Lecturer : indha semesterla nee 90% vanganum.
Student: No sir 100% vanguvaen.
Lectr: Joke adikkadha.
STU: Goyyala Yaru da first joke adichadhu..

"Payanangal Mudivathillai"
"Alaigal Oivathillai"
"Gopurangal Saaivathillai"
"Neengalum Message Anuppuvathillai"
"Naanum Vidapovathillai"...!

Sometimes v feel all doors r closed in our life..
but all d closed doors may not be locked..
they may be waiting 4r ur gentle push..

Life's very short! So,
*Break ur silly ego,
*Forgiv quickly,
*Believ slowly,
*Luv truly,
*Laugh loudly &
*keep everyone happy even when you're not..:)

Hus: Calenderla enna pakara?
Wife: PALLI vilum palan.
Hus: Kodu naan pakaren.. Athu sari PALLI enga vilunthuchu?
Wife: Neenga sapta sambarla.

Amazing (GK):
The letters A, B, C and D, do not appear in the spellings of 1 TO 99.
The D appears 1st time in HUNDRED.
'A' appears one time in THOUSAND.
'B' appears 1st & one time in BILLION.
'C' appears 1st & one time in CRORE.
Interesting :-)

LOVE FEELINGS:

"Yarum illatha kadarkkaraiil Nirkkum padakai pol unarnthaen!

Nee ennodu illatha natkalai!

Netru Enbadhu Sindhanai.

Naalai enbadhu Karpanai.

Inru mattum Nijam.

Endha Nijamana Vazhvil unnodu

nan konda Natpu mattum Nirandharam.

Ennadhan unga phone'la sms, mms, camera ellam irundhalum,
SMS'sa forward dhan panna mudiyum,
Rewind ellam panna mudiyadhu!-

Neenga Enakku Msg Anuppamal Irukrathuku 5 Kaaranam Irukkalam.,
1.No time
2.No free msg
3.No balance
4.Network problem
5.Oru singathai Ceendi parka bayam

Tajmahal yen ulaga athisayamaga irukirathu sollu parpom
Theriyalaya
Yena athu mattum than india la loan vangama katina ore building..

The best two gifts of Ur life:
1. When Ur family understands U as a friend.
2. When Ur friends supports U as their family