BEST JOKE...
Man1:suriyan FM la work panna ponathu
thappa pochu
Man2:yenna aachu?
Man1:sambalam ketta"KAELUNGA
KAELUNGA KAETTUKITTAE IRUNGA"nu solranga..
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Kadavul yepo TENSION avaru?
Kalyanam magatha kanni ponnu
karbama irukurappo avaloda amma,
"Ada Kadavuley Ippadi Pannitayenu"
sollum bodhu..
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Nanba.....
Singathoda phonela message pack theerndu
pochu. Airtel companykarankita pesiparthuten,
nan anupura msgku 3daysku apuram mothama
panam eduthukonga. Ippa panam Illai'nu sonnen.
aduku poda venna anda anda msgku panatha
vachitu podanu solitanga...
Singathuku epadi oru neramla... eni varuvomla...
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Kaalai Sindhanai:-
"Valigalai sumakkum idhayathirku,
Kanneer sintha theriyathu!
Kanneer sinthum kangaluko
valigalai thanga mudiyathu".!
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LOVERS FEELING:
Pinam pogum pathayil malar thoovum manithargal.,
2 manam pogum pathayil malar thoova marupathaen?
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Kaalai Sindhanai:
Koottathil Irukkum Podhu
Vaarthaigalil Gavanamaai iru.
Thanimayil Irukkum Podhu
Ennangalil Gavanamaga Iru..!
-Swami vivekanandhar
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FRIENDSHIP kavidhai:
Naan un imaiyaga iruppen.
Un kannai kakka alla.
''Naan parkkum figurai nee parkkamal irukka...!''
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"Paasam
"oru"
kaatru mathiri,
"iruppathu"
"namakku"
"theriyathu" anal athu "illamal"
"nammal"
"irukka"
"mudiyathu".
Unnai mathiri.....
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The best cosmetics in life-
TRUTH-for lips.
PITY-for eyes.
CHARITY- for hands.
Smile-for face &
LOVE-for heart.
Use them well & make life Beautiful!
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Girls illaadha oru vaalkai eppadi irukkum?
-Parks empty
-Theaters silent
-The police at rest
-ALL mobile companies in loss
-NO SMS
-NO greeting cards
-No arrears for college boys
-NO perfumes
-Gift shops in BIG LOSS
-TASMARK in loss
-ALL THE BOYS getting STATE RANK
Don't delete this msg fwd to all boys.
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Life is number of colours......
Mother is white
Father is blue
Famly is green
Lover is red
lifepartner is pink
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Any friend can say.
"I can understand your feelings."
But a real friend will only say,
"i can feel your feelings"..
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I personally love this quote........
Don't break someone's heart, they have only one.
Break their bones, they have 206 of them!!
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Life is "XXX"
Yestrday is Xperience
Today is Xperiment
Tomorrow is Xpectation
Use ur Xperience in
ur Xperiment to achieve ur Xpectation....
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Beauty full kavithai:
Un pirapidam vearu endralum.
Eppodhum Un iruppidam
en "idhayam" mattume.....
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"Nenjil Sogangal Irunthalum"
"Kannil Kanavugal Irunthalum"
"Vaalvil Varuthangal Irunthalum"
"Endrum enNinavil nee Iruppai"...
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Never design Ur character
like a 'garden' where
anyone can walk..
Design it like a 'sky' where
everyone look up & aspire to reach...
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''Pirarai Thooki Vida
Kunibavane Ulagil Uyarntha
Manidhan"- Abraham Lincoln.
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Anbu endrume thorpathilai andha
anbidam than naam thotru pogirom..!
Naan thortru vitten un anbidam...!
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Excellent Line:-
"Karpanaigal ellaam eppothu kadavul aanatho..,
appothe,Manithanellaam muttaalaagivittan."
- PERIYAR.
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Some intresting NEWS:
A.R.Rahman is,realy a Hindu.
Abraham Lincoln had luv failure.
Egyptian beauty Cliopaatra
realy pure black.She married h(.....)
American President
Obama's wife is His class teacher.
Worldwide, more sales book is BIBLE.
Men speak 2000words/day,
but women speak 8000 W(.....)
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Britisher: Why u indians r in differ colours?
look we r all white!
Abdul Kalam: Horses r in different colours
but buffalos r all the same!
Send 2 all indians.
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Fish Travel in the "WATER"
Bird Travel in the "AIR"
Stars Travel in the "SKY"
but
my dear friend
'U' will travel in.. My Heart.
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Heart Touching Line:-
Unmaiyana Kaathalai Izhantha pinbum
Athai Marakamal Ninaithu Kondu Valum
Anaivarum Oru uyir Ulla -"TajMahal"- .
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One Side Love KAVITHAI:
Avalai Parkamal Naan Oru Naalum
Irundhadhu Illai...
But Yennai Parka Aval
Oru Naalum Ninaithadhu Illai. ..
'feel my love.
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Oorla avan avan train ticket,bus ticket,flight ticket,
cinema ticket, yen lottery ticket kuda easy vanguran ,
ana orey oru hall ticket vanga
na padra avastha iruke ayuayuoooo. .
-by hall ticketVanga alaivor sangam..
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Best lines:
Kalangiya kangalai nesi....!
Anal...,
nesitha kangalai mattum
kalanga vaikathey!
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Thathuvam:-
"Enna dhan naama veetya freeya irundalum,
Namma moble numberuku
nammalae call Panuna 'busy' nu thaan varum"....!
That's vazhkkai..!
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Hi....
I'm chitti - the robot...
Speed 1 Tera Hertz...
Memory one Zeta Byte...
My boss
'M.PERUMAL' commanded me to say u
"Gud morning"...
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Hard Truth:-
"Evryone will forget evryone when
they have someone with them"
&
"Evryone will remember evryone
when they have no one with them.
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Clg vs Vadivel dialogues...
Clas test:- sollave illa..
Teaching:- Mudiyala..
Xam:- Ukandhu yosipanglo...
Arrears: Risk edukradhelam enaku rask sapdra mathiri.
Bit:- ethayumey plan panni than pananum..
Result:- ipovey kanna katuthey.
Degree:- varum.. ana varadhu!
if failed :- vada pochay
if pased:- nan apd(.....)
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"A"to"Z"
endra Ezhuthukalil irundhu
thedi thedi kashta pattu
kandarintha Oru Azhagiya
Kavithai
<=M.PERUMAL=>
Sila unmaigal kasaka than seium!
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Computer comands in local Tamil:
Save-Vechiko
Save As-Aiye apdiye vechiko
Save All-Allathium vechiko
Find-Thedu
Find Again-Inoru thaba thedu
Undo-Jaga vangu
Zoom-Persa kaatu
Open-Thora naina
Replace-Itha thooki apdika podu atha thooki ipdika podu
Cut-Vetti Kadasu
Paste-Ottu
Paste Special-Nalla echa thotu ottué
Drag&Hold-Nalla isthu pudi
Do u want to delete selected item?-Maiyalume thookidava?
Access denied- Kai vecha keesiduven...
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"Thedi vantha pennai, "Entha paiyanum venaannu"
solrathilla. But,
Thedi vantha paiyana,
"Entha pennum venumnu" solrathilla.
Moral:boys "Have a Good Hearts" ...
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¤Mobile oru
City Bus¤
¤Sms than Ticket¤
¤Sms anuppuvar Conductor¤
¤Sms padippavar pasanger¤
¤Sms padichutu Reply anupathavar without.
neenga eppadi...?
good Morning@
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Ulagathilayae Inimaiyanathu 3...!
Natpu
Kaathal
Pasam..!
Yen Theriyuma...?
Moondrukumae
Jaathi Matham Inam
Kidaiyathu
my dear friend
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