BEST JOKE...
Man1:suriyan FM la work panna ponathu
thappa pochu
Man2:yenna aachu?
Man1:sambalam ketta"KAELUNGA
KAELUNGA KAETTUKITTAE IRUNGA"nu solranga..
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Kadavul yepo TENSION avaru?
Kalyanam magatha kanni ponnu
karbama irukurappo avaloda amma,
"Ada Kadavuley Ippadi Pannitayenu"
sollum bodhu..
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Nanba.....
Singathoda phonela message pack theerndu
pochu. Airtel companykarankita pesiparthuten,
nan anupura msgku 3daysku apuram mothama
panam eduthukonga. Ippa panam Illai'nu sonnen.
aduku poda venna anda anda msgku panatha
vachitu podanu solitanga...
Singathuku epadi oru neramla... eni varuvomla...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Kaalai Sindhanai:-
"Valigalai sumakkum idhayathirku,
Kanneer sintha theriyathu!
Kanneer sinthum kangaluko
valigalai thanga mudiyathu".!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
LOVERS FEELING:
Pinam pogum pathayil malar thoovum manithargal.,
2 manam pogum pathayil malar thoova marupathaen?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Kaalai Sindhanai:
Koottathil Irukkum Podhu
Vaarthaigalil Gavanamaai iru.
Thanimayil Irukkum Podhu
Ennangalil Gavanamaga Iru..!
-Swami vivekanandhar
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
FRIENDSHIP kavidhai:
Naan un imaiyaga iruppen.
Un kannai kakka alla.
''Naan parkkum figurai nee parkkamal irukka...!''
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
"Paasam
"oru"
kaatru mathiri,
"iruppathu"
"namakku"
"theriyathu" anal athu "illamal"
"nammal"
"irukka"
"mudiyathu".
Unnai mathiri.....
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
The best cosmetics in life-
TRUTH-for lips.
PITY-for eyes.
CHARITY- for hands.
Smile-for face &
LOVE-for heart.
Use them well & make life Beautiful!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Girls illaadha oru vaalkai eppadi irukkum?
-Parks empty
-Theaters silent
-The police at rest
-ALL mobile companies in loss
-NO SMS
-NO greeting cards
-No arrears for college boys
-NO perfumes
-Gift shops in BIG LOSS
-TASMARK in loss
-ALL THE BOYS getting STATE RANK
Don't delete this msg fwd to all boys.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Life is number of colours......
Mother is white
Father is blue
Famly is green
Lover is red
lifepartner is pink
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Any friend can say.
"I can understand your feelings."
But a real friend will only say,
"i can feel your feelings"..
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
I personally love this quote........
Don't break someone's heart, they have only one.
Break their bones, they have 206 of them!!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Life is "XXX"
Yestrday is Xperience
Today is Xperiment
Tomorrow is Xpectation
Use ur Xperience in
ur Xperiment to achieve ur Xpectation....
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Beauty full kavithai:
Un pirapidam vearu endralum.
Eppodhum Un iruppidam
en "idhayam" mattume.....
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"Nenjil Sogangal Irunthalum"
"Kannil Kanavugal Irunthalum"
"Vaalvil Varuthangal Irunthalum"
"Endrum enNinavil nee Iruppai"...
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Never design Ur character
like a 'garden' where
anyone can walk..
Design it like a 'sky' where
everyone look up & aspire to reach...
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''Pirarai Thooki Vida
Kunibavane Ulagil Uyarntha
Manidhan"- Abraham Lincoln.
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Anbu endrume thorpathilai andha
anbidam than naam thotru pogirom..!
Naan thortru vitten un anbidam...!
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Excellent Line:-
"Karpanaigal ellaam eppothu kadavul aanatho..,
appothe,Manithanellaam muttaalaagivittan."
- PERIYAR.
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Some intresting NEWS:
A.R.Rahman is,realy a Hindu.
Abraham Lincoln had luv failure.
Egyptian beauty Cliopaatra
realy pure black.She married h(.....)
American President
Obama's wife is His class teacher.
Worldwide, more sales book is BIBLE.
Men speak 2000words/day,
but women speak 8000 W(.....)
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Britisher: Why u indians r in differ colours?
look we r all white!
Abdul Kalam: Horses r in different colours
but buffalos r all the same!
Send 2 all indians.
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Fish Travel in the "WATER"
Bird Travel in the "AIR"
Stars Travel in the "SKY"
but
my dear friend
'U' will travel in.. My Heart.
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Heart Touching Line:-
Unmaiyana Kaathalai Izhantha pinbum
Athai Marakamal Ninaithu Kondu Valum
Anaivarum Oru uyir Ulla -"TajMahal"- .
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One Side Love KAVITHAI:
Avalai Parkamal Naan Oru Naalum
Irundhadhu Illai...
But Yennai Parka Aval
Oru Naalum Ninaithadhu Illai. ..
'feel my love.
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Oorla avan avan train ticket,bus ticket,flight ticket,
cinema ticket, yen lottery ticket kuda easy vanguran ,
ana orey oru hall ticket vanga
na padra avastha iruke ayuayuoooo. .
-by hall ticketVanga alaivor sangam..
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Best lines:
Kalangiya kangalai nesi....!
Anal...,
nesitha kangalai mattum
kalanga vaikathey!
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Thathuvam:-
"Enna dhan naama veetya freeya irundalum,
Namma moble numberuku
nammalae call Panuna 'busy' nu thaan varum"....!
That's vazhkkai..!
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Hi....
I'm chitti - the robot...
Speed 1 Tera Hertz...
Memory one Zeta Byte...
My boss
'M.PERUMAL' commanded me to say u
"Gud morning"...
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Hard Truth:-
"Evryone will forget evryone when
they have someone with them"
&
"Evryone will remember evryone
when they have no one with them.
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Clg vs Vadivel dialogues...
Clas test:- sollave illa..
Teaching:- Mudiyala..
Xam:- Ukandhu yosipanglo...
Arrears: Risk edukradhelam enaku rask sapdra mathiri.
Bit:- ethayumey plan panni than pananum..
Result:- ipovey kanna katuthey.
Degree:- varum.. ana varadhu!
if failed :- vada pochay
if pased:- nan apd(.....)
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"A"to"Z"
endra Ezhuthukalil irundhu
thedi thedi kashta pattu
kandarintha Oru Azhagiya
Kavithai
<=M.PERUMAL=>
Sila unmaigal kasaka than seium!
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Computer comands in local Tamil:
Save-Vechiko
Save As-Aiye apdiye vechiko
Save All-Allathium vechiko
Find-Thedu
Find Again-Inoru thaba thedu
Undo-Jaga vangu
Zoom-Persa kaatu
Open-Thora naina
Replace-Itha thooki apdika podu atha thooki ipdika podu
Cut-Vetti Kadasu
Paste-Ottu
Paste Special-Nalla echa thotu ottué
Drag&Hold-Nalla isthu pudi
Do u want to delete selected item?-Maiyalume thookidava?
Access denied- Kai vecha keesiduven...
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"Thedi vantha pennai, "Entha paiyanum venaannu"
solrathilla. But,
Thedi vantha paiyana,
"Entha pennum venumnu" solrathilla.
Moral:boys "Have a Good Hearts" ...
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¤Mobile oru
City Bus¤
¤Sms than Ticket¤
¤Sms anuppuvar Conductor¤
¤Sms padippavar pasanger¤
¤Sms padichutu Reply anupathavar without.
neenga eppadi...?
good Morning@
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Ulagathilayae Inimaiyanathu 3...!
Natpu
Kaathal
Pasam..!
Yen Theriyuma...?
Moondrukumae
Jaathi Matham Inam
Kidaiyathu
my dear friend
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Unakaga irupen enbadhu Kudumbam.
Unakaga mattum irupen enbadhu Kadhal.
Namakaga naam irupom enbadhu Natpu.
Yarukagavum naan ilai enbadhu Kozuppu.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Daughter in Love SMS
Wife: I think our daughter fell in love
with someone!
Husband: how do u know?
Wife: Bcoz she is not asking for
her pocket money!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Teacher: U idiots! At ur age newton
ranked first in class..What about u.?
Student: Sir at ur age Hitler committed suicide...!
What about u?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Beautiful lines in petrol bunks..
"Avoid Girls, Save Petrol".
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Todays Sinthanai:
PANAM marathil kaaipathillai endru
solvadhu unmaiyanal panam irukum
BANK ku mattum kilaigal irupadhu yean.?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Un mounathil ulla varthaigalayum,
Un kobathil ulla Anbayum
yaral unara mudigiradho
Avargalthan.
Unakaga padaikka patta
unmaiyana uravukal ...

Maalaiyil Maranam Endru Therinthum kuda,
Kaalaiyil kanneer Vadippathillai Pookkal....
So Enjoy the Every Moment of Life...
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REAL LINES:-
"Pennai ninaipavargal ellorum
vaalkaiyil thorpathu illai..!"
" Orae Pennai 'Mattume'
Ninaipavargal than thorkirargal.."
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Ayiram idhayangal Nammai Nesikka
irundhalum Naam Nesikkum idhayathidam
irundhu perum anbe nammai adhiga
sandhosa pada vaikkum. Thats u...da.
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Oosi poda nurse venum
Kasu poda purse venum
Cofee poda sugar venum
Kadala poda pallu venum
Sms annupa nalla manasu venum
atha padika message anupadha 'kanju's venum.
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Appo enakku 6 vayasu,
Nan first class paduchen,
Teacher enna pathu,
4 apples iruku, itha epdi 5 peruku kodupanu ketanga...?
Nan sonnen,
"Enaku vendaam miss, avanga 4 perukum koduthirunga...!"
.
.
.
Moral:
Appo irunthey
Naan romba romba nallavan.,,,,.!
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Innaikku Enga sangathuku leave...
so
message varum aana matter varaathu....
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Heart Touching :
Nee
Yennai
Ninaikave
" Yosikkirai "....
Naan
Unnai
Ninaivagava "Suvasikkiren"
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''Veruttha oruvaraiye maraka mudiyatha podhu,
virumbiya oruvarai Eppadi marapadhu..!
Love is real...!
***************************************
"Nee arugil irundha podhu adi patta
kayathin vali kuda theriavillai"
"Nee arugil illatha podhu idhayathin
thudipu kuda valikiradhu"...
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Vote for a valuable cause:
ne aayiram sollu study leave la vara
sugamana thookam exam leave la
varave varaadhu.
YES-85113 NO-585
Vote n fwd 2 all.
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Yaman :
Un Time Mudinchu Pochu
Trisha :
Nan Thapika Vazi illaya?
Yaman :
1 vazi iruku Intha sms
padikira vangaluku kiss kodu.
Trisha : Athuku nan sagalam... ..
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Girls:
Exam Timela Nanga tv, Computer,
Cell ethayum Thodamatom.
Ungalala mudiyuma?
Boys:
Ha ha ha..
Naangalam Bookaiye thodamatom.
Athu ungalala mudiyuma...
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Dont study=fail,
Study=dont fail,
adding both eqns
ds+s=f+df
taking common
s(d+1)=f(1+d)
cancel 1+d
s=f
study=fail
hence proved
So
don't study.!
Bit adi..
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BEST JOKE...
Man1:suriyan FM la work panna ponathu
thappa pochu.
Man2:yenna aachu?
Man1:sambalam ketta"KAELUNGA
KAELUNGA KAETTUKITTAE
IRUNGA"nu solranga..
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"WATER"na Kudi
"SCHOOL"na Padi
"COLLEGE"na Cut Adi
"THEATRE"na Visil Adi
"PROBLEM"na Intha Friendku
Phone Adi. Nan oda Ready.
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WORLD TAMIL CLASSICAL CONFERENCE
ON JUNE 23rd-27th (2010) AT COIMBATORE
CODISIA HALL frwd this message to 15peoples includ me
you get 125.86Rs from stateailer government
its true and check your balance after 5 mins.
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When God puts a tear in your eye,
it's because He wants to put a
rainbow in your heart.
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If your profession is your hobby then
you are the happiest person in the world.
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Uthirntha pookalukaaka kanneer vidathe!
Malarkindra pookaluku thannir vidu!
Dont feel about the past.
Always think about the future!
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Don't feel for what others say about U..
They won't come with u for ever..
But,
Do what ur Heart says,
It will be with U forever..
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HUS: Darling unnoda birthdayku
necklas vangi vandu iruken.
WIFE: Car vangitu vandu irukalam la?
husband: car ellam Kavaringla
kidaikathu chellam......
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When things go wrong,
when sadness fills ur Heart,
when tears flow on ur eyes always remember 3 things.
-God is with u
-Still with u
-Always with u
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Good people change themselves
according to the situation.
But only the smart people change the
situation according to them. Be smart always.
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Great difference between dream and ambition:
Dream needs effortless sleep.
Ambition needs sleepless efforts.
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Satisfaction is the highest level of happiness
and it is easily attained
when you have no expectations.
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Easily achieved things do not stay longer
and things which stay for a long time are
not easily achieved..!Keep on trying... U will get it...
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SMALL BUT POWERFUL QUOTE:
"Like all...
Trust few...
Follow None.,
But Learn from Every one..!"
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"Life is like a novel. It is filled with suspense.
You have no idea what is going to
happen untill you turn the page"
--Shakespeare...
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"G"o to bed
"O"ff the light
"O"ut of tension
"D"reams come
"N"ice sleep
"I"gnore worries
"G"et up earlier
"H"ave a nice day for
"T"ommorow Good night .
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Some peoples think that 'Black' colour
sentimentaly Bad.
But they forget to know about,
"Every Black Board
makes the
Students Bright"
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Un Kai Regai
Parthu Ethir Kalathai
Nambi Vidathe...
Enendral
Kai Illatha Vanukkum
Ethir Kaalam Undu.
-Dr.A.P.J. Abdul kalam
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MATHS MAGIC
13837 x ur age x 73 = ?
Just try it. You'll be getting an interesting result.
Just try & forward to ur valuable friends....
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"Waiting to win is common to all,
But Working to win is the style of a champion!"
Be a champion..
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SMILE is the natural cosmetic which gives
beauty and charmfulness to our face and
has no side effects. So keep smiling always...
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Pirarai Unarnthavan
" MANITHA N "
Thannai
Unarnthavan
'' GNANI ''
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"your best success comes after your greatest
disappointment"-so never feel for your failure.
Know that you r being tested for your consistency.
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"Success" is the Problem,
But "Failure" is the Formula!
U cannot solve the 'Problem'
without knowing the 'Formula' -
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When Flood comes, the Fish eat Ants,
When water dries, the Ants eat Fish.
Nature gives chance to everyone.
Just have to wait for our turn..
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Don't consider anyone cheaper.
Even the last man you meet before
you die will have some information to teach you!
-Socrates. .
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Sometime words
are not
comfortable to
express our feelings..!
But our true relations
understand our feelings without any words...
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For Success,
Attitude Is qually As Important As Ability...
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Don't feel for what others say about U..
They won't come with u for ever..
But,
Do what ur Heart says,
It will be with U forever..
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Ungalai Yaralum ThorkadiKka Mudiyathu,
Ungal Nambikayil Neengal ThorkKum Varai...
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Successful people always have
two things on their lips:
Smile & Silence.
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CARE should be in Heart and not in Words..
ANGER should be in Words and not in Heart!!
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Kaatruku en meethu kobam. Karanam ketten,
Swasippathu ennai,
Nesippathu un nanbarkalaya endradhu....!
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Life style
Do or die is the old proverb.
The new proverb is
'' DO BEFORE YOU DIE ''
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'HALT' Method for Successful LIFE:
Never Take Your Decisions When You are...
H UNGRY,
A NGRY,
L ONELY &
T IRED.
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The difference between Ability and Character:
Ability will get us to the Top.
But,
Character will allow us to stay at the Top.
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Uthirntha pookalukaaka kanneer vidathe!
Malarkindra pookaluku thannir vidu!
Don't feel about the past.
Always think about the future!
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Mannippu Ketpavan Manithan..
Mannikka Therinthavan Kadavul..
Unnidam Manithanaaga Nadappavarukku
Nee Kadavulaaga Iru..
-Swami Vivekanandar...
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Soldier: "Sir, we are surrounded by enemies on all sides"
Major: "Excellent! We can attack in any direction !
ATTITUDE decides our ALTITUDE .
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Unnai Yaralum ThorkadiKka Mudiyathu,
Unn Nambikayil Nee ThorKkum Varai...
-NETHAJI SUBASH CHANDRA BOSE
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Life Style
your each and every action should give happiness
not only to you but also to others.
That is the '' REAL HAPPINESS.''
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Man1: Unga Wifekum, Ammavukum Sandai Vantha
Neenga Yaar Pakkam Nippinga?
Man2: Enga Veettu "BEERO" Kku Pin pakkam Nippen....
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Thannai Arinthavan Aasa Padamattan,
Ulagai Arinthavan Koba Padamattan,
Indha Irandayum Unarnthavan
Kashtapada Mattan.
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Speed can be calculated,
'miles per hour'..
But life time can be calculated,
'smile per hour'..
So always keep 'smiling'....
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"Indru varum thunbangalai kandu oodi olinthal,
Naalai varum inbangalai yaar varaverpathu ?!"
Be confident..!
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If a Person wins without any troubles,
that is just a Victory. But if one wins with
lots of troubles, that is History.
Let us make History.
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Never mind what others do..
Do better than yourself...
Beat your own Records every day.
Success will chase U.
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dn vibration in his heart & his fingers were burnt.
So Pls don't attend calls while charging your mob.
Pls pass this msg 2 everybody whom u care!
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is to Win. But it's too difficult to be
"SO SIMPLE".
Life Style So simple it is to Live.
So simple it is to Love.
So simple it is to Smile.
So simple it .
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"F"l"o"w"e"r"f"u"l"
Morning,
"c"o"l"o"u"r"f"u"l"
Noon,
"J"o"y"f"u"l"
Evening
"P"e"a"c"e"f"u"l"
Night.
Be happy. Enjoy a "F"a"n"t"a"s"t"i"c" day.
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F R I E N S H I P
" Help your friend in problem without invitation ,,, &
Don't go to your friend in
happiness without invitation"....
That is friendship.
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Your sweet time of today is starting now..
Forget bad incidents..
Remember beautiful moments..
Refresh your mind & body..
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Nee sandhikkum ovvoru manithanum unakku Aasaan,
yen yendraal avanidam katru kolla
yethavathu ondru erukkum.
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VAZHUM KALAI
Unmai ,
Anbu ,
Nermai
Ulagaiye
V e l l u m.
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Nice Quote
PORADUM ULLANTHAN
MAGUDANKAL S O O D U M
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We should be more alert on a person
who knows 1 work 1000 times
than a person knows 1000 works.
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Nice lines: Talents will take you to high position....
But character will help to maintain the high position...
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"Argument wins the situation but loses the person"
-William Wordsworth.
So never argue with close ones....
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Chanakya's quote:
"Don't be too honest because straight
trees are cut first, honest people are blamed first".
Be flexible.
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Friendship MSG:
A Man Comiting Suicide, some1 asks d reason.
He Says,'My Lover ran away with My Friend' &
I Can't Live WithOut My Friend...
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Veedu varai''landline''
Veedhi varai''coinbox''
Kadu varai''cellu'
Kadaisi varai''billu''
Idhu 2009 lollu.
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SMILE is the natural cosmetic which gives beauty
and charmfulness to our face and has
no side effects. So keep smiling always
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ANNIYAN : BUS la eppavume ticket edukama
poriye idhu thapunu unakku theriyadha..?
Man : Mudiya vilakkittu paruda moodhevi..,
naan CONDUCTOR...
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VAZHUM KALAI
Ulagai
parththu
vazhbhavan saraasari manidhan.
Ulagame parkka vazhbhavan
Saathani Manidhan.
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Kani unpavargal evarayinum
vithai nadupavargal namaga iruppom.
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"Be slow in choosing a friend and much
slower while loosing them!"
Because friendship is not an opportunity,
It's a sweet responsibility..!
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'Thandanai' koduppatharku Thamatham sei.
Aanal'Mannippu' koduppatharku Yosanai kuda seiyathe.
-Mother Theresa.
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Nammai Jaikka Yaarum
Ingu Pirakka Villai Enbadhu Poi...
Matravarai, Jaikka Naam Pirandhu
Irikkirom Enbadhe Unmai...
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Tholvikku irande kaaranangal,,
1- Yosikkamal Seivathu,,
2- Yosithum Seiyaamal Iruppathu...
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'Life is like a book Turn over the Pages day by day..
You can find new Experience everyday'
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G.k. Mail: ¤There are 294 steps in Pisa tower.
¤Prize amount for miss universe is $250000.
¤When Neil Armstrong step up in moon, his age was 68.
¤The weight of the oscar award is 4 kg of gold.
¤Their are 2863 letters in japanese typewriter.
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If your profession is your hobby then you
should be the happiest person in the world.
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'' MUDINTHATHAI MUDINTHAVARAI
SEIVOM ''
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Fantastic lines: If you love someone,
'show it'better than
'telling it'.
If you hate someone,
'tell it',
its better than
'showing it'...
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VAZHUM KALAI
Indrya (A)lachiyam Naalaya (E)matram!
Read the msg carefully. It has two meaning about life..
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Friendship
is not a show
by calling or
sending msg...
It's understanding of two minds
and keep remembering in hearts....
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K A D A V U L
Yar Kadavul ?
Aduththavan Kanneerai Thudaippavane
K A D A V U L
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"Unnai thiyagamSeivathanaal mattumey Pirarin
Idhayangalai Nèe Vella Mudiyum".
-Mother Terasa-
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If your profession is your hobby then you
should be the happiest person in the world.
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Kannukku Theriyatha Kadavulai Vananguvathai
Vida Kannukku Theriyum ''THAAYAI '' Vanangu.
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A late Nyt msg does not mean that
I am disturbing you..
It means you are the best person
about whom iam thinking
before closing my eyes.....
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Believing GOD is a concept.
But believing your self is a reality
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Sinthanaikku:-"Vettri" enbathu petru kolvathu,
"Tholvi" enbathu katru kolvathu!
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Thought for the day :
" Never argue with idiots. Because first
they bring u to their level & then
they beat u with their experience!!.
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Think Differently
for the betterment of you and others.
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Instead of pouring milk on GOD
pour milk in the mouth of poor.
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Health TipsTake a 10-30 minutes walk daily
Sit in silence for ateast 10minutes
Go to bed earlier & get more sleep
Spend time with children.
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Today Thought
Situation does not determine the success....
But
Our reaction to the situation determines success..
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Best thought: " If we Desire to Blossom
like a Rose in the Garden,
we have to learn the Art of adjusting With the Thorns"
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Whatever we Do, we must remember our aim
at Every Moment, If You Dream to Fly with
Eagles don't waste time In Swimming with Ducks!
-Barak obama.
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Don't consider anyone cheaper.
Even the last man you meet before you die
will have some information to teach you!
-Socrates. .
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"If You want a successfull life ,
don't expect anything from
'anyone' 'anywhere' anytime'
Be true to your heart and mind.
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Sweet persons talk frm Vodafone,
Lovers talk frm AIRCEL,
Busy men talk frm AIRTEL,
Beauties talk frm BSNL
But Brilliants never talkThey send only sms.
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Are u looking for Bride or Groom,
its just a click away,
pl visit www.vivahamatrimony.com
for all caste profile with photos & horoscope ,
thank u Con:9994063080
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"To the question of your life, you are the answer,
To the problem of your life, you are the only solution" -
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"Every intelligent keeps the secrets in
their heart depth.
But all the fools keep the secret just inside their mouth".
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JOKE
Patient .. yen pallu aadudhu doctor.
Doctor... yentha pattukku pallu aadudhu ?
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"If we are willing to do only whats easy,
life will be hard.
But
if we are willing to do whats hard,
life will be easy."
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GREAT WORDS:-
"Life is not
made up of
Great Sacrifices & Duties.
It is made up of
Simple Smiles& Kind Acts"
-Mother Terasa.

Introducing T20 format in exams
*Reduce exam time by 1hr and marks by 50
*Introduce breaks after each 15 minutes
*Give free hit marks for unexpected questions
*first 30 mins power play no supervisor in the class
*Cheer girls in every class they will dance
when we take an additional sheet!!
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"No one has ever won a game of Chess by
moving forward alone..
Sometimes you have to move backward to
get a better step forward." thats life.
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AnbaarnthaNenjangale,
Nanbargale,
Tholarkale,
Matrum en Uyirinum Melana
Enakkaga wait pannum Rasiga Perumakale
Ungal Anaivarukum...
en manamaanrtha gud ..
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Judge: Unakkum un Husbndkkm divorce
thara mudiyathu ma.
Lady: Yen sir?
Judge: Oru strong reasn sollu ma..
Lady: En husband oru Kudikaran sir
Jg: Idda...hellam selladhu ma.
Ldy: Appuram oru naal ennai vijay padathuku
kuttittupoi kolla parthan sir?!
Jg: padu pavi avlo kodumya senjan!
Divrce granted..
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Magic game:
Think a no frm 3 to 9.
Multiply tht no by 3.
Add 5 to d ans.
Sub tat no by 12.
Thn close ur eyes
irrutta irukkume correcta?
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At 12hr 34 min n 56 secs on 7th Aug this year,
the time n date will be12:34:56 07/08/09
amazing 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 series. . . .
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Which is the real friendship ?
'' UN ADDRESSED LOVE -OSHO
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Small and powerful quote
'' WIN THE WINABLE ''
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"FRIENDSHIP"
"is the"
"rainbow"
"between"
"2heart"
"sharing"of
"7""feelings"
"like"
"love"
"sad"
"happy"
"truth"
"faith"
"secret" &"help"
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VAZHUM KALAI Ulagai parththu
vazhbhavan saraasari manidhan..!
Ulagame parkka vazhbhavan
saathanai Manidhan.
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Nee Pirarai Ninaithal
Ulagam Unnai Ninaikkum.
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Good people change themselves
according to the situation.
But only the smart people change
the situation according to them.
Be smart always.
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Life style "Don't be too honest, because
straight trees are cut first,
Honest people are blamed first". Be flexible..,
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At 12hr 34 min n 56 secs on 7th Aug this year,
the time n date will be12:34:56 07/08/09
amazing 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 series. . . .
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Which is the real friendship ?
'' UN ADDRESSED LOVE '' -OSHO
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Small and powerful quote
'' WIN THE WINABLE ''
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Smooth roads never make gud drivers.
Clear sky never make gud pilots.
Problem free life never make a gud person.
Life is a challenge. Face it..
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An Ordinary person prays to GOD
"Dont give me Problems" But a
Great person prays to GOD
"Give me the Power to face the Problems"
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SARDAR: U Cheated me.
Shop Keeper : How?
SARDAR: U said this is Japan made Radio,
but When i switched on, it says"All India Radio''
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Health ku oru tips:
Morning calendar kilichathum
thookipodaama vaayila potukonga.
yenna daily DATES saapita odambukku nallathu
"Singam pola strength"varum.
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Life style
"Don't be too honest,
because straight trees are cut first,
Honest people are blamed first".
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Be flexible..,
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Anbu endrume thorpathilai
andha anbidam than naam thotru pogirom..!
Naan thortru vitten un anbidam...!
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Never design Ur character
like a 'garden' where
anyone can walk..
Design it like a 'sky' where
everyone look up & aspire to reach...
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"NenjilSogangalIrunthalum"
"KannilKanavugalIrunthalum"
"VaalvilVaruthangalIrunthalum"
"Endrum enNinavil neeIruppai"...
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Beauty full kavithai:
Un pirapidam vearu endralum.
Eppodhum Un iruppidam
en "idhayam" mattume.....
Endrum anbudan.. un dear friend EMPEE
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Life is "XXX"
Yestrday is Xperience
Today is Xperiment
Tomorrow is Xpectation
Use ur Xperience in ur
Xperiment to achieve ur Xpectation....
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Family Joke :
WIFE: Ennanga ! Ladies maadhiri
serial paathukitu ippadi azhareenga?
HUSBAND: Nalla paarudee....
Idhu namma Kalyaana CD.....
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I personally love this quote........
Don't break someone's heart, they have only one.
Break their bones, they have 206 of them!!
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Any friend can say.
"I can understand your feelings.
" But a real friend will only say,
"i can feel your feelings"..
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Life is number of colours......
Mother is white
Father is blue
Famly is green
Lover is red
lifepartner is pink But,A swe(.....)(.....)
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SECRET CODE for success is ...
"JUST TRY ONE MORE TIME."
-Thomas Alva Edison........
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P-redictable
R-eminders
O-ppurtunities
B-lessings
L-essons
E-xperiences
M-iracles but
S-olvable.
So don't get upset when u get PROBLEMS.
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Real thought :
Tears are better than smile ,
because you can smile at everyone.....
But You will cry for only one person
who is special to
"A strong bonding does'nt need daily msgs ,
Doesn't always need calls.
As long as love lives in the heart,
true friendship never departs.
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Just laugh
SARDAR :
"Doctor unga certificate kodunga
DOCTOR :
edhukku?
Sardar:
Naan collegeku 1week leave eduthen.
Avanga "DOCTOR CERTIFICATE" kettanga.
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An Ordinary person prays to GOD
"Dont give me Problems"
But a Great person prays to GOD
"Give me the Power 2 face the Problems"
Be a Great person.
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"WATER"na Kudi
"SCHOOL"na Padi
"COLLEGE"na Cut Adi
"THEATRE"na Visil Adi
"PROBLEM"na Intha Friendku
Phone Adi. Nan oda Ready.
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If you manage to smile at any situation
you are the winner of highest number of
hearts in this world..So keep smiling always..
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An Old Man was Very Hungry.
Suddenly he cut his one side of Meesai & Eat it.
Do U know why?
Bcoz, he had "Murukku" Meesai...
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Girls illaadha oru vaalkai eppadi irukkum?
-Parks empty
-Theaters silent
-The police at rest
-ALL mobile companies in loss
-NO SMS
-NO greeting cards
-No arrears for college boys
-NO perfumes
-Gift shops in BIG LOSS
-TASMARK in loss
-ALL THE BOYS getting STATE RANK
Don't delete this msg fwd to all boys.
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Evry cigarat tht U smke reducs ur lif by10mins
Evry drink shortns ur lif by 4mins
BUT..... Evry clas dat u atend reduces 1hr of life.
bunk CLASSESS SAVE LIFE...!
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Kashta Paduravan Kitta Sirippu Erukkathu.
Sirikkiravan Kitta
Kashtam Erukkathu.
Aanal Kashtathilum Sirikkiravan Kitta
Tholvi Erukkthu.
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NAALAYA DINATHAI KURAIVAGA NAMBUNGAL.
INDRAYA DINATHAI NIRAIVAGA NAMBUNGAL.
VAANAM
KOODA VASAPPADUM.
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"Most of the problems in life are because of two reasons...
First we act without thinking...!
Secondly we keep thinking without acting..
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"Kobam Enbadhu Pirar Seiyum Thavaruku
Unaku Neeye Koduthu Kollum Thandanai"..........
Please think it..... avoid the tension ..
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"Your MIND is Your Great Friend,
if You Control it.
BUT
Your MIND is
Your Great Enemy,
if you Don't Control it."
-"ABDUL KALAM"
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Real fact :
If you are happy you will remember the person
WHOM you love. If you are sad you will
remember the person WHO loves you.....
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PAINFUL LINE:
"Examil Kodukka Patta Question Paper Avalin
Idhayam pola than"
Kadaisivarai eannal Purindhu Kollave Mudiavillai......
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A Briliant words from Abdul kalm:
"Don't dream about beauty, It spoils your duty!".
"Dream about your duty, It makes your life beauty"
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Kathal kavithai:-
Penne.,.....!
Un kolusin Osai Kettu pirantha
En kavithaigal
Un metti satham
Kettu Iranthu ponathu.'....!!!!
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Success is waiting for you.
Difficulties are blocking the path .
Take the weapon of confidence and
reach your success every day!
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The WORLD's best two lines poem:
"Ice melts when heated"...
"Eyes melts when hated"....
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Winners don't do different things ,
they do the things differently.
Be a different one in life.
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Cute face..
your on smile
little a get to trick my only
is this but me with angry
get will you msg this reading after
(Now read reverse).
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Aim in life should be "54321O"
5-Five digit salary.
4-Four wheeler vehicle.
3-Three room home.
2-Two cute childrn.
1-One loving lifepartner.
0-Enemy.
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POLICE: BUS Eppadi accident aachu?
BUS DRIVER : Athaan sir Enakkum Theriyala
naan nalla Thoongitten.
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If you manage to smile at any situation
you are the winner of highest number of
hearts in this world..So keep smiling always..
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"Man can fly like a bird, sing like a cuckoo,
dance like a peacock, swim like a fish,
But always Man cannot live like a man"
- Vivekananda...
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Manasu'kkul irukkum varai
Santhosam kooda sumai than!
Velipaduthum podhu vedhanai kooda Sugamthan!
So Share your feelings with ur lovable ones...
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A honourable news:INDIA reaches
top twenty rich countries list first time in HISTORY
(19 th PLACE) BE PROUD TO BE AN INDIAN.
Pass to all indians.. Jaihind
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LIFE STYLE
Unmai ,
Anbu ,
Nermai
Ulagaiye
Vellum
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Be simple but look stylish
Be tough but look soft
Be tensed but look cool
Be a winner but look like a beginner.
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Whatever happens just relax and manage
to make a smile.
Life is not a problem to be solved
but a gift to be enjoyed.
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If u Lose ur Mobile,
U can report to:
cop@vsnl.net or 044-23452316.
Forward to your friends.
Safe their mobiles..
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Don't depend on anyone in this world
including ur shadow. Bcoz shadow also leaves u
when u are in darkness.
So understand the reality of life..!
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A Good Apology has 3 parts:
1) I'm Sorry.
2) It's my Fault..
3) What can I do to make it Right..
But Most people Miss the 3rd Part ...
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"Write Your Sad Times In Water..
Write Your Good Times In Stone"..
-Dr.Abdul Kalam..
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Dad : Who is your role Model ?
Son : Gandhiji.
Dad : Very Good Why?
Son : He married at the age of 13.
Dad : Pullayaada nee.?..
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Sardar: white paper 5 kudunga.
Shop keeper :1 dhan irukku.
Sardar: paravalla kudunga nan xerox eduthukkiraen.
Shop keeper: ?
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Allow the money to enter our house
but not to our heart.
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Britisher: Why u indians r in differ colours? look we r all white!
Abdul Kalam: Horses r in different colours but buffalos r all the same!
Send 2 all indians.
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Heart Touching Line:-
Unmaiyana Kaathalai Izhantha pinbum
Athai Marakamal Ninaithu Kondu Vazum
Anaivarum Oru uyir Ulla -"TajMahal"- .
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:-P;-KATHAL :-
Nam yar enbathai marakka vaikum...!
:-@NATPU :-
Nam yar enbathai puriya vaikum...!!
Don't forget the valuable 'FRIENDSHIP'...
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Some intresting NEWS:
¤A.R.Rahman is, realy a Hindu.
¤Abraham Lincoln had luv failure.
¤Egyptian beauty Cliopaatra realy pure black. She married h(.....)
¤American President Obama's wife is His class teacher.
¤Worldwide, more sales book is BIBLE.
¤Men speak 2000words/day, but women speak 8000 W(.....)
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Fish Travel in the "WATER"
Bird Travel in the "AIR"
Stars Travel in the "SKY"
but my dear friend
'U' will travel in.. My Heart.
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Excellent Line:-
"Karpanaigal ellaam eppothu kadavul aanatho..,
appothe, Manithanellaam muttaal aagivittan."
- PERIYAR.
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Anbu endrume thorpathilai
andha anbidam than naam thotru pogirom..!
Naan thortru vitten un anbidam...!
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Two golden line's of charlie chaplin's life...
" Don't love the cheatable heart ..! "
'' Don't cheat the lovable heart ..! "
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Boys 100000 SMS
Anuppunalum Girls Anuppura ore SMS.
"PLEASE CALL ME"
Boys 1000 call pannalum,
Girls pannura ore call,
"MISSED CALL"
Boys 100 thadava..(.....)
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''Pirarai Thooki Vida Kunibavane Ulagil Uyarntha
Manidhan"- Abraham Lincoln.
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"Natpu""enbathu""suvattril""eluthidum""sithiramalla.."
"Nam""idayathil""eluthapatta""saritthiram."
Don't miss your lovable frnds.... (.....)
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Any person may
Make u realise how wonderful the world is...!
But a special one makes u realise how wonderful u r in the world...
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'Pirinthu vittaal iranthu viduvom' --ithu "Love".
'Iranthu vittaal mattume pirinthu viduvom'--ithu thaan "friend$hip.."
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Royal History:
Kavalaiyai ninaithu kaneer sinthuvathai vida..
Latchiyathai ninaithu ratham sinthuvathe mel.. -
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Ninaikka neram illatha idhayathukku...!
Marakka Nenjam illatha idhayam sollum.. !!! !!Oru varthai!!
"I MISS YOU" friend....
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Morning Msg:-
Neatraiya Ilapugalai Maranthu,
Naalaiya Vetriyai Nokki,
Indraiya Poluthinai Thuvanguvoam
"NAMBIKKAI"
Udan...
KAALAI VAANAKAM...
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Life's Crazy-
What u want, u don't get. What u get, u don't enjoy.
What u enjoy is not permanent.
What is permanent is boring. Thats life.
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Lesson for life-
Limit ur expectations wit others.
Don expect anythin n get disappointed.
When somethin s urs it 'll com to u..
how much ever u run away from it..
Somethin which s not urs 'll never com to u..
how much ever u cry for it..
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Swine flu prevention - mix tulsi wit small piece of perandai
then chew it until it mixes wit saliva then swallow it.
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A beautiful understanding about life:
"Your problem is never really your problem,
Your reaction to the problem is really your problem"
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Enjoy every moment of life because even todays newspaper
will become tomorrow's waste paper.. 'Thats life'
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When things go wrong,
when sadness fills ur Heart,
when tears flow n ur eyes always remember 3 things.
-God s with u
-Still with u
-Always with u
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Maranatthai
vida Kodiyathu avalin pirivu.
Sorgatthai
vida Sirandhathu
avalin Ninaivu...
Avalthaan "AMMA"...
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Whatever happens just relax and manage to make a smile.
Life is not a problem to be solved but a gift to be enjoyed.
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Nee sirithu par, Un mugam unakku Pidikkum.,
Mathavarkalai Sirikka vaithu par
un mugam Ellorukkum Pidikkum..
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Umbrella can't stop the rain but protects !
Confidence may not bring success.
but it gives a heart to face challengeS !
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Life-la Jeyikkanumna ''nanban' thevai.
But
life fulla Jeyikkanumna ''ETHIRI'' thevai...
-Maveeran Alexander.
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A child laughs 400 times a day.
But an average man laughs only 15 times a day...
Be a child by mind... Forget Ur worries & be happy forever...
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"Delay is the enemy of efficiency and
Waiting is the enemy of utilisation.
So, Don't delay anything and Don't wait for anything."
-Bill Gates
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Man asked God - Give me Everything to enjoy life.
God replied - I have given you LIFE to enjoy everything.
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Silence of a genius is more dangerous than weapons with great noise..!
Patience of a good person is powerful than anger of thousand fools..!

LIFE & TIME are the two great teachers..
Life teaches u the use of time..
And
TIME teaches u the value of life...
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SHORT AND CUTE LINES...
"Be an ordinary in your life in all aspects ,
you will become extraordinary in the future"....
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Conductor'kum Driver'kum enna vithiyaasam?
Thani Thaniya 'Ticket' kuduthaa Conductor..!
Ellorukum motthamaa
'Ticket' kuduthaa Driver...!!
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A true friend is one who talks about your
"WEAKNESS" in front of you and talks
about your "STRENGTH"in front of others..
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Living in the comfortable and uncomfortable
situation is called "PART OF LIVING" but smiling
in all situations is called "ART OF LIVING "
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READ & FORWARD.
Mannil Pudhaippadhai Vida!
Pirar Mugathil Vidhaippom!
Please Donate
Your <@> <@> EYES
Don't Delete Without Forwarding..!
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''Successful people do not relax in chair,
they relax in work''.
-William Wordsworth.
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Cute thought: Coins always make sound..
But.. The currency notes are always silent.
So.. When your value increases,
Keep yourself calm and silent.
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-Today's G.K-
india le athiga thooram pogum govt bus ethu?
Karnataka STC. Bangalore 2 mumbai.
1010kms. Travel time 25 hours....
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enjoy thisLesson for life-
Limit ur expectations wit others .
Don expect anythin n get disappointed.
When somethin s urs it 'll com to u..

how much ever u run aw climate ay from it..
Somethin which s not urs 'll never com to u..
how much ever u cry for it..
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Alphabet 'O' stands for opportunity,
which is absent in yesterday, available once in
t'O'day and thrice in t'O'm'O'rr'O'w...
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Keep the smile, Leave the tear. Think of joy,
Forget the fear. Hold the laugh,
Leave the pain. Be joyous, And Be Happy Forever.
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If you learn from your mistake, then you are intelligent..
But if you learn from Somebody's mistake then you are a Genius...
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ney's swallowed & price hike on daily needs.
IF U R AN TRUE CITIZEN THEN FWD TO ALL.
EACH CITIZEN NEEDS TO KNOW THIS..
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Indian MP
salary 42 thousand.
Office expenses 14 thousand.
Train ticket free. Flight to Delhi free. MP hostel free.
Electricity cost 50000 unit free.
Local phone call charges 170000 calls.
Total expenses 32 lakhs.
For 5 years 1 crore 60 lakhs.
For 543 MPs nearly 869 crores.
This is how all our tax mo
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THE best medicine in the world
without any
side effect
is a
"SMILING FACE"
I pray
that this
medicine must
be always
with U....!
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VETRI enbathu unnai ulagirku arimugam seivathu,
THOLVI enbathu unnai unakke arimugam seivathu....
so accept both in your life.
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There are two great days in a Human life
''The day we were born..!"
&
"The day we prove why we were born.
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The Logic of Human Mind:
'It Seeks Compromise when we are Wrong
and it seeks judgement when others are wrong'...
Think...
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Nothing comes free of cost in this world including my message;
So i have decided to charge for my messages;
And the price is
YOUR SMILE...
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"Tholvi vanthal porumai avasiyam"
"Vetri vanthal panivu avasiyam"
"Ethirppu vanthal thunivu avasiyam
"Ethu vanthalum "NAMBIKKAI" avasiyam..
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''If you don't get the thinks you like , then like the things you got ''
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"Without crossing the worst situations,
no one can touch the best corners of life"
Dare to face anything in our mysterious life......
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The Logic of Human Mind:
'It Seeks Compromise when we are Wrong
and it seeks judgement when others are wrong'...
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Rainbow does not come without RAIN.
Success never comes without PAIN.
Don't let life to challenge U,
U challenge the life...
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Nee sirithupar, un mugam unakku pidikkum...'
Matravargalai sirikkavaithupar un mugam ellorukkum pidikkum..."
"Be happy And make others happy"
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If a drop of Water falls into the Lake,
It has no Identity.
But if it falls on a Rose,
It will shine.
So Select a Place Where You Can Shine.
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Ovvoru Nalin thodakathil oru Eathir parpu..
But, Ovvoru Nalin mudivil oru anupavam...! That's life...!
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3 sentence for success written by William Shakespeare
.
.
1)Know more than others
2)Work more than others
3)Expect less than others..
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SECRET CODE for success is ....
"JUST TRY ONE MORE TIME."
-Thomas Alva Edison
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If you Learn from your mistake?
Then you are intelligent
but If you Learn from somebody's Mistake? Then you are a Genius.
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Silence & smile are 2 powerful tools.
Smile is the way 2 solve many problems & silence
is the way 2 avoid many problems.So have a silent smile...
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POSITIVE QUOTE;
"If u r not able to find de brighter side of ur life...
then start polishing de darker side"
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Keep the smile, Leave the tear. Think of joy, Forget the fear.
Hold the laugh, Leave the pain. Be joyous,
And Be Happy Forever
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Neengal yosikkamal seium ovvoru seyalum
Ungalai ovvoru Nimidamum yosikka vaikkum.
think.
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When things go wrong,
when sadness fills ur Heart,
when tears flow n ur eyes always remember 3 things.
-God is with u
-Still with u
-Always with u
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Don't depend on anyone in this world including ur shadow.
Bcoz shadow also leaves u when u are in darkness.
So understand the reality of life..!
********** **********************************************
Be simple but look stylish
Be tough but look soft.
Be tensed but look cool.
Be a winner but look like a beginner.
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PRNCPAL:
Girls kooda pesina oru naalaikku 100Rs fine 2'nd time pesina 200Rs fine
Student :
Sir idhukku rate cutter poda mudiyaadha sir..
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"Discussion is the way for gaining knowledge..
Argument is the way for gaining enemies..."Robert Stille
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Where can we go to find God if we cannot see
Him in our own hearts and in every living being.
Swamy Vivekananda
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Father: Molachu 3 ilai kooda vidala ,
athukulla en paiyan ippadi pannitan!?
Friend: Appadi, Enna pannitan?
Father: Chediya pidungitan.
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your problem is never really your problem.
Your reaction to the problem is really problem.
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Hard work is like a step...
Luck is like a lift....
Lift may fail
Sometimes but
Steps will always
Get you to the top....
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3 sentences for success written by William Shakespeare
1)Know more than others
2)Work more than others
3)Expect less than others..
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A Fool becomes a Genius, when he realises that he is a fool!..
A Genius becomes a fool, when he thinks him as a Genius!...
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MY QUOTE
'' Pirar Panaththil Kuberanai Eruppathai Vida
Nam Panaththil Yezhayai Eruppathu Mel ''
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Feeling Tense?
"Think Me"
Feeling happy?
"Luv ME"
Feeling Sad?
"Call Me"
Feeling Sleepy?
"Dream of Me"
My Name is.."SELF CONFIDENCE"
Never Lose me.
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Beautiful Message by Mother Teresa:
"If you cannot love a person whom you see,
then how can you love God whom you have never seen"
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"UNGAL KOBAM" Ungalai Nesipavargalai Verukka vaikkum...
Aanal
'' UNGAL ANBU "
Ungalai Veruppavargalaiyum Nesika vaikkum....
******** **********************************************
Easily achieved things do not stay longer and things which
stay for a long time are not easily achieved..!Keep on trying...
******** **********************************************
Whatever happens just relax and manage to make a smile.
Life is not a problem to be solved but a gift to be enjoyed.
******** **********************************************
Obedience is the mother of success.
******** **********************************************
Thought "Negative thinker sees a difficulty in every opportunity".
"Positive thinker sees an opportunity in every difficulty".
So,Think positive.
******** **********************************************
"Whenever you are in trouble,don't feel bad,just be cool,be calm,
enjoy the situation,postpone the decision
then trouble becomes experience"
******** **********************************************
Oru
nodi thunichal irundhaal
IRANDHU vidalam..
Ovvoru Nodiyum
thunichal irundhaal
JEYITHU vidalam.....jeyithu kattuvom.
******** **********************************************
Baby mosquito came back after its
first time flying!
His dad asked him, "How do u feel?"
He replied, "It was wonderful,
everyone was clapping for me!"
******** **********************************************
''Nooru murai vikkal vantha pothum thanneer
Kudikka mudiyaammal thavikkiren!
Engae nee ennai ninaippathai niruthi viduvayo endru.....
******** **********************************************
Troubles are like a washing machine.
They twist, turn & knock us around,
but in the end we come out brighter and better than before...
******** **********************************************
If you manage to smile at any situation you are the winner
of highest number of hearts in this world..So keep smiling always..
******** **********************************************
Thought "Negative thinker sees a difficulty in every opportunity".
"Positive thinker sees an opportunity in every difficulty".
So,Think positive.
******** **********************************************
"Never try or beg for a support from others...
Stand alone and face the life as a race !!!
******** **********************************************
Indru Nee Ennai Thalai kuninthu Par...
Naalai Palar Unnai Thalai Nimirnthu Parka Seiven...
Ippadiku... "BOOKS"
******** **********************************************
A SMALL BUT POWERFUL QUOTE:
"Follow no one but learn from Everyone."
******** **********************************************
"Most of the problems in life are because of two reasons...
First we act without thinking...!
Secondly we keep thinking without acting..
******** **********************************************
Good people change themselves according to the situation.
But only the smart people change the situation according to them.
Be smart always.
******** **********************************************
Vettriyai thedi alaintha podhu
"Veen Muyarchi"..! Enravargal..!
Vettri kidaithadhum
"Vidaa-Muyarchi" endrargal!
That is world.
******** **********************************************
Paththu maatham
yennai sumantha ''AMMA ''
Un pasathukku munnal yellam
'' SUMMA ''
******** **********************************************
Every problem is like a big door,
Surely there is a solution like a small key which can open it easily.
Find that Key."Success is Yours"
******** **********************************************
Wife is a "Dialled call"
Baby is "received "call"
figure is "missed call"
lover is "waiting call"
BUT Friendship is "FEVICOL"
******** **********************************************
Life's Crazy-
What u want, u don't get.
What u get, u don't enjoy.
What u enjoy is not permanent.
What is permanent is boring..
Thats life.
******** **********************************************
Smile-is a
address of life...
Smile-is a way to get success.
Smile-is to win the hearts.
Smile-improves your personality.
Keep smiling !
******** **********************************************

Oru Pennin uyarvukku kaaranam enna..
Enna.
scientist mathiri think pannathenga..!!
Vera Enna..
"HIGH HEELS SERUPU" than!
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Co-cola ku "vijay"
Airtel ku "Karthi"
Aircel ku "Suriya"
Fanta ku "Thrisha"
Mirinda ku "Asin"
U dont worry
Natpukku Naamadhan. . . !
"..NANBENDAA.."
***********************************
Interviewer: Obama pathi enna nenaikiringa?
ajith: well..how to say in tamil..
Enga appa,amma romba nallavanga.
Intrv: gOppamma illada parathesi, 'ObAma'.
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Cricket oru fraud game
1. Kaila ball vachikitte NO BALLnu solluvaanga
2. Overnu sollitu over mela overa poduvanga
3.all out nu solluvanga aana 10 peruthaan out aagi irupaanga
4. Oru overku 6 ballsnu sollittu oru ball thaan vachirupaanga
5. Oru Batsman out na umpire oru kaiya thookkaraanga.
appo rendu kaiya thookuna Rendu batsman out thaane.aana sixnu sollranga.
By aniyaiyathai thati kaetpor sangam...
***********************************
Naam vazhum varai nammai yaarum verukka koodathu"
"Naam maraintha pinpu nammai yaarum marakka koodathu"
That's life...
***********************************
Silar NATPAI patri solvarkal engal natpu vanai pola,
Engal natpu Malargalai pola,
Nan solven
Nam NATPU
"LIC"pola athavathu "valumbothum" "valkaiku piragum".
******************************************************
Fantastic lines
Ungalai Purinthukollatha vargalukku Neengal oru "PUTHIR"...,
Ungalai Purinthu kondavargalukku Neengaldhan "UYIR"...,
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.+" "+" "+.
". ." "+. .+" +
who's name u want to write in this heart?
Select Any one number 1.2.3.4.5.6.7.8.9.10
Rply fst its interst

Ans :

selection
1.mother
2.father
3.my name
4.brother
5.lifepartner
6.frnds
7.lover
8.sister
9.your name
10.best frnd....
************************************************
Teacher: Pasangala. Neengellam Nalla Padichu
Namma Naatuku Nalla Peru Vaangi Kodukanum
Student: INDIAingra Peru Nalla Thana Irukku Teacher.
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Aaruthal solla unmaiyana nanban irunthal..
"KADHAL THOLVI" kuda...
"COMEDY PROGRAMME" than...
Gud night.... By yours friend
************************************************
Help me pls
Ungakitta kekanum pola thonuchu
"Kaalaila oru girl enkita
I LOVE U nu sonna."
APDINA ENNA?
Ethavathu book name ah,...?
************************************************
One day night 11'0 clock..
Girl in phone : "Enga veetla yarume illada"..
Boy : Appadiya, itho udane varren..
Boy rushed to her home and asked in phone : Ennadi, veedu pootiruku..?
Girl : "Athan sonnenla da, veetla yarum
Illenu..nanga ooruku poirukom da.
Boy : ????????
.
Gud nite...
************************************************
The land to be divided in to three.
One for hindus. Second for muslims.
Third part for Nirmogi Agora committee
wonderful judgement, no. 1 jana nayaga cuntry in india.
************************************************
SWISS BANK announces top 5 countries who made deposits In their bank:
1) INDIA- $1456bn.
2) RUSSIA-$470bn.
3) US- $390bn.
4) UK- $295bn.
5) China- $196bn..
so INDIA IS NOT A P00R C0UNTRY
************************************************
Wht is difference betwen loose & kirucku & mental.
Loose: will read this msg,
Mental: will forward this msg,
Kirucku: will delete this msg
Choice is yours.... Ippa Yenna pannuva....
Good evening...
************************************************
Prof: prove that 2/10=2
Japan student: i dont know
American student: its impossible.
England student: No one can solve this
Indian student: evlavo paEvry cigarat tht U smke reducs ur lif by10mins
Evry drink shortns ur lif by 4mins
BUT..... nitom, itha pana mattoma
2-two,10-ten
two/ten=wo/en
(t cancel)
As per ABCD
w-23,o-15,e-5,n-14
w+o=23+15=38
E+n=5+14=19
So,38/19=2
epudi. Evry clas dat u atend reduces 1hr of life.
bunk CLASSESS SAVE LIFE...!
************************************************
Character is greater than Beauty.
Humanity is greater than Wealth.
but
Nothing is greater than Confidence..!"
************************************************
GOLDEN QUOTE:-
"Iraivan Peyarai Ucharikkum Udhadukalai Vida,
"Makkalukku Sevai Seiyyum Kaigal Punithamanavai.
-Mother Teresa.
************************************************
Easy way To
success :
"Do not focus on how to spend less money...
Instead,
Focus on how to earn more money to spend..."
- Ratan Tata.
************************************************
Entry of Sun, Earth Smiles.
Entry of Flowers, Bees Smile.
Entry of Rain, Trees Smile.
when your Msg enter my Mobile.
My Heart Smiles....! G.M.
************************************************
Kovattha yeppadi sweeta matha mudiyum?
Angry ku munnadi oru " J " potta
< " jangry " >.kovatha sweeta mathiyachi..! That's all. .
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Open ur eyes!
So the SUN can rise, Flowers can blossom,
Birds can sing,
Bcoz all r waiting 2 c ur B¤E¤A¤U¤T¤I¤F¤U¤L SMILE!
Good Morning madam.
Have a Great Day!
************************************************
Smile
-is an address of life
Smile
-is a way to get success.
Smile
-is to win the hearts.
Smile
-improves your personality.
Keep On Smiling....!
************************************************
The sweet words even can open the iron doors.
************************************************
Two things always
to be Remembered
in "Life":
Dont take any decisions when you are Angry!
Dont make any promises when you are Happy!
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college CodeWords for figure....
Fanta- over makeup,
Mirinda- half loosu,
Rosemilk-homely,
Limca-tensionparty,
Soda-over padipu,
Thumps up-jollu party
Sprite-bandha party
Coke-high clas party
Pepsi-cool aana party,
Rasna packet-village party.
Send to al 1st year students...
************************************
Nanbanaium nesi...
Ethiriyaium nesi...
Nanban un vertrikku thunaiyai iruppan...
Ethiri un vertrikku kaaranamai iruppan..
************************************
f+ r + i+e+ n+ d+ s+ h+ i+ p
6+18+9+5+14+4+19+8+9+16=108
Help's in any emergency problem.
i am ur 108.
Cal me any time i wil b there for U..!.
************************************
Easy way To
success :
"Do not focus on how to spend less money...
Instead,
Focus on how to earn more
money to spend..." - Ratan Tata.
************************************
GOLDEN QUOTE:-
"Iraivan Peyarai Ucharikkum
Udhadukalai Vida,
"Makkalukku Sevai Seiyyum
Kaigal Punithamanavai.
-Mother Teresa.
************************************
Super lines:
"Indru varum thunbangalai kandu
oodi olinthal, Naalai varum
inbangalai yar varaverpathu?!
So Be confident.
************************************
VETRI enbathu unnai ulagirku
arimugam seivathu,
THOLVI enbathu unnai
unakke arimugam seivathu....
************************************
Boy: Neenga romba azhagaa irukinga.
Girl: Thanks.
Boy: Unga thangachi ungala vida super.
Girl: Poda naaye.
Boy: Athu unga rendu pera vida super!
************************************
Judge : Nee kolai pannuniya
Sardarji : aamam
Judge : unaku thooku thandanai alikiren
Sardarji : ok, sir nan evalavu weight thookanum.?!
************************************
CUSTOMER: Seekkaram Oru Carry Bag Kodunga,
Train-a Pudikanum.
SARDHAR:Sorry Train-a Pudikura Alavukku
Avvalavu Periya Carry Bag illai....
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Sardar: Vaigai Exp Poiducha?
Station Master: No
Sar: Pandian?
S.M: No.
Sar: Nellai?
S.M: No,Sir. Neenga Yenga Poganum?
Sardar: Thandavalatha Thaandi Poganum.
************************************
Doctor & Sardar loved the same girl.
Doctor gives her a rose but Sardar gives her an apple daily.
Doctor ask why?
Sardar: AN APPLE A DAY KEEPS THE DOCTOR AWAY.
************************************
"Negative thinker sees a
Difficulty in every Opportunity...",
"Positive thinker sees an
opportunity in every Difficulty".
************************************
"Idhayathil vali irunthalum,
Inimaiyaga pessinal,
'Ulagame ungalidam pesa
aasai padum'.
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LUCK means who
gets the opportunity.
BRILLIANT means who
creates the opportunity.
WINNER means who
uses the opportunity!
************************************
"Golden Words of Adolf Hitler:
"Never try or beg for a support from others...
Stand alone and face the life as a race"
************************************
"Have a Unique Character like Salt.
Its Presence is not felt but its
Absence makes things Useless".
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Koottathil Irukkum Podhu
Vaarthaigalil Gavanamaai Iru..!
Thanimayil Irukkum Podhu
Ennangalil Gavanamaga Iru..!
-Vivekanandhar
************************************
" When confidence is in your eyes and
hope is your wings, then the sky is yours."
************************************
Don't see others as doing better than U.
Beat ur own records EVERYDAY &
U will surely succeed.
Because success is a fight
betwn U & UrSELF.
************************************
LIFE and TIME are the two great teachers..
LIFE teaches u the use of time...
And TIME teaches u the value of life..
************************************
"Runner says "It is possible but risk...!"
But
"Winner says "It is risk but possible...!"
************************************
"Neengal sirikkum ovvoru vinaadiyum
ungalai vittu ungal maranam vilagi selgirathu. "
-Vivekanandar-
So smile always.Get long life.
************************************
Chaplin words:
Ungal Manam valikkum Podhu Siriyungal..
Pirar Manam valikkum Podhu
Sirikka Vaiyungal..
************************************
Smooth roads never make good drivers.
Clear sky never makes good pilots.
Problem free life never makes a good person.
************************************
Public News: Pls don't write anything in Rupee note.
They can't be used for standard transactions..
Eg: you can't find written notes in atm. Because of
written Rs note, 2000 cr loss for
indian govt per year
pls forward it toAll indians. :
*******************************************
One day night 11'0 clock..
Girl in phone : "Enga veetla yarume illada"..
Boy : Appadiya, itho udane varren..
Boy rushed to her home and asked in phone
Ennadi, veedu pootiruku..?
Girl : "Athan sonnenla da, veetla yarum
Illenu..nanga ooruku poirukom da.
Boy : ????????
Gud nite...
************************************
Beautiful lines:
"Unless you speak from heart,
you cannot touch anyone's heart".
************************************
POSITIVE POINT:-
"All our dreams cannot be
translated into reality..
But they can act as a foundation stone
for a glorious future..!"
************************************
Believe CORRECTLY
Behave DECENTLY
Learn PRACTICALY
Plan ORDERLY
Earn HONESTLY
Save REGULARLY
Spend INTELLIGENTLY
"ENJOY YOUR
LIFE COMPLETELY"..
************************************
Fantastic line :
Oruvarai purinthu kolvathu romba
kadinam..
Purinthu vittaal
Pirinthu selvathu miga miga kadinam.., ..
'That is Life'.
************************************

A boy drive a car, a girl overtake his car..
Boy said 'hey donkey'...!
Then the girl replies u r pig, buffalo, stupid..
Then suddenly girl met an accident
bcos infront of the girl car a donkey crosses...
MORAL :
Girls never understand what boys says!
********************************************
Kadavulin Kaaladiyil
Kidakkum "Pattu Thuniyaai"
iruppathai vida Eazhai
Makkalin Kanneer Thudaikkum
"Kai Kuttaiyaaga" iruka virumbukiren.
-MOTHER TERASA
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Hus: Nee than enakku wife'a varuvenu
en school teacherukku munnadiye therinchirukku.
WIFE: Eppadi solringa?
HUS: PANNI MEIKKA than
nee layakkunnu appave sonnanga.
Just laugh.
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Please read & kindly forward to all :
Medical msg:
If ur alone n if u hav symptoms of
chest pain that radiates to
ur arm and up to ur jaw, it is a "HEART ATTACK".
if No one to help and a hospital is
far u cant wait. U have to help urself
-cough repeatedly and vigorously.
- take deep breath before every cough.
-Deep breaths gets oxygen to lungs,
-coughing keeps blood circulation alive...
Don't forget to send after reading..
A humble request.
have a nice day.
***************************************
A sweetest FRIEND is like pillow:
wen u r tired,u sleep on it,
wen u r sad,u drop tears on it,
wen u r angry,u punch it
&
wen u r happy,u hug it!.... Gud evng.
*******************************************
Ship captain:
Kara therithu!
Kara therithu!
Sardar: 'Surf excel' podunga
Indha kara
Andha kara
endha kara
irundhalum poidum.
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When we do a work,we cross 3 stages
1.Insult, 2.Opposition, 3.Acceptance.
Fools stop at the 1st.
Losers stop at the 2nd.
Winners cross the 3rd..
*********************************
Rama janma boomi judgement :
The land to be divided in to three.
One for hindus. Second for muslims.
Third part for Nirmogi Agora committee.
wonderful judgement,
no. 1 jana nayaga cuntry in india.
**************************************
Sachin century Adicha.
Stadum Full
Rajini padam Nadicha.
Theatre Full
Perumal S.M.S. anupuna unga
INBOX FULL
****************************************
Coffee yen udambukku nallathu illai?
Enna, Adhula rendu e erukku.
Coffee yai vida tea better.
Yen? Teala oru e dhan erukku.
*****************************************
"Miga sirantha Nanban endru Thaniyaga yaarum kidaiyathu,
"Nanban"nu sonnalae "Miga siranthavan" nu than artham.
-Director M.Sasikumar..
*****************************************
"So many people can be responsible for your success.......
But only "YOU" are responsible for your failure "
- Mark Benson
*****************************************
Excellence s rarely found,
more rarely valued.
***********************************
Beautiful quote :
Expression of the face could Be seen by everyone..
But the depression of heart Could be
understood only By the best one !
********************************************
Unakkul en Ninaivum..
Yennakkul un Ninaivum..
Erukkum varai...
Namakkul...
Pirivu Yenbathe Ellai..
"Yentrum Un Arugil Naan...
Good ni8....
*************************************
Husband:Enakku call vanthuchna,
Naan veetla illa'nu sollu.
Wife:Ok
(RING)
Wife:Hello,Avar veetla irukkar.
Husband:
Yendi sonna?
Wife:Athu enoda lover.
*************************************
"LIFE"oru
"ONEWAY" Road..! Athil
"Thirumbi Pakkalam".,
But.,
"Thirumba poga" Mudiyathu.!
So, Enjoy every seconds in ur life..
*************************************
Umbrella Cant Stop The Rain
But Make Us To Stand In Rain...
Confidence May Not Bring Sucess
But It Gives A Power To Face Any Challenge..
*************************************
Simbu entering to prabudeva- Nayan's wedding.
Vaanga! Vaanga!
Neenga Mapla Vetukarara?
Ponnu vetukarara?
Simbu:Illainga, Naan Ponnoda
Palaya Veetukarar. . .
*************************************
Idhayathil
Idam Koduppavargal
"Lover's"
Idhayathaiye Idamaaga Koduppavargal
"FRIENDS"
DONT MISS FRIENDS.
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NAATTAAMAI : enraa Pasupathi.?
PASUPATHI : 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13
NAATTAAMAI : enraa.???
PASUPATHI : adhaan enroamla
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This dog,is dog,a dog,good dog,way dog,
to dog,keep dog,an dog,idiot dog,busy dog,
for dog,20 dog,seconds dog!
Now read without the word dog.
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2005-1 sms 2 Rs - 1 idli 3 Rs
2008-1 sms 0.23 paisa -1 idli 5 Rs
2009-700 sms 7 Rs -1 idli 7 Rs
2015- no idlis - only sms
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SMILE:
S: Sets u free
M: Makes u special
I: Increases ur face value
L: Lifts up ur spirits
E: Erases all ur tensions
please smiling.
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Lifela Rendu Vishayangalai Marakka Koodadhu.
1.Vilagi povorgalai - DONT CARE;
2. Virumbi varuvorgalaì- TAKE CARE.!
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"Vidiginra poluthellam vidiyal alla
ne vizhikinra poluthu than vidiyal."
- Abdul kalam".
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Nice & fantastic lines:
"Manithan kadavulai thedi kovil selkiran..,
karuvarayil, thannai sumantha
kadavulai maranthu...!"
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Currenttuku kalpaakam
Cricketuku Chepaakam
Airportuku Meenampakam,
but "VIJAY" fans ellorukkum KEELPAAKAM.
Delete or edit Panravan Ratham kaaki saavan..
****************************************
Runner says
"It is possible but risk...!"
But
Winner says
"It is risk but possible...!"
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Vetrigalai sandhithavanin idhayam
poovai pol menmaiyanathu!
Tholvigalai mattumey sandhithavanin idhayam
irumbai vida valimayanathu - Vivekananda
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"Aasaigal illatha vaalkaiyai
nee eppothu thedi selgirayo...
Appothu,
"Thunbam" illatha vaalkai
unnai thedi varum....
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Always remember in life.
There r people better than u.
There r people worst than u.
But there will never be nice one who is you..
Always be yourself.
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SMOKING - 1 MINUTE KICK.
DRINKING - 1 HOUR KICK.
CINEMA - 1 DAY KICK.
LOVING - 1 YEAR KICK.
BUT FRIENDSHIP IS LIFE LONG KICK.
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Smile is the Electricity &
Life is Battery..
Whenever You Smile,
The Battery Gets Charged &
A Beautiful Day is Activated.
So, Keep Smiling....!
****************************************
Thooka marundhu sappitta thookam varum...
Anaa...
Irumal marundhu sappitta irumal varathu!
(Enna kodumai saaar idhu)
******************************************
Naaikku naalu kaal irukkalaam.
Aana adhala LOCAL call,
STD call, ISD call,
even MISSED call kooda panna mudiyathu!
******************************************
Pal vali vantha palla pudungalam
Ana.. Kaal vali vantha kaala pudunga mudiyuma?!
Illa Thalai Vali Vandha
Thaliathan Pudunga Mudiyuma?
******************************************
TEA STRONG AA IRUKA YENA PANANUM?
ORU SPOON "CEMENT" PODANUM.
******************************************
School Testla Bit adikalam...
College Testla Bit adikalam ...
Blood Testla Bit addika mudiyuma?
******************************************
Nice relationship are Like the breathing Air...!
You Will Never See Them...!
But, You Will Always Feel Their Presence...
******************************************
Vilaamal vaalnthen enbathu perumai alla...
vilunthaalum elunthen enbathe perumai... -HITLER..
******************************************
Whatever we Do, we must remember
our aim should be at Every Moment,
If You Dream to Fly with Eagles
Don't waste time in Swimming with Ducks.
******************************************
Vittu Kodungal Viruppangal Niraiverum.....,
Thatti Kodungal Thavarugal Kuraiyum.....,
Manam vittu pesungal Anbu perugum.
******************************************
Simple logic to live with peace:
Don't cry for what happened yesterday.
Don't get fear 4 wat happens today.
Dnt expect anything 4 tomorrow...
******************************************
'Mudiyaathu' endra vaarthai'kku 'Mutru pulli' vai.!!
'Mudiyum' Endra vaarthai'kku
'Thodar pulli' vai..!
Endrum thodarum vetri unnai.,!
-A R RAHMAN -
******************************************
GoodSWISS BANK announces
top 5 countries who made deposits In their bank:
1) INDIA- $1456bn.
2) RUSSIA-$470bn.
3) US- $390bn.
4) UK- $295bn.
5) China- $196bn
so INDIA IS NOT A
P00R C0UNTRY
******************************************
Whatever we Do, we must remember our aim
should be at Every Moment,
If You Dream to Fly with Eagles
Don't waste time in Swimming with Ducks.
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Speed is calculated by miles/
hr. Lifetime is calculated smile/
hr. good morning have a joyful day...
******************************************
If we plant one tree,
that will consume 27kg of pollution/year.
So create awareness on planting trees.
Kindly forward 2 your frnd's & create wonderful India..
******************************************
Heart is equal to a mirror,
Mirror shows reflection and
Heart shows affection.
Both have one equal quality,
can't be reformed once broken..! G.M
******************************************
Ungaludaya sindhanaikum seyalukum
yevvalavu dhooram ullatho, athudhan
ungalukum ungal vetrikkum ulla thooram.
--SUGHI SIVAM..
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If the whole world against and opposite to you .
What 'll you do ?
Simple !
Just turn your direction ,
you 'll be the Leader of the whole World
- Nepoleon.
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Nice lines:-
Naan edukkum mudivu sariyanatha
endru enakku theriyathu..!
Aanal,
naan edutha mudivai sariyakkuven..
-Maaveeran ALEXANDER-
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Wht is difference betwen loose & kirucku & mental.
Loose: will read this msg,
Mental: will forward this msg,
Kirucku: will delete this msg
Choice is you..
Ippa Yenna pannuva....
******************************************
Rainbow doesn't come without rain.
Success never comes without pain.
Don't let life to challenge you.
You just challenge the life.
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Rain Drops Never Know Where They Fall.
But They Create a Chillness On The Place They Fall...
Be a Rain Drop By Creating HAPPINESS Around You.
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Prof: prove that 2/10=2
Japan student: i dont know
American student: its impossible.
England student: No one can solve this
Indian student: evlavo pannitom,
itha panna mattoma
2-two,10-ten
two/ten=wo/en
(t cancel)
As per ABCD
w-23,o-15,e-5,n-14
w+o=23+15=38
E+n=5+14=19
So,38/19=2
epudi.
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" When confidence is in your eyes and
hope is your wings, then the sky is yours."
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Cute Thought:
"True affection is invisible"
but cannot be hidden...
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"7Gifts" " of GOD"
1.Mother's Love
2.Father's Advice
3.Brother's Care
4.Sister's Fight
5.Wife's Support
6.Baby's Smile &
7.SMART Friend
Like you .
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Man: Sir ennoda wifea kaanom.
Postmaster: Idhu post office,
police stationla complaint kudunga.
Man: Aiyo, sandhosathula
enga pogradhune theriyalaye sir.
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Smile is the
Electricity &
Life is
Battery..
Whenever You
Smile,
The Battery Gets
Charged &
A Beautiful Day is
Activated.
So,
Keep Smiling....!
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Each and every your action should give
satisfaction not only to you but also to others.
That is mankind.
-SWAMY VIVEKANANDAR
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If you want to do anything great...
Don't speak it out...
It will spoil your destination...
Silent leads to Success.!
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Try this,
1) Go to write msg
2) Put on Dictionary
3) Cover the screen with hand,
4) Press 23826230427790639093270947437 5)
Gently remove Ur hand... Its intersting.
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Target must be "Simple and Challengable",
Thoughts must be "Pure and Positive",
which makes life always "Meaningful and Beautiful"
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Manithan aniya vendiya
aadaigalil onedru ''NAGAICHUVAI ''
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Neengal Nandraga Munnal Thandi
Gudhikka Vendum Yendral
Pinnal Pogaththan Vendum.
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"We may admire a person with Beauty,
Knowledge or Wealth...
But, we always trust only
a person with good Character.
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Vittu Kodungal Viruppangal Niraiverum.....,
Thatti Kodungal Thavarugal Kuraiyum.....,
Manam vittu pesungal Anbu perugum..
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Rose is famous
for grace.!
Advocate is famous
for case.!
Horses are famous for
race.!
But, Smile is
famous for
face..!!
So keep
Smiling forever..!
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POLICE:- Binladena pudicha 5 lakhs prize.
SARDAR: enaku prize kudunga.
POLICE:-why...!!?
SARDAR: enakku Binladena romba pudichiruku..!
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Sardr was lying on a beach.
American: r u relaxing?
Srd: I am GopalSingh.
Another American: r u relaxing?
Sardar: No. I am Gopal Singh.
Sardar left that place in anger.
Then Sardar asks one
Americn lying nearby, ''r u relaxing?"
Americn said "yes!"
Sardar gives a slap & says,
"All are searching for u & u r lying.
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Beautiful lines:
"Unless you speak from heart,
you cannot touch anyone's heart".
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Look your past with satisfaction,
Handle your present with confidence,
Prepare your future without fear.
"Life is in our hands.Decide and enjoy it
Happily...
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"Runner says
"It is possible but risk...!"
But
"Winner says
"It is risk but possible...!"
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Successful persons
never do extraordinary works.
They always do ordinary works
in an extraordinary way".
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Iraivan Yaarium Avargaludaya Sakthikku mel
Sothippathu illai!
Namakku Varum Sothanai Ellam
nam Sakthikku Utpattathey.
Let us face our problems.
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Just for fun
Josiyar : Unga Kadhalukku yethirpe kedayathu..
Neenga probleme illama Kalyanam pannikalam..
Man : Adha Unga ponnukita sollunga, romba bayapadra..!
ithanukku Theriyavillai.

Patient : doctor
Sorinjaa pori pori ya varuthu..
Doctor : "innum nalla soringa.. Pottu kadalai,
pattani, sunndal,ellam varum ..
Aayutha Pooja kondadalaam.
Wish You Happy Aayutha Pooja.
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Wish you all Happy ayuthapooja .
SO PLEASE WASH YOUR PHONE With WATER .
Put small size of Manjal and kugumam .
then put big size of karpuram in your display...
And keep some flowers..
Then tell govinda govinda...
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Degrees of girls!
B.A=Beautiful Angel
B.E=Beautiful Eyes
B.Sc=Beautiful Structure
B.L=Beautiful Lips
B.B.M=Beautiful Body Maintain
M.B.A=Married But available
B.B.A=beauties but aunties
M.B.B.S=married but beautiful sight
B.com=beautiful calm girls.
So yosiche ethu vendumo
Parthu sight adinga...
Have a Sight morning.
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Hi friends:
innikum,nalaikum yaarkitayum
endha prachanayum panna vendam
because naan en aayudhangalai
poojaiku vaichuten
so kaappatha naan vara mudiyadhu.
So take care:) Happy Tools day...
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Hi....
I'm chitti - the robot...
Speed 1 Tera Hertz...
Memory one Zeta Byte...
My boss
'EMPEE' commanded me to say u
"Gud night"...
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SEMA PANCH...
Yenna Thaan nenga buthisaliya irunthalum,
Brush panra antha 3 nimisam nenga
ILICHAVAAI dhan,
By,
Urundu perandu yosippor sangam.
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Un arumai theriyaatha idathil neenga irunthaal ,
unga perumai yaarukkum theriyaathu.
-Periyar.
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Chandiran ketadhu pennale ,
indhiran ketadhu pennale,
kadasiya ENDHIRAN ketadhum pennale:
so dont believe girls.
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Manushanaa porandha saadhikkanum...!
Nalla vela . . . ! ! !

Naan kulandhaiya thaan porandhen.
Neenga yeppudi !!!
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Oru school function'la ABDUL KALAM,
2020'la India Vallarasu aaidum'nu,
etha vachi sonnar theriuma?

MIKE vechi'than How is it...
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Dont study=fail,
Study=dont fail,
adding both eqns
ds+s=f+df
taking common
s(d+1)=f(1+d)
cancel 1+d
s=f
study=fail
hence proved
So, don't study.!
Bit adi..
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8 tips to be happy in life.
#Never be late
#dont cheat
#live simple
#expect little
#work more
#smile always
#help others
#love all..
# every day good for you
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I Love You
But I Am Not Your Lover
I Care You
But I Am Not Your Mother
I Strict You
But I Am Not Your Father
I Help You
But I Am Not Your Brother
I Ready To Share Your Pain
But I Am Not Your Blood Relation
I Will Do All Of This To You Because,
I Am Your BEST FRIEND.
Have a good day.
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Oru Oorla "8 mani" , "10 mani" nu
rendu friends irundhanga.
Oru naal 8 maniya paka 10 mani,
8 maniku ponnan, 8 maniku pona 10 mani
10 mani agiyum 8 maniya pakala.
10 mani anadum 8 mani 10 maniku
phone panni nan 8 mani paesuraen
10 mani naan nalaiku kalaila
10 maniku than varuvaenu sollitaan.
Ayyo pavam 10 mani kadaisi varaikum
8 maniya paakala.
Azhugatha vidu. IPPO time enna?
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One important news:
On 5th November 2010 at night an
Indian Scientist is going to launch a Rocket.
So pls pray for that rocket to reach great heights.
Do u know the name of the Scientist?
"EMPEE" and the name of the
Rocket is ANIL Mark Rocket..!
Advance Happy Diwali...
gud evening...
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Kavithai:
"Malare Un meedhu Irukkum thuligal
panithuli Endru Ninaikathey
Nee Vaadaamal Irukka
Naan Sindhiya Kaneer thuligal
by Megam.
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Great lines..
ONce iN a semiNar, a questioN was asked..
Wat is true love..????
Appreciated aNswer was..
" oNly a Mother kNows the exact answer": (.....)
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1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12...Choose any 1 no.
Then i will tell u,
BOYS/GIRLS, ku nenga epdi therivenga...
its intresting. Reply if u want the answr...
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1-king, 2-Attractive,
3-Uncle/Aunt,
4-sexy 5-beautiful 6-cartoon 7-Sweet,
8-cute 9-monkey.
10-Intelligent, 11-Loose character,
12-Godgeous.
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If we lose a PEN, we can buy New one.
But If we lose a PEN CAP,
we can't buy new one.!
So care for every small things more in ur life.
Good n8, thozhar sri.
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This line can change millions of lives:
"If you cant change a girl,
just change the girl".. Good eve
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Reason 4 divorce:
Wife:I xpected dis
========>
atleast ds
====>
but wat s ds?
=>
Hus:I xpectd ds
( . )( . )
atlest ds
( . )( . )
but wat s dis?
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Some questions for you...
Oru anil ku front la 3 apple iruku..
2 apple anil saptachu, 1 sapdala reason..??
Think..
that apple was plastic..
Again oru anil ku munna 3 apple iruku,
but 3apple yum anil sapdala, reason..
Think more..
Anil was plastic..
Now oru original
anil ku munna original apple iruku,
but anil sapdala..
reason?
Anil was on discovery channel,
but Apple was in front of tv..
Now anil n apple are on tv,
but anil apple sapdla..
reason.?
Use ur brain..
Anil and apple was on different channels..
I know u r angry..
But you Hav to read this too..
Anil and apple...
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Thriling family story.
Mom, Dad n son(Hero).
Boy saw gal, loved her.
Lukly she cums opp his house
he proposes her love goes smoothly.
Dad saw son wit gal
-INTRVL-
Dad: who's that gal..?
Son:I love dat gal & i will marry her...
Dad is shocked...!!
Climax
Dad: imposible.she's ur sister,
u cnt marry her...
Son shocked.!!
(TWIST IN STORY)
Mom: dnt wory son,
i'l arange ur marrage, u r nt his son..
Now Dad shocked........
- The End -
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TRUE GK FACTS:
No Trees in Antartica
No theatres in bhutan
No Snakes in Hawai Island
No Mosquitoes in France
NO FIGURES IN "MY AREA
En kavala yaruku therium..
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%=Kanjus life
@=Rich life
&=Beautiful life
#=Cool life
Y=Joyful life
L=Simble life
¤=Romantic life
*=Lucky life
?=Not bad .
Ohhhoo . . .
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Tie this on ur hand.!
>(*2 tie d FRIENDSHIP BAND.!
if u accept my frndshp
send me ds msg editing ur Name..
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No one will manufacture a lock without a key.
Similarily, god wont give problems
without solutions.
So face it, surely you can win...
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SUN TV " FLAWS NEWS"
Tiruvannamalai il oru athisayam
kezha vanga...
Ninaithalae mukthi tharum malai Tiruvannamalai.
Tiruvannamalai il miga kuraitha kattanatthil
Offset printing seiyyum ore niruvanam
" Anandi Printers " Ul mada veethi
Condect - 9443687324
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Sudukattla attendence edukaranga:-
Mohini - Yes sir!
Pei - Yes sir!
Kaatteri- Yes sir!
Pisasu - Yes sir! aavi - Yes sir!
Kuttichathan?
Kuttichathan?
Kuttichathan?
Yei apparam sms padikalam.....
1st attendence sollu....
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:-P;-KATHAL :-
Nam yar enbathai marakka vaikum...!
:-@NATPU :-
Nam yar enbathai puriya vaikum...!!
Don't forget the valuable 'FRIENDSHIP'
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Tis is my last msg
After this I'll not msg u or
I'll not call u..

Sorry if It hurts u... bye
bcoz I'm going 2 sleep,
2mrow I'll msg u! Gud nite :)
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Monkey1: excuseme i am new appoinment
to this tree i speak with your boss
Monkey2: shhhu .Satham podathe
thala SMS Padichittu iruku..
Nee padi thala. A boy drive a car,
a girl overtake his car..
Boy said 'hey donkey'...!
Then the girl replies
u r pig, buffalo, stupid..
Then suddenly girl met an ac good of...
Thiru. M.Perumal (EMPEE)
Presscident bcos infront of the girl
car a donkey crosses...
MORAL : Girls never understand
what boys says!
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Short story.. Two friends!
Mr.See and Mr.Saw.
One day Mr.see saw sea & Mr.saw didnt see sea.
See saw sea & jumped in sea.
Saw didnt see sea but jumped in sea.
See saw saw in sea & saw saw see in sea.
See saw both saw sea and both
saw and see were happy to see sea.
THE END.. Thalai suthutha?
Cool down. No tension.
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Kadavulin Kaaladiyil
Kidakkum "Pattu Thuniyaai"
iruppathai vida Eazhai
Makkalin Kanneer Thudaikkum
"Kai Kuttaiyaaga"
iruka virumbukiren.
-MOTHER TERASA
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"Discussion is the way for gaining knowledge..
Argument is the way for gaining enemies"..!
-Robert Stille!...
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Nothing in nature is for itself.
Rivers don't drink water,
Trees don't eat fruit,
Sun doesn't give heat for itself.
Living for others is the way of l
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Hus: Nee than enakku wife'a varuvenu
en school teacherukku munnadiye therinchirukku.
WIFE: Eppadi solringa?
HUS: PANNI MEIKKA than
nee layakkunnu appave sonnanga.
Just laugh. Good night
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According to british psychology,
the following are true
regarding ur month of birth.
Jan - peace maker
Feb - sacrificing nature
March - playfull but clev Please read & kindly forward to all
April - powerfull but stupid
May - lucky and caring
June - lovable but funny
July - knowledgeable
Aug - Great but lazy
Sep - surprising
Oct - Adament but nice
Nov- understanding
Dec - brilliant but silly ;-> check urs.
Gud ngt...gh
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Please read & kindly forward to all :
Medical msg:
If ur alone n if u hav symptoms
of chest pain that radiates to ur arm
and up to ur jaw, it is a "HEART er &
understands things quicklySATTACK".
if No one to help and a
hospital is far u cant wait.
U have to help urself-cough
repeatedly and vigorously.
- take deep breath before every cou
-Deep breaths gets oxygen to lungs,
-coughing keeps blood circulation alive...
Don't forget to send after reading..
A humble request.have a nice day.
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You may not know
where life's road will lead you.
But keep moving.
God is walking with you.
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Natpu
N-Nambikai
A-Anbu
T-Thairiam
P-Paasam
U-Unmai
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All friends are not True.
But true friends are very few,
Which includes U.
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Unnai sirika vaika ninaipavarai
neeum sirika vai...
Aanaal...
Unnai paarthu siripavarai
nee sindhika vai...
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Listen and silent are
two words with same alphabets...
Only a dear one can listen to u,
when u are silent.
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ORUVARAI THAVARAGA PURINTHU KOLVATHU
SULABAM.
SARIYAGA PURINTHU KOLVATHU
KADINAM.
- ABRAHAM LINGAN
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"Imaigal Thirakkindra intha Naal"
Sumaigal illamal Sugamaga Amaiya
Vaazthukkal"...
Lovely morning have a lovely day...
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Inbathai INBOX'il vaiyungal.!
Kavalaigalai outbox'il vaiyungal.!!
Punnagaiyai SENT pannungal.!
Kobathai DELETE pannungal.
Manadhai VIBRATE seiungal.
Vazhkai RINGTONE Agum.
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Lawyer:
Geethai mela kai vechu solu..
Nithyanantha:
goyala Earkanave Ranjitha mela kai vechathalthan
court la iruken ippa geetha melayuma.
Lawyer:?
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f+ r + i+e+ n+ d+ s+ h+ i+ p
6+18+9+5+14+4+19+8+9+16=108
Help's in any emergency problem.
i am ur 108.
Cal me any time i wil b there for U..!.
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Adikadi paarkindra yaaraiyum
Nesikka mudiyadhu???!
Nesikkindra yaaraiyum
adikkadi paarka mudiyathu???!
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Whenever I look at my palm,
I wonder which of those tiny cute crisscross
lines made me so lucky to have a
sweet N nice friend like U.
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Unnai thavira veru yarum
unakku amaidhiyai thara mudiyadhu ...!
" GEETHAI "
So love ' yourself '... ! ! ! gud morning....
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Poovaga iruthalum..
Athil punnagai irunthal than alagu..
Natpaga irunthalum,
Adhil nambikai irunthal than alagu.
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Amma adicha
valikkum
Police adicha
valikkum
Friends adicha
valikkum
Lover adicha
kooda valikkum
Aana
Sarakku adicha
valikkuma?
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A sweetest FRIEND is like pillow:
wen u r tired,u sleep on it,
wen u r sad,u drop tears on it,
wen u r angry,u punch it
&
wen u r happy,u hug it!.... Gud evng
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