A boy drive a car, a girl overtake his car..
Boy said 'hey donkey'...!
Then the girl replies u r pig, buffalo, stupid..
Then suddenly girl met an accident
bcos infront of the girl car a donkey crosses...
MORAL :
Girls never understand what boys says!
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Kadavulin Kaaladiyil
Kidakkum "Pattu Thuniyaai"
iruppathai vida Eazhai
Makkalin Kanneer Thudaikkum
"Kai Kuttaiyaaga" iruka virumbukiren.
-MOTHER TERASA
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Hus: Nee than enakku wife'a varuvenu
en school teacherukku munnadiye therinchirukku.
WIFE: Eppadi solringa?
HUS: PANNI MEIKKA than
nee layakkunnu appave sonnanga.
Just laugh.
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Please read & kindly forward to all :
Medical msg:
If ur alone n if u hav symptoms of
chest pain that radiates to
ur arm and up to ur jaw, it is a "HEART ATTACK".
if No one to help and a hospital is
far u cant wait. U have to help urself
-cough repeatedly and vigorously.
- take deep breath before every cough.
-Deep breaths gets oxygen to lungs,
-coughing keeps blood circulation alive...
Don't forget to send after reading..
A humble request.
have a nice day.
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A sweetest FRIEND is like pillow:
wen u r tired,u sleep on it,
wen u r sad,u drop tears on it,
wen u r angry,u punch it
&
wen u r happy,u hug it!.... Gud evng.
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Ship captain:
Kara therithu!
Kara therithu!
Sardar: 'Surf excel' podunga
Indha kara
Andha kara
endha kara
irundhalum poidum.
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When we do a work,we cross 3 stages
1.Insult, 2.Opposition, 3.Acceptance.
Fools stop at the 1st.
Losers stop at the 2nd.
Winners cross the 3rd..
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Rama janma boomi judgement :
The land to be divided in to three.
One for hindus. Second for muslims.
Third part for Nirmogi Agora committee.
wonderful judgement,
no. 1 jana nayaga cuntry in india.
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Sachin century Adicha.
Stadum Full
Rajini padam Nadicha.
Theatre Full
Perumal S.M.S. anupuna unga
INBOX FULL
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Coffee yen udambukku nallathu illai?
Enna, Adhula rendu e erukku.
Coffee yai vida tea better.
Yen? Teala oru e dhan erukku.
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"Miga sirantha Nanban endru Thaniyaga yaarum kidaiyathu,
"Nanban"nu sonnalae "Miga siranthavan" nu than artham.
-Director M.Sasikumar..
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"So many people can be responsible for your success.......
But only "YOU" are responsible for your failure "
- Mark Benson
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Excellence s rarely found,
more rarely valued.
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Beautiful quote :
Expression of the face could Be seen by everyone..
But the depression of heart Could be
understood only By the best one !
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Unakkul en Ninaivum..
Yennakkul un Ninaivum..
Erukkum varai...
Namakkul...
Pirivu Yenbathe Ellai..
"Yentrum Un Arugil Naan...
Good ni8....
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Husband:Enakku call vanthuchna,
Naan veetla illa'nu sollu.
Wife:Ok
(RING)
Wife:Hello,Avar veetla irukkar.
Husband:
Yendi sonna?
Wife:Athu enoda lover.
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"LIFE"oru
"ONEWAY" Road..! Athil
"Thirumbi Pakkalam".,
But.,
"Thirumba poga" Mudiyathu.!
So, Enjoy every seconds in ur life..
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Umbrella Cant Stop The Rain
But Make Us To Stand In Rain...
Confidence May Not Bring Sucess
But It Gives A Power To Face Any Challenge..
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Simbu entering to prabudeva- Nayan's wedding.
Vaanga! Vaanga!
Neenga Mapla Vetukarara?
Ponnu vetukarara?
Simbu:Illainga, Naan Ponnoda
Palaya Veetukarar. . .
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Idhayathil
Idam Koduppavargal
"Lover's"
Idhayathaiye Idamaaga Koduppavargal
"FRIENDS"
DONT MISS FRIENDS.
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NAATTAAMAI : enraa Pasupathi.?
PASUPATHI : 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13
NAATTAAMAI : enraa.???
PASUPATHI : adhaan enroamla
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This dog,is dog,a dog,good dog,way dog,
to dog,keep dog,an dog,idiot dog,busy dog,
for dog,20 dog,seconds dog!
Now read without the word dog.
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2005-1 sms 2 Rs - 1 idli 3 Rs
2008-1 sms 0.23 paisa -1 idli 5 Rs
2009-700 sms 7 Rs -1 idli 7 Rs
2015- no idlis - only sms
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SMILE:
S: Sets u free
M: Makes u special
I: Increases ur face value
L: Lifts up ur spirits
E: Erases all ur tensions
please smiling.
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Lifela Rendu Vishayangalai Marakka Koodadhu.
1.Vilagi povorgalai - DONT CARE;
2. Virumbi varuvorgalaì- TAKE CARE.!
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"Vidiginra poluthellam vidiyal alla
ne vizhikinra poluthu than vidiyal."
- Abdul kalam".
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Nice & fantastic lines:
"Manithan kadavulai thedi kovil selkiran..,
karuvarayil, thannai sumantha
kadavulai maranthu...!"
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Currenttuku kalpaakam
Cricketuku Chepaakam
Airportuku Meenampakam,
but "VIJAY" fans ellorukkum KEELPAAKAM.
Delete or edit Panravan Ratham kaaki saavan..
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Runner says
"It is possible but risk...!"
But
Winner says
"It is risk but possible...!"
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Vetrigalai sandhithavanin idhayam
poovai pol menmaiyanathu!
Tholvigalai mattumey sandhithavanin idhayam
irumbai vida valimayanathu - Vivekananda
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"Aasaigal illatha vaalkaiyai
nee eppothu thedi selgirayo...
Appothu,
"Thunbam" illatha vaalkai
unnai thedi varum....
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Always remember in life.
There r people better than u.
There r people worst than u.
But there will never be nice one who is you..
Always be yourself.
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SMOKING - 1 MINUTE KICK.
DRINKING - 1 HOUR KICK.
CINEMA - 1 DAY KICK.
LOVING - 1 YEAR KICK.
BUT FRIENDSHIP IS LIFE LONG KICK.
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Smile is the Electricity &
Life is Battery..
Whenever You Smile,
The Battery Gets Charged &
A Beautiful Day is Activated.
So, Keep Smiling....!
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Thooka marundhu sappitta thookam varum...
Anaa...
Irumal marundhu sappitta irumal varathu!
(Enna kodumai saaar idhu)
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Naaikku naalu kaal irukkalaam.
Aana adhala LOCAL call,
STD call, ISD call,
even MISSED call kooda panna mudiyathu!
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Pal vali vantha palla pudungalam
Ana.. Kaal vali vantha kaala pudunga mudiyuma?!
Illa Thalai Vali Vandha
Thaliathan Pudunga Mudiyuma?
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TEA STRONG AA IRUKA YENA PANANUM?
ORU SPOON "CEMENT" PODANUM.
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School Testla Bit adikalam...
College Testla Bit adikalam ...
Blood Testla Bit addika mudiyuma?
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Nice relationship are Like the breathing Air...!
You Will Never See Them...!
But, You Will Always Feel Their Presence...
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Vilaamal vaalnthen enbathu perumai alla...
vilunthaalum elunthen enbathe perumai... -HITLER..
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Whatever we Do, we must remember
our aim should be at Every Moment,
If You Dream to Fly with Eagles
Don't waste time in Swimming with Ducks.
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Vittu Kodungal Viruppangal Niraiverum.....,
Thatti Kodungal Thavarugal Kuraiyum.....,
Manam vittu pesungal Anbu perugum.
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Simple logic to live with peace:
Don't cry for what happened yesterday.
Don't get fear 4 wat happens today.
Dnt expect anything 4 tomorrow...
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'Mudiyaathu' endra vaarthai'kku 'Mutru pulli' vai.!!
'Mudiyum' Endra vaarthai'kku
'Thodar pulli' vai..!
Endrum thodarum vetri unnai.,!
-A R RAHMAN -
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GoodSWISS BANK announces
top 5 countries who made deposits In their bank:
1) INDIA- $1456bn.
2) RUSSIA-$470bn.
3) US- $390bn.
4) UK- $295bn.
5) China- $196bn
so INDIA IS NOT A
P00R C0UNTRY
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Whatever we Do, we must remember our aim
should be at Every Moment,
If You Dream to Fly with Eagles
Don't waste time in Swimming with Ducks.
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Speed is calculated by miles/
hr. Lifetime is calculated smile/
hr. good morning have a joyful day...
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If we plant one tree,
that will consume 27kg of pollution/year.
So create awareness on planting trees.
Kindly forward 2 your frnd's & create wonderful India..
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Heart is equal to a mirror,
Mirror shows reflection and
Heart shows affection.
Both have one equal quality,
can't be reformed once broken..! G.M
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Ungaludaya sindhanaikum seyalukum
yevvalavu dhooram ullatho, athudhan
ungalukum ungal vetrikkum ulla thooram.
--SUGHI SIVAM..
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If the whole world against and opposite to you .
What 'll you do ?
Simple !
Just turn your direction ,
you 'll be the Leader of the whole World
- Nepoleon.
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Nice lines:-
Naan edukkum mudivu sariyanatha
endru enakku theriyathu..!
Aanal,
naan edutha mudivai sariyakkuven..
-Maaveeran ALEXANDER-
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Wht is difference betwen loose & kirucku & mental.
Loose: will read this msg,
Mental: will forward this msg,
Kirucku: will delete this msg
Choice is you..
Ippa Yenna pannuva....
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Rainbow doesn't come without rain.
Success never comes without pain.
Don't let life to challenge you.
You just challenge the life.
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Rain Drops Never Know Where They Fall.
But They Create a Chillness On The Place They Fall...
Be a Rain Drop By Creating HAPPINESS Around You.
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Prof: prove that 2/10=2
Japan student: i dont know
American student: its impossible.
England student: No one can solve this
Indian student: evlavo pannitom,
itha panna mattoma
2-two,10-ten
two/ten=wo/en
(t cancel)
As per ABCD
w-23,o-15,e-5,n-14
w+o=23+15=38
E+n=5+14=19
So,38/19=2
epudi.
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" When confidence is in your eyes and
hope is your wings, then the sky is yours."
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Cute Thought:
"True affection is invisible"
but cannot be hidden...
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"7Gifts" " of GOD"
1.Mother's Love
2.Father's Advice
3.Brother's Care
4.Sister's Fight
5.Wife's Support
6.Baby's Smile &
7.SMART Friend
Like you .
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Man: Sir ennoda wifea kaanom.
Postmaster: Idhu post office,
police stationla complaint kudunga.
Man: Aiyo, sandhosathula
enga pogradhune theriyalaye sir.
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Smile is the
Electricity &
Life is
Battery..
Whenever You
Smile,
The Battery Gets
Charged &
A Beautiful Day is
Activated.
So,
Keep Smiling....!
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Each and every your action should give
satisfaction not only to you but also to others.
That is mankind.
-SWAMY VIVEKANANDAR
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If you want to do anything great...
Don't speak it out...
It will spoil your destination...
Silent leads to Success.!
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Try this,
1) Go to write msg
2) Put on Dictionary
3) Cover the screen with hand,
4) Press 23826230427790639093270947437 5)
Gently remove Ur hand... Its intersting.
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Target must be "Simple and Challengable",
Thoughts must be "Pure and Positive",
which makes life always "Meaningful and Beautiful"
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Manithan aniya vendiya
aadaigalil onedru ''NAGAICHUVAI ''
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Neengal Nandraga Munnal Thandi
Gudhikka Vendum Yendral
Pinnal Pogaththan Vendum.
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"We may admire a person with Beauty,
Knowledge or Wealth...
But, we always trust only
a person with good Character.
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Vittu Kodungal Viruppangal Niraiverum.....,
Thatti Kodungal Thavarugal Kuraiyum.....,
Manam vittu pesungal Anbu perugum..
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Rose is famous
for grace.!
Advocate is famous
for case.!
Horses are famous for
race.!
But, Smile is
famous for
face..!!
So keep
Smiling forever..!
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POLICE:- Binladena pudicha 5 lakhs prize.
SARDAR: enaku prize kudunga.
POLICE:-why...!!?
SARDAR: enakku Binladena romba pudichiruku..!
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Sardr was lying on a beach.
American: r u relaxing?
Srd: I am GopalSingh.
Another American: r u relaxing?
Sardar: No. I am Gopal Singh.
Sardar left that place in anger.
Then Sardar asks one
Americn lying nearby, ''r u relaxing?"
Americn said "yes!"
Sardar gives a slap & says,
"All are searching for u & u r lying.
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Beautiful lines:
"Unless you speak from heart,
you cannot touch anyone's heart".
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Look your past with satisfaction,
Handle your present with confidence,
Prepare your future without fear.
"Life is in our hands.Decide and enjoy it
Happily...
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"Runner says
"It is possible but risk...!"
But
"Winner says
"It is risk but possible...!"
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Successful persons
never do extraordinary works.
They always do ordinary works
in an extraordinary way".
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Iraivan Yaarium Avargaludaya Sakthikku mel
Sothippathu illai!
Namakku Varum Sothanai Ellam
nam Sakthikku Utpattathey.
Let us face our problems.
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Just for fun
Josiyar : Unga Kadhalukku yethirpe kedayathu..
Neenga probleme illama Kalyanam pannikalam..
Man : Adha Unga ponnukita sollunga, romba bayapadra..!
ithanukku Theriyavillai.