ADMISSION OPENED FOR 2010/11 BATCH,
NITYANANDA INSTITUTE OF SEXUAL SCIENCE.
branches:
1>B.F technlgy
2>Rape sciences
3>Bachelor of sex
4>Master of sex
5>Bachelor of prostitutes n bedroom management
For Application & more details
contact:
Prof.Ranjitha,
HOD for practical session...

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FrndshiP is not a
FassioN
SelectioN
CollectioN
CalculatioN
GeneratioN
RealisatioN
CelebratioN
ImaginatioN
its only
"FOUNDATION"of 2 HEARTS...
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Bank Manager :
Maadu vanga loan thandha
neenga epdi kattuvinga?

VIJ a y :
Ellarayum pola
kairu vangi than kattuven Sir!..
Bank manger???
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Thanks for
not sending any msgs till now..
YOU are selected for
'KANJUS RATNA 2010-11' award..
Don't send this msg to anyone..?
Try for 'OSCAR'..!
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School life:-
Big gang of friends, colourful uniforms,
Silly fights,
Friendly teachers,
Group photos,
Combined studys,
Never ending P.T periods,
Rocking laiye Pazhi Vangura Sillrathanam.
Ithu Pulambal Alla,
Ovvoru College Student oda Manak Kashtam.
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Pei Pisasu Aavi Katteri
Ratha katteri Mogini Pisasu
evaiellam doopu needan tappu
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ABBREVATIONS-
BUS: Break Under Stopping
CHESS: Chariot, Horse, Elephant, Soldiers
COLD: Chronic Obstructive Lung Disease
JOKE: Joy Of Kids Entertainm
Thyriam iruntha intha sms
padichu artham sollunga parkalam...
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Short story..
Two friends!
Mr.See and Mr.Saw. One day Mr.see saw sea & Mr.saw didnt see sea. See saw sea & jumped in sea. Saw didnt see sea but jumped in sea. See saw saw in sea & saw saw see in sea. See saw both saw sea and both saw and see ent
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AIM: Ambition In Mind
DATE : Day And Time Evolution
EAT: Energy And Taste
TEA: Taste &Energy Admitted
PEN: Power Enriched in Nib
NYLON: NewYork LONdon. (manufacturing place)
SMILE: Sweet Memories In Lips Expression
BYE: Be with You Everytime...
?,,,,,,EMPEE,,,,,,,,? were happy to see sea.
THE END..
Thalai suthutha? Cool down. No tension.
Yarukkavathu forward panni
manasai thethikkonga..!!!

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Oru kanavu kanden.
Naan kadavulodu pesikondirunden.
Avar un frnd yaarnu ketka,
naan un pera sonnen.
Avar sirichikite sonnar
'NEEYELAM ENGA URUPADA PORA...
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Man 1: Oru nimishathula 130 name solla mudiyuma?
Man 2: Mudiyadhu, niye sollu...
Man 1: 100mohmed, 9thara,
6mugam, 7malai, 5ali, and 3sha.MP
?,,,,EMPEE,,,,?
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Anpin Adayalam:
En kangal unnai parka marakalam !
Aanal En manam unnai ninaika maranthathillai
that is unmaiyana FRIENDSHIP

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Oru nodi thunichal irundhal,
"IRANDHU VIDALAM"
Ovvoru nodium thunichal irundhal,
"JEITHU VIDALAM"..
have a confident life...
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BEST QUOTE:
"Always Try to Prove that
you are Right But,
Never Attempt to Prove that
Others are Wrong."
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Hi be careful.
Next month v hve Vinayagar Chaturthi.
Kaliman demand. So,
un mandaila irukaradha safe panniko!
ena panrathu
manasu kekkala solliten.
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College based on Film Titles
chairman: Vasool raja.
Principal: Imsaiarasan 23 pulikesi.
HOD: Pithamagan.
Staffs: Padikkaadhavan
students: Pokkiri.
College Campus: Sirai Salai.
figures: Roja kootam.
Attendence: Kandukonden Kandukonden.
Collegebus: Sundara Travels.
candien: E.
watchman: Saamy.
Exam: Arindhum Ariyaamalum.
Result: Something something.
Arrear: Enakku20 Unakku18.
campus interview: Thiruvilayadal..:

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En "SMS" Nilavai Pondradhu...
Oru Naal Adhigamaagum.
Oru Naal Kurayum..
Oru Naal illaamaley Pogum..
But marupadiyum varum...
it never dies........

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Can u Write Exams for Blind Students
as They Dictate.
For AGARAM. If u r Free Any Day.
Contact:9994107707.Inform All u r Frds.
If msg Free Means Pls Forwd..
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Extreme Mokka-
A man kept his mobile on table.
It falls down.
Den he kept it on chair again it fell down.
Do u know Y?
Antha mobile le BALANCE ila ye.
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Our friendship is like an onion
Y?
Cut panni paru, kannu kalangum!!
Mudiyala illa, ennalayum than.
Dont feel.!! Forward it to other onions..!
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" Youth are not Useless ;
They are USED LESS. " - Billgates.
If u r youth.
forward this message 2 all Youths.
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Beautiful line:
Suryanuku kooda maalai nerathuku peragu oivuthan
aanal namadhu "NATPIN" chinnamana
inda SMS ku endrum oivu kidayathu...
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Sardar selling parachute:
U Can Jump from plane & press button & u can land safely.
Customer: if parachute doesn't open?
Sardar: Paisa wapas..!!
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Importants of water:
The correct timing to drink water will
maximize its effectiveness to the human body:
1.Two glasses of water 30 minutes
before meal will help digesiton..
2. One glass after u wake up helps to
activate internal organs..
3. One glass before u sleep will help
avoid stroke or heart attack at midnight..
4. One glass after taking bath helps
lower blood pressure.
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"Un peyarai kuda naan ezhudhuvadhu illai,
yen theriuma? "pena munai" unnai kuthume endru...!
overa irruka? enna pandrathu msg free ....
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My Dear Indians. A kind Request.
During our independence, Punjab people actively
participated in all revolutions against British.
for reason Britis Men used 2 publish SARDAR JOKES
to tease them in their magazines.
But v still follow tat.
So Plz edit SARDAR & use "Jack" (english man) instead..
Our army contains 65% of singh Let's respect
them & our great army too..If u delete it witout forward,
u r not an indian.
-By An Indian. For an Indian.
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Advice given by Elders against Love at Various Ages:
5-10= Pinju vayasula unaku love kekutha.
10-18= Padikira Vayasula Enna Lovu.
18-25= Innum Urupudavae Illa, adukule unaku love kekuda.
25-33= 7 Kazhutha vayasala enna lovu!!!
Apa nanga yepathan love panrathu?
Enna koduma sir Idhu..!;-)
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MATHS MAGIC!!!
UR CELL NUMBER'S LAST DIGIT
*2 +5 *50 + UR AGE +365 -615
THE LAST 2 NUMBER R UR AGE & FIRST NUMBER
IS UR CELL'S LAST NUMBER.
TRY IT NOW!!!
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"Alagha irunthal varuven endrathu KATHAL!
"Panam irunthaal varuven endrathu SONTHAM!
"Ethuvum vendam
Naan irukkiren endrathu " NATPU"
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