8 tips to be happy in life.
#Never be late
#dont cheat
#live simple
#expect little
#work more
#smile always
#help others
#love all..
Gud day . . .
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Sardar: sir,
"i am going" apdina ena sir?
man1: na poraen....
Sardar: sir please meaning solitu ponga..
please sir....
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Size of Ind rupee:
Rs.1000
177mmX73mm
Rs.500
167mmX73mm
Rs.100
157mmX73mm
Rs.50
147mmX73mm
Rs.20
147mmX63mm
Rs.10
137mmX63mm
So paathu print adinga.
Matika poringa...
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Friendship is a Rainbow b/w
2 hearts with sharing of
7 wonderful colours:
=Love
=Pain,
=Happy,
=Truth,
=Faith,
=Secret &
=Help
Frndz 4ever.!!
"Good morning"
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Sweet lines :
"Unnidam Anbaga Erupavaridam
Thotru Paarungal...!!
Vetriyai Vida
Tholvi Ethanai Sugam Endru
Ungalukku Theriyum''..!
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Director Shankar:
Tholvi Enbadu en Direction'laye kidayadu.
Actor Vijay:
Enna Vachu nee Innum Padam pannala
adan unaku ivlo thimiru.....
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Prove that 2/10=2
Japanese student:
Wrong question
Pakistan student:
No Way
American student:
It's strange, how is it possible?
Indian:
Two/ Ten =
wo / (.....)
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Mandiri:
Manna! Poruku thayaraga solli
pakkathu nattu arasan sms anuppivullan. Yenna seivathu?
PULIKESI:
Message sending failed endru
thirupi anupu.
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Veliye vantha piragu,
ulle sella mudiyaathu. "KARUVARAI"
Ullea sendra piragu
vealliyea Vara mudiyaathu
"KALLARAI"
So Enjoy your Life.
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Feel pannu
but
Future-a Spoil pannatha.
Think pannu
but
Time-a Waste pannatha
Sight adi
but love pannatha.
Intha MSG-a F'wrd pannu
But
enake Anupatha....
god ni8
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Sir: Yaen homework ezuthala?
Boy: Sir, Current illai.
Sir: Candle poruthi ezhutha vendiyathu thaanae?
Boy: Sir, Theepetti illai.
Sir: Yaen illai.
Boy: Irundhuchu. Aanaa saami roomla irundhuchu.
Sir: Yaen edukkala?
Boy: kulikkala sir.
Sir: Yaen kulikkala?
Boy: Motor work aagala.
Sir: yaen work aagala?
Boy: Ethana vaatti solrathu.
Current illai sir.
MENTOS,
uruvaakidumae
puthiya ennangalai....
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En Per
Sanjay Sarakkusamy..
Ennoda Poludhupoku,
Thozhil Rendume KUDI thaan.
Ennoda
LATCHIYAM,
India'la irukura
Ella SARAKKUM
Adikanum.
Mudiyadhunu
Ninakiringla?
Kandippa Ennala Mudiyum.
Thannambikaikum Thalaganathukum
Oru PEG Alavu
Thaan Vithyasam.
Ennala Ella
Sarakaiyum
RAAVA Adika
Mudiyumnu
Solradhu Thannambika.
Ennala Mattum thaan
Raava Adikamudiumnu Solradhu Thalakanam.
Kashtapattu Kudicha Vaandhi Varum..
istapatu kudicha than bodha varum......
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Ajith 52th Film Story:
Ajith friend oru chinese,
avara hospital ICU la admit panni irundhanga.
Ajith avara paaka poraru,
appo andha chinese, Ajith kita
"NIG MA KIYA KIG
MIYA KYA MANG CHANG TA ZANG" nu
sollitu sethuduran.
Ajith adhuku meaning kandu pudika
china ku cycle la poraru,
pora valila 6 paattu,
248 fight, lastl ah andha meaning kandu pudikurar,
andha meaning yena theriyuma..?
"ada porambokku naye,
oxygen tube mela irundhu kaala yeduda".

'vijay rocks'
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I requested God- "Let my frnd b happy & healthy 4evr."
God said-For 7 days only..
I said ok-
Springday,
Summerday,
Autumnday,
Winterday,
B'day,
Frndship day
&
Valentine day.
God said no-For 3 days only..
I said ok-
Yesterday,
2day
&
2morrow..
Again God said no- only 2 days..
I said ok-
Gud day
&
Bad day.
Once again God said no-
Jst for a day only, n dis is final.
I said-
Everyday
God smiled & said-Ok, u won,
Be happy n healthy 4evr....good even:-)
by ur lovely friend EMPEE....GUD NI8....
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Idhayam Enbathu
Thudipatharkku Mattum alla...
Nalla ullangallai
Ninaipatharkum Kuda..!!
So... Time Kidaicha
Enna Konjam Ninainga... "Ok"...
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Veliye vantha piragu,
ulle sella mudiyaathu. "KARUVARAI"
Ullea sendra piragu
vealliyea Vara mudiyaathu
"KALLARAI"
So Enjoy your Life.
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Thaan undu than velai undu
endru erupavanai jameen kaklathuthu podavaithu
anda panathai avanayea katta
vaipavandan "NANBENDA"
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The following msg is dedicated to
All my best frnds: Oorla 10,15 frnd vachu irukuravan
elaam santhoshamaa irukaan,
aana orae oru frnd vachitu naan
padura avastha aiyo...aiyo...aiyo...aiyo..
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