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My "Marriage" Invitation.

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Vara 30-9-2010
enaku avasara kalyanam.!

Time: 10.30-11.00am.

Veetuku oppositela,
oru ponnu kudi vandhu 21 days achu..

Ava, naan illenna sethuduvenu soldra.
Naan evlo solliyum ava kekala.
Vera vazhi illama sarinu solliten.

Kalyanam Chennai-la .
Neenga kandippaa varanum.

Solla marandhuten, 
Ponnu sumaradhan iruppa..!

peru, "TAMANNA"
Yetho cinema actressnu sonnanga...,
Vanthrunga..!

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UlagathulayeBEST FRIENDS

yaru theriyuma?

Namma 2 KANGAL than..

->2ume onna thoongum,

->onna muilikum,

->onna alugum.

*->Aana oru PONNA partha mattum
oru kannu mattum simittum,

Idhilirunthu enna theriyudhu?

ORU PONNU Nenaicha
edhayum pirichuduva.

Gud morning!
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Parthiban: Vazhai Pazham evlo?

Vadivalu: Onnu 1 Roopa

Parthiban: 60 Paisaku varatha?

Vadivalu: 60 Paisaku tholdhan varum.

Parthiban: Appadinna Indha 40 Paisa
thola vachukittu Pazhatha Mattum kudu.

Vadivalu: Vandhttanya Vandhttan!!!
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Nalla kalakramadri
oru vishayam solava
Ans : karandi
(nanga room potu yosipomla)
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Neenga computer munnadi ukkantha,

Athu enna nenaikkum?

Intel inside!

Mental outside! ..!

Neenga bakery shop pona athu enna nenaikum?

cake inside..

Bakeu outside..!

Neenga juice shop ku pona Athu enna nenaikum?

Joosu inside

Loosu outside.

(enna oru porutham)

Haiyo Haiyo

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S T D ku opposite sollunga..

ungalukku theriyathunnu enakku theriyum..

ANS:

"NO COFFEE DA" yepdina..

S ><>

T ><>

D ><>

Aza koodathu.

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Sardar:

Kathula 'train' odara Mathiri
satham kekkuthu doctor

Dr:Check pannen Onnum kekkalaye!

Sardar: Oruvelai ethavathu
Stationla Ninrukumo?
By. SMS KILLER...

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"Vaazkai oru kannaadi"

Athan munnal,

nee azuthaal,

athuvum azum..... 

Nee sirithal athuvum sirikkum.

Mudivu un kaiyil.
So always be EnjoY...

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T.Rajendar vandhu Ungala elupuna
eppadi elupuvarnu parpom..

Hey! Dandanaka.. Dadakanaka..
Suriyan udhikum thisai kilaku..

Nee endrichi poi palla velaku;

Kulambuku podurathu puli..
Nee Seekirama poi kuli..

Tharkolaiku karanam yematram..
Nee kulikalana veesum thurnatram!
dananaka danukunaka.
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Tholviyil irunthu

ethaiyum katrukolla villai endral,

Athuthan unmaiyana tholvi...!

-Vivekanandar....

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Unakku thunbam vanthal
athai un Nanbanidam sollathe!
Thunpathidam soll enakku oru
Nanban irukiran endru..

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END is not end.
Infact E.N.D means
EFFORT NEVER DIES.
NO is not Negative word.
N.O. means NEXT OPPORTUNITY
So Work Hard,
then Success is Urs.

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New trend scold 4m father:
"Dei unnalam B.E padikavachu
theru theruva Naai mari alaya vitrukanumda,
pona pogudhunu 2 maadu vangi

unna meika vachadhu en thappu"

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Chellam Enaku oru help panriya.....?

tomm Morning Phone panni
Helloooo-nu Mattum Sollu PLS...!

Yenaa, morning

NARI OOLAI ITTA
Romba Nallatham..

good night

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;->TODAY PUNCH :-

Tanni adika pona ambalaiyum..,

Tanni pidika pona pombalaiyum

sandai podama vandhadha

sarithirame ilai. 

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Oru story:

Oru pattaampoochi romba
speeda parakudhu.

Edhuku?

Adhu istam parakuthu.

Nee poi velaya paru...

7 kaludha vayasula kadhai kekudha.:
good morning.
have a nice day.

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DOCTOR: Namma hospital
advertisement-kku oru
nalla punch dialogue sollu?

NURSE: "koottitu vanga...
thookkitu ponga"..

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Driver: Padiyila nikkadhapa!
Busukullatan kadal madhiri

idam irukula ulla vaappa..

Student : Enaku neechal theriyadhunga,

nan karailaye nikiren.

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"..Nammai Jaikka Yaarum
Ingu Pirakka Villai Enbadhu Poi..."
"...Matravarai,
Jaikka Naam Pirandhu
Irukkirom Enbadhe Unmai..."

Think positive...

Good morning

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"Change cannot be given to you everytime."

"You only Must Bring the Change".

Great lines said by...

Mr. MUNUSAMY

41D Bus Conductor :)

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The greatest Gift in Ur life is,
One who knows all Ur faults and drawbacks..
Yet Still willing to accept U
with so much care & affection....

Good ngt.

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PRNCPAL:

Girls kooda pesina oru naalaikku 100Rs fine
2'nd time pesina 200Rs fine.

Student :

Sir idhukku rate cutter
poda mudiyaadha sir..

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Vetri Enbathu Nizhal Pola,
Athai Thedi Poga Vendiyathillai..

Nee Velichathai Nokki Nadakkum Pothu
Unnudan Varum..!"

- Dr.Abdulkalam. 

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YOUTH PUNCH:

Kanna Nee Love Pandra "PONNUM"_

Use Pandra "CELLUM"_ Oray Mathiri Than_

Rendume Kaasu illana Pesave Pesaathu_

Be careful..

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Valkai Onnum "Dvd" Player illa..

Namaku Pidicha Paattai Pottu Kekurathuku.

Athu "FM Radio" Mathiri.!

Varra Paattai Naamadhan

Rasika Palagikanum.. ..

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Real line:

"Old friends are gold (SCHOOL FRIENDS)..!

New friends are diamond (COLLEGE FRIENDS)..!

If you get diamond, dont forget the gold...

Just fix (.....)

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Alphabetic Advice:

Avoid Bad Company

Don't Ego with Friends

Give up Hurting Incidences

Just Keep Loving Mother

Never Option Possesiveness

Quit Remember Seldom Trust

Use Valid Words

Xpress Your Zeal.

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Ennathan CELL la 500, 1000
balance vachu irunthalum,

Atha vachi oru

KUCHI MITTAI kuda
vanga mudiyathu...

By

00.00 balance maintain pannuvor sangam;-)

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Intha ulagam enna sollumo

endru ninaithu kavalai kollathe

unaku sari endru pattal mattme

Daily "Kuli"nga ok...

have a nice day....

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" No language can express

the power, beauty and heroism

of a mother's love ".

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Enaku konjam doubts iruku

Note panniko..

1.Thanni Paambu ku cold varuma?

2.Karuppa irukura Erumai maadu

Epdi vellai colour la milk kodukkudhu?

3.Sarakku Rail Thallaadumaa?

4.Gundoosi olliya dhane iruku apuram yen

Gundoosi nu solraanga? 

5.Kosu kottavi viduma?

Please Answer me..

Dont cry;-> 

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Kovilil kadavul silaigal anaithum

asayamal irukka oru azhagana

kadavul mattum nagara kanden.!

"En AMMA"

kovilai sutri varumbothu.! Lovabel u'r MOM:)

lovabel ni

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Oru Malarai Parithaen. 
Athu Enai Parthu Sirithathu.

Piragu Sonathu Ne Enai Parikum Munbae

Nan Un Anbai Parithu Vitan..

Sweet Morning....

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GREAT INSULT:

Avalai ninaithu kavithai Yeluthi

avalidam koduthen.

vaangi padithu vittu

kettaa paaru oru kelvi.

Anna yaraiyavadhu love panriya.

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