Macha naan oru kadi joke sollattuma?
Appuram vartuha pada koodathu ok.
unga pakkathula yar irukankalo
avngala oru kadi kadichidu, joke nu sollunga. eppadi

Maegathai thottu sellum
nilavaaga un ninaivugal
en manathil endrummm...

A Girl attempt suicide for failure in love...
For more jokes: sms to 52811 Rs.3/SMS..

Top-up pottu SMS anuppum,
Nanbanai Nambu...
Make-up pottu missed call tharum
pennai Nambathey..!

"En ninavu" vandhal,
"ennai" thedathae "un ithayathai"
thotu paar "naan" thudipaen
"unnai" ninaithukondu... My dear friend

Unga amma 4 question keta
ungaluku kovam varum:
1.enga pora
2.en late
3.ethuku unaku panam
4.yen unnaala "EMPEE" mathiri nalla pillaya
eruka mudiyala...

Words of a guy who loved a girl most:
"Please do not turn back & face me 1 more time . .
Because, I don't have 1 more heart 2 lose"...

Vazkaina 1000 kallu mullu irukkathan seiyum.
Athanala.... Nalla qualitiyana seruppu vangi pottukonga...
Ok...! ..cool...cool...cool.

Aftr attndng intrvw boy retrns home. .
Fathr-ena velai da?
Sis-evalo salary?
Bro-permant job ah?
But Frndz: Machi figure niraya vandhucha da??
NANBAEN DA.

Sardar1: indha beerla niram illai.
sardar2: indha beerla suvai illai.
sardar3: indha beerla thidam illai.
Waiter: goyyala! idhu soda daa..

Ayul thandanai kuda sugam than...
Sirai aval "idhayamaaga " irundhaal...

Oru kozhi kokkarako nu kathama
Jai hind nu kathudhu.
yen theriyuma..? . . . yenna.. athu "Naattu kozhi"

Aayiram izhapugal..
Aayiram tholvigal...
Aayiram aayiram valigal irunthalum...
Nan naanagavae pirakka virumbugiren...
En avalin anbukkaga....

Avalai muzuvathum marakka mudiyavillai..,
Karanam,
Vera figure innum set aagala.........!

Girl1: Eppadi di unaku mattum amaavaasai
nila theriyuthu...?
Girl2: Thanks to VASAN Eye care..!
Naanga....irukom...

Osama Binladen ku "BAYAM" na Ennanae Theriyathu.
Why? Yen na.. Osama Binladen ku
Tamil Theriyathu.
AyYoo! AyYoo! Orey tamasa irukula.

En kangal unnai parka thudikkum pothellam
nan kadavulidam venduven,
''Kadavule ennai kurdanakku''.
So ennai payamuruthathe.
Naan paavam.

F_R_I_E_N_D_S
F + Frank in mind
R + Real in love
I + Ice speech
E + Endless Support
N + Nonstop Advice
D + Deep in Care
S + Sweet in behavior...

"Life is a small gap bw BIRTH & DEATH",
So in this gap Be Happy and try 2 make others Happy.!
Enjoy every moment of life.

Future Engineers:
E1: What’s Diameter?
E2: Laptop Enga?
E3: Length Evalo? E$: What's Depth?
E4: Data book la irukkura formula va refer pannu
Mesthiri: Yenda ungala naa oru aaniya thana pudunga sonnen?

All erumbu participated in a cycle race..
Suddenly an elephant crossed on the way..
1 erumpu shouted..
"Nee saaga en vandi than kidachatha da.

nethu kanavula kadavul kooda nan pesindu ponen…
appo kadavul ennoda best friend yaarnu kaettaaru…
nan nee dhaanu sonnen…
adhukku kadavul sirichunde
nee ellam enga urupadaporennu sonnaru!!!!