Netru enbathu old paper,
Indru enbathu news paper
Naalai enbathu question papaer but
Vaalakai enbathu answer paper.

So write it carefully.

Kadhal enbadhu panamaram pola:
Erina Nongu, Vilundha Sangu.

Kadhal kalyanam sari, adhukkaga ippadiya panradhu?
Yen, enna pannanga?
Kalyanatha selavillama beach'la nadathi,
saapaatukku pathilaga sundal koduthu anuppi vachuttaanga. 

Intha Naal Unnoda Calendarla Kurichi Vachikko,
Ennoda Carda Recharge Panni,
Unnaivida Athigama Sms Anuppi,
Nee Epdi Enakku Thollai Kudutheyo,
Adhae Madtheri Nanum Kudukkala,
Nan "Un Friend" Illa...
2+2+2=8 Kootti Kalichu Paru
Kanaku Thappa Varum.

Aasaigal illatha vaazkaiyai nee 
eppothu thedi selgirayo
Appothu "Thunbam" illatha
vaazkai unnai thedi Varum.

Vaarthai thadumara karanam:
Kangal!
Vazkai thadumara karanam:
Pengal!

Sweet dreams varanuma?
Very simple. Kannula sugar kottikittu
thoongunga. Sweet dreams Varum...
Naalaikku Masala Dreams eppadinnu solluraen,
ok va... Good night. 

How did DOSAI get its name?
Enna adha rendu time thiruppi poduraaanga.
Rendu means "DHO" in Hindi.
Rendu time thiruppi podum bodhu "sai" "sai"'nnu sound varudhu.
Hence: DHO + SAI = Dosai

Ordinary koli'kku ethanna kaal?
2 is the wrong answer!
The correct answer is 10.
Because:
Aadu(4) + Nari(4) + Koli(2) = 10

Gowndamani: Naan ungita ennada vaangittu vara sonnaen?
Senthil: tube light vaangittu vara soneenga
Goundamani: ethana?
Senthil: rendu
Goundamani: onnu inga irruku, innonu enga da?
Senthil: innonu thaanne sms padikudhu....

SMS Sangathaar Gavanathirkku :
Vilaivaasi eatrathin kaaranamaga,
Reply Anupum Anbargaluku Mattume Ini
SMS Anupa Padum!
Ithu Sangatharin Arivippu...
(Kavalai padatheenga, sangathukku
theriyama ungalukku mattum anuppurean)