SMS Collections by M.Perumal @ EMPEE

Oruthiyai kuda kaadhalikatha
paiyan irukkalaam,
Aanal Oruvanai mattum
kaadhalitha pen irukka mudiyathu.
Idhu Geethai la Sollala
nethu ennoda NANBAN
Bothaila sonnathu.
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UNga Brain workla answer sollunga..
Paati vada sutta kadhaila ,vadaya suttadhu yaru?
A) paati
B) kaaka
C) nari
D) vada satti
Dhil irunda reply Please
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Vaazhkaila nalla FRIEND kidaikrathuku
punniyam panni irukanum.
Kiruku paya pulla Nee Enna
punniyam panniyo
NAN unakku kidachiten.
Nee EN "NANBAENDA"
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Husband:-
Intha maasam
salary-ku bathil
unaku na 3500 kiss tharalamnu iruken,
ok va di?
Wife:- Enaku onnum problem illa.,
Naanum appadiye cable karanuku
150 kiss
paal karanuku 200 kiss
paper karanuku
220 kiss
malikai kadaik karanuku 1500 kiss
kodukalamnu eruken
unkalukku ok vanga
Hus:- ??:-))
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"SUN PICTURES" KALANIDHI MARAN presents
ENDHIRAN the ROBOT
ROCKING successfully in cinemas near you....
SUPER STAR ALWAYS ROCKS.......
by, next super star EMPEE
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( 'o' ) Hello!
(") (") My dear friend
Wishing you
G
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D Morning
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D Afternoon
G
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D Evening
G
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D Night
;) ;) ! today's work over.
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Barathiyar married
at age 7
gandhiji married at
age 13
nehru married at
age 14
ippathan theriudhu
namma yean innum
famous avalannu?
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BABY: Amma Gandhi sethutara?
MOTHER: Aamaa chellam.
BABY: Nehru? MOTHER: Avarum poitaru
BABY: ARINGAR ANNA?
MOTHER: avarum poi saendhuttar
BABY: Naattula Nallavangale illaya Ma?
MOTHER: kavalai padaadha chellam
" Thiruvannamalai " la ''S M S "
padikera uncle irukanga.
Avanga podhum intha Naattuku. ;-)
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Life la marakka mudiyatha 3 vishayam.
1.kaalai sappadu.
2.mathiya sappadu,
3.Iravu sappadu.
By
"unnai pol oruvan"...
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Teacher: Children whom do u hate d most?
UKG Boy: Rajaram Mohan Roy.
Teacher: Oh God!! Y do U hate him?
UKG Boy: He abolished Child Marriage!!;-)
UKG terrors ...
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I askd God 2 giv me a frnd who is charming,
cute, lovable, inteligent, adorable.
Then he sent U 2 me.
Appo irunthe enaku kadavul
nambikaye pochu...
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Dont Read success story.
Read only failure story.
Bcoz from Failure story u get new idea to win .
From Success story u get only msg.
-FEDAL CASTRO...
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Words by Alexander the Great:
"I never take right decision;
but I take decision
and then make it right".
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Don't pray for Easy Lives
Pray to be a Strong Man!
Don't pray for Task
Equal To your Powers!
Pray for Power
Equal To your Tasks!
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Arumaiyana vari:
NATPU ennum noolagathil
naan kanda puthagam nee...
Sila puthakangal sirukathaiyil mudinthu vida...
Nee mattum thodarkathaiyai en manathil.
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89% of teachers sufferin frm throat cancer by
teaching students.
So plz CUT the classes as much as
possible & save our teachers
By a sincere student.
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Every new day is the another
chance to change your life.
-EDISON...
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''Small aim is biggest crime'' -ABDUL KALAM
So,
Dont aim On Local figures
Aim only on International figures..
By
Madarasapatanam Fanz association.
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--Nice lines--
''Vaadipogum Malargalin
Idhazgal Kooda Sirikirathu....
"Vaazha Pirandha Naam yen
Azha Vendum.
enjoy every moment of life...
Good Morning...
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Girls r 70% beauty
Girls r 75%sweet
Girls r 85%naughty
Girls r 90% cute
Girls r100% lovely
Totally70+75+85+90+100= girls r pakkaa 420
Be careful!
Gud nit
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1day
Monday,
went 2
Tuesday,
2 see
Wednesday,
& ask
Thursday,
whether
Friday
has told
Saturday
dat
SUNDAY
iz
"FRIENDSHIP DAY"
Advance Wishes..!...
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Help a girl when She is in trouble,
and She will surely remember you,
only when She is again in trouble!!
- Shakespeare -
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An Illiterate Father with his educated son
went on a camping trip,
they setup their tent & fell asleep.
Some hours later, Father wakes his Son & asks:
Look My Dear Indians. A kind Request.
During our independence, Punjab people
actively participated in all revolutions against British.
4 dis reason Britis Meup to d sky & tell me wat u see?
Son:I see milions of stars.
Father:& wat does that tell u?
Son:Astronomicaly,it tells that there r milions
of galaxies &n used 2 publish SARDAR JOKES to
tease them in their magazines.
But v still follow tat.
So Plz edit SARDAR & use
"Jack" (english man) instead..
Our army planets..
Father remains silent for
moment then says:
mudhevi, sum1 has stolen our tent!
MORAL:
Education ruins our common sense.
contains 65% of singh Let's respect them &
our great army too..
If u delete it witout forward,
u r not an indian.
-By An Indian. For an Indian.
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Friendship does not needs a powerful eyes,
a cute voice,& a lovely face.
It always needs a responsible heart
with lovable affection forever.
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what is the difference between
dubukku and dubakkoor.
Dubukku will read this msg,
Dubakoor will delete this msg.
Ippo yenna pannuva?
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