK".
if No one to help and a
hospital is far u cant wait.
U have to help urself-cough
repeatedly and vigorously.
- take deep breath before every cou
-Deep breaths gets oxygen to lungs,
-coughing keeps blood circulation alive...
Don't forget to send after reading..
A humble request.have a nice day.
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You may not know
where life's road will lead you.
But keep moving.
God is walking with you.
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Natpu
N-Nambikai
A-Anbu
T-Thairiam
P-Paasam
U-Unmai
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All friends are not True.
But true friends are very few,
Which includes U.
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Unnai sirika vaika ninaipavarai
neeum sirika vai...
Aanaal...
Unnai paarthu siripavarai
nee sindhika vai...
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Listen and silent are
two words with same alphabets...
Only a dear one can listen to u,
when u are silent.
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ORUVARAI THAVARAGA PURINTHU KOLVATHU
SULABAM.
SARIYAGA PURINTHU KOLVATHU
KADINAM.
- ABRAHAM LINGAN
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"Imaigal Thirakkindra intha Naal"
Sumaigal illamal Sugamaga Amaiya
Vaazthukkal"...
Lovely morning have a lovely day...
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Inbathai INBOX'il vaiyungal.!
Kavalaigalai outbox'il vaiyungal.!!
Punnagaiyai SENT pannungal.!
Kobathai DELETE pannungal.
Manadhai VIBRATE seiungal.
Vazhkai RINGTONE Agum.
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Lawyer:
Geethai mela kai vechu solu..
Nithyanantha:
goyala Earkanave Ranjitha mela kai vechathalthan
court la iruken ippa geetha melayuma.
Lawyer:?
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f+ r + i+e+ n+ d+ s+ h+ i+ p
6+18+9+5+14+4+19+8+9+16=108
Help's in any emergency problem.
i am ur 108.
Cal me any time i wil b there for U..!.
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Adikadi paarkindra yaaraiyum
Nesikka mudiyadhu???!
Nesikkindra yaaraiyum
adikkadi paarka mudiyathu???!
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Whenever I look at my palm,
I wonder which of those tiny cute crisscross
lines made me so lucky to have a
sweet N nice friend like U.
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Unnai thavira veru yarum
unakku amaidhiyai thara mudiyadhu ...!
" GEETHAI "
So love ' yourself '... ! ! ! gud morning....
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Poovaga iruthalum..
Athil punnagai irunthal than alagu..
Natpaga irunthalum,
Adhil nambikai irunthal than alagu.
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Amma adicha
valikkum
Police adicha
valikkum
Friends adicha
valikkum
Lover adicha
kooda valikkum
Aana
Sarakku adicha
valikkuma?
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A sweetest FRIEND is like pillow:
wen u r tired,u sleep on it,
wen u r sad,u drop tears on it,
wen u r angry,u punch it
&
wen u r happy,u hug it!.... Gud evng
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