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Innum Nalla Amukkunga..
Keypad Nasama Pogattum..
enaku sms pannadha c
ell irundha enna illaina enna.?..
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The land to be divided in to three.
One for hindus.
Second for muslims.
Third part for Nirmogi Agora committee.
Ayothi Problem Judgement on 29-9-2010
Allahabad High Court.
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Thyriam iruntha intha
sms padichu artham sollunga parkalam...
Short story..
Two friends!
Mr.See and Mr.Saw.
One day Mr.see saw sea & Mr.saw didnt see sea.
See saw sea & jumped in sea.
Saw didnt see sea but jumped in sea.
See saw saw in sea & saw saw see in sea.
See saw both saw sea and both
saw and see were happy to see sea.
THE END..
Thalai suthutha? Cool down. No tension.
Yarukkavathu forward panni
manasai thethikkonga..!!!
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Be simple but look stylish..
Be tough but look soft..
Be tensed but look cool..
Be a winner but look like a beginner..
That is way of life.. Good morning...
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Nee
Adaivathellam....
Kadavul unakku tharum parisu.!
Nee izhapathellam.... Kadavulukku nee
tharum parisu.!
so don't feel for anything.... gud eve......
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Write a letter 4me.!
Dear ____,
U hav a cute____.
U make me feel____.
U shud b____.
U & me shud b___.
I_____u.
Pls reply..
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Pink 4 Sweetheart
Blue 4 Bestfrnd
Red 4 Love
Black 4 Enemy
Yellow 4 Some1 very special
Lavander 4 darling
Green 4 Frnd 4ever.
Which color 4me? Reply must.
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...
...
...
...
...
...
Chumma
busia irukkeengalaan paarthan...
Avlo thaan neenga pogalaam...
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Kadal vandal solli anupu,
uyirodu irundal varugiren -that is "LOVE"
kastam vandal solli anupu
uyirai kooda tharugiren-that is "FRIENDSHIP"...
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kavidhai : Suriyane,
Indru Oru Naal Mattum
Varaathae!
Aval
Sinthiya
Kanneer Thulikal
En
Kallaraiyin Meethu Sila Nimidangal Irukatum..!
Good morning

ADMISSION OPENED FOR 2010/11 BATCH,
NITYANANDA INSTITUTE OF SEXUAL SCIENCE.
branches:
1>B.F technlgy
2>Rape sciences
3>Bachelor of sex
4>Master of sex
5>Bachelor of prostitutes n bedroom management
For Application & more details
contact:
Prof.Ranjitha,
HOD for practical session...

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FrndshiP is not a
FassioN
SelectioN
CollectioN
CalculatioN
GeneratioN
RealisatioN
CelebratioN
ImaginatioN
its only
"FOUNDATION"of 2 HEARTS...
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Bank Manager :
Maadu vanga loan thandha
neenga epdi kattuvinga?

VIJ a y :
Ellarayum pola
kairu vangi than kattuven Sir!..
Bank manger???
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Thanks for
not sending any msgs till now..
YOU are selected for
'KANJUS RATNA 2010-11' award..
Don't send this msg to anyone..?
Try for 'OSCAR'..!
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School life:-
Big gang of friends, colourful uniforms,
Silly fights,
Friendly teachers,
Group photos,
Combined studys,
Never ending P.T periods,
Rocking laiye Pazhi Vangura Sillrathanam.
Ithu Pulambal Alla,
Ovvoru College Student oda Manak Kashtam.
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Pei Pisasu Aavi Katteri
Ratha katteri Mogini Pisasu
evaiellam doopu needan tappu
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ABBREVATIONS-
BUS: Break Under Stopping
CHESS: Chariot, Horse, Elephant, Soldiers
COLD: Chronic Obstructive Lung Disease
JOKE: Joy Of Kids Entertainm
Thyriam iruntha intha sms
padichu artham sollunga parkalam...
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Short story..
Two friends!
Mr.See and Mr.Saw. One day Mr.see saw sea & Mr.saw didnt see sea. See saw sea & jumped in sea. Saw didnt see sea but jumped in sea. See saw saw in sea & saw saw see in sea. See saw both saw sea and both saw and see ent
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AIM: Ambition In Mind
DATE : Day And Time Evolution
EAT: Energy And Taste
TEA: Taste &Energy Admitted
PEN: Power Enriched in Nib
NYLON: NewYork LONdon. (manufacturing place)
SMILE: Sweet Memories In Lips Expression
BYE: Be with You Everytime...
?,,,,,,EMPEE,,,,,,,,? were happy to see sea.
THE END..
Thalai suthutha? Cool down. No tension.
Yarukkavathu forward panni
manasai thethikkonga..!!!

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Oru kanavu kanden.
Naan kadavulodu pesikondirunden.
Avar un frnd yaarnu ketka,
naan un pera sonnen.
Avar sirichikite sonnar
'NEEYELAM ENGA URUPADA PORA...
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Man 1: Oru nimishathula 130 name solla mudiyuma?
Man 2: Mudiyadhu, niye sollu...
Man 1: 100mohmed, 9thara,
6mugam, 7malai, 5ali, and 3sha.MP
?,,,,EMPEE,,,,?
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Anpin Adayalam:
En kangal unnai parka marakalam !
Aanal En manam unnai ninaika maranthathillai
that is unmaiyana FRIENDSHIP

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Oru nodi thunichal irundhal,
"IRANDHU VIDALAM"
Ovvoru nodium thunichal irundhal,
"JEITHU VIDALAM"..
have a confident life...
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BEST QUOTE:
"Always Try to Prove that
you are Right But,
Never Attempt to Prove that
Others are Wrong."
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Hi be careful.
Next month v hve Vinayagar Chaturthi.
Kaliman demand. So,
un mandaila irukaradha safe panniko!
ena panrathu
manasu kekkala solliten.
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College based on Film Titles
chairman: Vasool raja.
Principal: Imsaiarasan 23 pulikesi.
HOD: Pithamagan.
Staffs: Padikkaadhavan
students: Pokkiri.
College Campus: Sirai Salai.
figures: Roja kootam.
Attendence: Kandukonden Kandukonden.
Collegebus: Sundara Travels.
candien: E.
watchman: Saamy.
Exam: Arindhum Ariyaamalum.
Result: Something something.
Arrear: Enakku20 Unakku18.
campus interview: Thiruvilayadal..:

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En "SMS" Nilavai Pondradhu...
Oru Naal Adhigamaagum.
Oru Naal Kurayum..
Oru Naal illaamaley Pogum..
But marupadiyum varum...
it never dies........

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Can u Write Exams for Blind Students
as They Dictate.
For AGARAM. If u r Free Any Day.
Contact:9994107707.Inform All u r Frds.
If msg Free Means Pls Forwd..
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Extreme Mokka-
A man kept his mobile on table.
It falls down.
Den he kept it on chair again it fell down.
Do u know Y?
Antha mobile le BALANCE ila ye.
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Our friendship is like an onion
Y?
Cut panni paru, kannu kalangum!!
Mudiyala illa, ennalayum than.
Dont feel.!! Forward it to other onions..!
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" Youth are not Useless ;
They are USED LESS. " - Billgates.
If u r youth.
forward this message 2 all Youths.
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Beautiful line:
Suryanuku kooda maalai nerathuku peragu oivuthan
aanal namadhu "NATPIN" chinnamana
inda SMS ku endrum oivu kidayathu...
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Sardar selling parachute:
U Can Jump from plane & press button & u can land safely.
Customer: if parachute doesn't open?
Sardar: Paisa wapas..!!
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Importants of water:
The correct timing to drink water will
maximize its effectiveness to the human body:
1.Two glasses of water 30 minutes
before meal will help digesiton..
2. One glass after u wake up helps to
activate internal organs..
3. One glass before u sleep will help
avoid stroke or heart attack at midnight..
4. One glass after taking bath helps
lower blood pressure.
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"Un peyarai kuda naan ezhudhuvadhu illai,
yen theriuma? "pena munai" unnai kuthume endru...!
overa irruka? enna pandrathu msg free ....
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My Dear Indians. A kind Request.
During our independence, Punjab people actively
participated in all revolutions against British.
for reason Britis Men used 2 publish SARDAR JOKES
to tease them in their magazines.
But v still follow tat.
So Plz edit SARDAR & use "Jack" (english man) instead..
Our army contains 65% of singh Let's respect
them & our great army too..If u delete it witout forward,
u r not an indian.
-By An Indian. For an Indian.
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Advice given by Elders against Love at Various Ages:
5-10= Pinju vayasula unaku love kekutha.
10-18= Padikira Vayasula Enna Lovu.
18-25= Innum Urupudavae Illa, adukule unaku love kekuda.
25-33= 7 Kazhutha vayasala enna lovu!!!
Apa nanga yepathan love panrathu?
Enna koduma sir Idhu..!;-)
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MATHS MAGIC!!!
UR CELL NUMBER'S LAST DIGIT
*2 +5 *50 + UR AGE +365 -615
THE LAST 2 NUMBER R UR AGE & FIRST NUMBER
IS UR CELL'S LAST NUMBER.
TRY IT NOW!!!
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"Alagha irunthal varuven endrathu KATHAL!
"Panam irunthaal varuven endrathu SONTHAM!
"Ethuvum vendam
Naan irukkiren endrathu " NATPU"
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My "Marriage" Invitation.

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Vara 30-9-2010
enaku avasara kalyanam.!

Time: 10.30-11.00am.

Veetuku oppositela,
oru ponnu kudi vandhu 21 days achu..

Ava, naan illenna sethuduvenu soldra.
Naan evlo solliyum ava kekala.
Vera vazhi illama sarinu solliten.

Kalyanam Chennai-la .
Neenga kandippaa varanum.

Solla marandhuten, 
Ponnu sumaradhan iruppa..!

peru, "TAMANNA"
Yetho cinema actressnu sonnanga...,
Vanthrunga..!

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UlagathulayeBEST FRIENDS

yaru theriyuma?

Namma 2 KANGAL than..

->2ume onna thoongum,

->onna muilikum,

->onna alugum.

*->Aana oru PONNA partha mattum
oru kannu mattum simittum,

Idhilirunthu enna theriyudhu?

ORU PONNU Nenaicha
edhayum pirichuduva.

Gud morning!
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Parthiban: Vazhai Pazham evlo?

Vadivalu: Onnu 1 Roopa

Parthiban: 60 Paisaku varatha?

Vadivalu: 60 Paisaku tholdhan varum.

Parthiban: Appadinna Indha 40 Paisa
thola vachukittu Pazhatha Mattum kudu.

Vadivalu: Vandhttanya Vandhttan!!!
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Nalla kalakramadri
oru vishayam solava
Ans : karandi
(nanga room potu yosipomla)
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Neenga computer munnadi ukkantha,

Athu enna nenaikkum?

Intel inside!

Mental outside! ..!

Neenga bakery shop pona athu enna nenaikum?

cake inside..

Bakeu outside..!

Neenga juice shop ku pona Athu enna nenaikum?

Joosu inside

Loosu outside.

(enna oru porutham)

Haiyo Haiyo

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S T D ku opposite sollunga..

ungalukku theriyathunnu enakku theriyum..

ANS:

"NO COFFEE DA" yepdina..

S ><>

T ><>

D ><>

Aza koodathu.

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Sardar:

Kathula 'train' odara Mathiri
satham kekkuthu doctor

Dr:Check pannen Onnum kekkalaye!

Sardar: Oruvelai ethavathu
Stationla Ninrukumo?
By. SMS KILLER...

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"Vaazkai oru kannaadi"

Athan munnal,

nee azuthaal,

athuvum azum..... 

Nee sirithal athuvum sirikkum.

Mudivu un kaiyil.
So always be EnjoY...

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T.Rajendar vandhu Ungala elupuna
eppadi elupuvarnu parpom..

Hey! Dandanaka.. Dadakanaka..
Suriyan udhikum thisai kilaku..

Nee endrichi poi palla velaku;

Kulambuku podurathu puli..
Nee Seekirama poi kuli..

Tharkolaiku karanam yematram..
Nee kulikalana veesum thurnatram!
dananaka danukunaka.
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Tholviyil irunthu

ethaiyum katrukolla villai endral,

Athuthan unmaiyana tholvi...!

-Vivekanandar....

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Unakku thunbam vanthal
athai un Nanbanidam sollathe!
Thunpathidam soll enakku oru
Nanban irukiran endru..

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END is not end.
Infact E.N.D means
EFFORT NEVER DIES.
NO is not Negative word.
N.O. means NEXT OPPORTUNITY
So Work Hard,
then Success is Urs.

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New trend scold 4m father:
"Dei unnalam B.E padikavachu
theru theruva Naai mari alaya vitrukanumda,
pona pogudhunu 2 maadu vangi

unna meika vachadhu en thappu"

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Chellam Enaku oru help panriya.....?

tomm Morning Phone panni
Helloooo-nu Mattum Sollu PLS...!

Yenaa, morning

NARI OOLAI ITTA
Romba Nallatham..

good night

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;->TODAY PUNCH :-

Tanni adika pona ambalaiyum..,

Tanni pidika pona pombalaiyum

sandai podama vandhadha

sarithirame ilai. 

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Oru story:

Oru pattaampoochi romba
speeda parakudhu.

Edhuku?

Adhu istam parakuthu.

Nee poi velaya paru...

7 kaludha vayasula kadhai kekudha.:
good morning.
have a nice day.

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DOCTOR: Namma hospital
advertisement-kku oru
nalla punch dialogue sollu?

NURSE: "koottitu vanga...
thookkitu ponga"..

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Driver: Padiyila nikkadhapa!
Busukullatan kadal madhiri

idam irukula ulla vaappa..

Student : Enaku neechal theriyadhunga,

nan karailaye nikiren.

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"..Nammai Jaikka Yaarum
Ingu Pirakka Villai Enbadhu Poi..."
"...Matravarai,
Jaikka Naam Pirandhu
Irukkirom Enbadhe Unmai..."

Think positive...

Good morning

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"Change cannot be given to you everytime."

"You only Must Bring the Change".

Great lines said by...

Mr. MUNUSAMY

41D Bus Conductor :)

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The greatest Gift in Ur life is,
One who knows all Ur faults and drawbacks..
Yet Still willing to accept U
with so much care & affection....

Good ngt.

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PRNCPAL:

Girls kooda pesina oru naalaikku 100Rs fine
2'nd time pesina 200Rs fine.

Student :

Sir idhukku rate cutter
poda mudiyaadha sir..

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Vetri Enbathu Nizhal Pola,
Athai Thedi Poga Vendiyathillai..

Nee Velichathai Nokki Nadakkum Pothu
Unnudan Varum..!"

- Dr.Abdulkalam. 

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YOUTH PUNCH:

Kanna Nee Love Pandra "PONNUM"_

Use Pandra "CELLUM"_ Oray Mathiri Than_

Rendume Kaasu illana Pesave Pesaathu_

Be careful..

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Valkai Onnum "Dvd" Player illa..

Namaku Pidicha Paattai Pottu Kekurathuku.

Athu "FM Radio" Mathiri.!

Varra Paattai Naamadhan

Rasika Palagikanum.. ..

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Real line:

"Old friends are gold (SCHOOL FRIENDS)..!

New friends are diamond (COLLEGE FRIENDS)..!

If you get diamond, dont forget the gold...

Just fix (.....)

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Alphabetic Advice:

Avoid Bad Company

Don't Ego with Friends

Give up Hurting Incidences

Just Keep Loving Mother

Never Option Possesiveness

Quit Remember Seldom Trust

Use Valid Words

Xpress Your Zeal.

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Ennathan CELL la 500, 1000
balance vachu irunthalum,

Atha vachi oru

KUCHI MITTAI kuda
vanga mudiyathu...

By

00.00 balance maintain pannuvor sangam;-)

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Intha ulagam enna sollumo

endru ninaithu kavalai kollathe

unaku sari endru pattal mattme

Daily "Kuli"nga ok...

have a nice day....

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" No language can express

the power, beauty and heroism

of a mother's love ".

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Enaku konjam doubts iruku

Note panniko..

1.Thanni Paambu ku cold varuma?

2.Karuppa irukura Erumai maadu

Epdi vellai colour la milk kodukkudhu?

3.Sarakku Rail Thallaadumaa?

4.Gundoosi olliya dhane iruku apuram yen

Gundoosi nu solraanga? 

5.Kosu kottavi viduma?

Please Answer me..

Dont cry;-> 

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Kovilil kadavul silaigal anaithum

asayamal irukka oru azhagana

kadavul mattum nagara kanden.!

"En AMMA"

kovilai sutri varumbothu.! Lovabel u'r MOM:)

lovabel ni

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Oru Malarai Parithaen. 
Athu Enai Parthu Sirithathu.

Piragu Sonathu Ne Enai Parikum Munbae

Nan Un Anbai Parithu Vitan..

Sweet Morning....

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GREAT INSULT:

Avalai ninaithu kavithai Yeluthi

avalidam koduthen.

vaangi padithu vittu

kettaa paaru oru kelvi.

Anna yaraiyavadhu love panriya.

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8 tips to be happy in life.
#Never be late
#dont cheat
#live simple
#expect little
#work more
#smile always
#help others
#love all..
Gud day . . .
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Sardar: sir,
"i am going" apdina ena sir?
man1: na poraen....
Sardar: sir please meaning solitu ponga..
please sir....
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Size of Ind rupee:
Rs.1000
177mmX73mm
Rs.500
167mmX73mm
Rs.100
157mmX73mm
Rs.50
147mmX73mm
Rs.20
147mmX63mm
Rs.10
137mmX63mm
So paathu print adinga.
Matika poringa...
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Friendship is a Rainbow b/w
2 hearts with sharing of
7 wonderful colours:
=Love
=Pain,
=Happy,
=Truth,
=Faith,
=Secret &
=Help
Frndz 4ever.!!
"Good morning"
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Sweet lines :
"Unnidam Anbaga Erupavaridam
Thotru Paarungal...!!
Vetriyai Vida
Tholvi Ethanai Sugam Endru
Ungalukku Theriyum''..!
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Director Shankar:
Tholvi Enbadu en Direction'laye kidayadu.
Actor Vijay:
Enna Vachu nee Innum Padam pannala
adan unaku ivlo thimiru.....
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Prove that 2/10=2
Japanese student:
Wrong question
Pakistan student:
No Way
American student:
It's strange, how is it possible?
Indian:
Two/ Ten =
wo / (.....)
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Mandiri:
Manna! Poruku thayaraga solli
pakkathu nattu arasan sms anuppivullan. Yenna seivathu?
PULIKESI:
Message sending failed endru
thirupi anupu.
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Veliye vantha piragu,
ulle sella mudiyaathu. "KARUVARAI"
Ullea sendra piragu
vealliyea Vara mudiyaathu
"KALLARAI"
So Enjoy your Life.
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Feel pannu
but
Future-a Spoil pannatha.
Think pannu
but
Time-a Waste pannatha
Sight adi
but love pannatha.
Intha MSG-a F'wrd pannu
But
enake Anupatha....
god ni8
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Sir: Yaen homework ezuthala?
Boy: Sir, Current illai.
Sir: Candle poruthi ezhutha vendiyathu thaanae?
Boy: Sir, Theepetti illai.
Sir: Yaen illai.
Boy: Irundhuchu. Aanaa saami roomla irundhuchu.
Sir: Yaen edukkala?
Boy: kulikkala sir.
Sir: Yaen kulikkala?
Boy: Motor work aagala.
Sir: yaen work aagala?
Boy: Ethana vaatti solrathu.
Current illai sir.
MENTOS,
uruvaakidumae
puthiya ennangalai....
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En Per
Sanjay Sarakkusamy..
Ennoda Poludhupoku,
Thozhil Rendume KUDI thaan.
Ennoda
LATCHIYAM,
India'la irukura
Ella SARAKKUM
Adikanum.
Mudiyadhunu
Ninakiringla?
Kandippa Ennala Mudiyum.
Thannambikaikum Thalaganathukum
Oru PEG Alavu
Thaan Vithyasam.
Ennala Ella
Sarakaiyum
RAAVA Adika
Mudiyumnu
Solradhu Thannambika.
Ennala Mattum thaan
Raava Adikamudiumnu Solradhu Thalakanam.
Kashtapattu Kudicha Vaandhi Varum..
istapatu kudicha than bodha varum......
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Ajith 52th Film Story:
Ajith friend oru chinese,
avara hospital ICU la admit panni irundhanga.
Ajith avara paaka poraru,
appo andha chinese, Ajith kita
"NIG MA KIYA KIG
MIYA KYA MANG CHANG TA ZANG" nu
sollitu sethuduran.
Ajith adhuku meaning kandu pudika
china ku cycle la poraru,
pora valila 6 paattu,
248 fight, lastl ah andha meaning kandu pudikurar,
andha meaning yena theriyuma..?
"ada porambokku naye,
oxygen tube mela irundhu kaala yeduda".

'vijay rocks'
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I requested God- "Let my frnd b happy & healthy 4evr."
God said-For 7 days only..
I said ok-
Springday,
Summerday,
Autumnday,
Winterday,
B'day,
Frndship day
&
Valentine day.
God said no-For 3 days only..
I said ok-
Yesterday,
2day
&
2morrow..
Again God said no- only 2 days..
I said ok-
Gud day
&
Bad day.
Once again God said no-
Jst for a day only, n dis is final.
I said-
Everyday
God smiled & said-Ok, u won,
Be happy n healthy 4evr....good even:-)
by ur lovely friend EMPEE....GUD NI8....
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Idhayam Enbathu
Thudipatharkku Mattum alla...
Nalla ullangallai
Ninaipatharkum Kuda..!!
So... Time Kidaicha
Enna Konjam Ninainga... "Ok"...
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Veliye vantha piragu,
ulle sella mudiyaathu. "KARUVARAI"
Ullea sendra piragu
vealliyea Vara mudiyaathu
"KALLARAI"
So Enjoy your Life.
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Thaan undu than velai undu
endru erupavanai jameen kaklathuthu podavaithu
anda panathai avanayea katta
vaipavandan "NANBENDA"
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The following msg is dedicated to
All my best frnds: Oorla 10,15 frnd vachu irukuravan
elaam santhoshamaa irukaan,
aana orae oru frnd vachitu naan
padura avastha aiyo...aiyo...aiyo...aiyo..
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FUTURE OF Engineers:
Engineer 1:what is the diameter?
Eng2:what is the length?
Eng3:what is the depth?
Eng4: We've to calculate the stress needed
Eng5:where is my laptop?
Eng6:refer the formula in some book.!
Measthiri: yean da oru 'aaniya thane pudunga' sonnen...Athuke ivlo scene ah?
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Unnai kanum varai,
sorkathai parthathillai..
Unnai kanda pin Sorkamey thevayillai !
Thanks to
KING FISHER BEER
Sema Hot Machi !!
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Tomato
Potato
Brinjal
Ginger
Carrot
Ladyfinger
Lemon
Onion
Garlic
Mushroom
Cheese
Cabbage
Confused .... ?
" VEG " sms hai.
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Win!Ab Rs50 k recharge pe
Rs50000 ka talktime,
100saal ki validity,
Call 0.01paise/min.,
10000000 SMS free,
For details,contact www.Empee
tower khud laga le.com!!! :-)
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Y r u not msging me?
Kya hua balance nahi he kya?
Ok recharge card number
bhej raha hoon

yaha blade se scratch karo!
Haha!
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9 lessons in life:
learn to care
learn to smile
learn to cry
learn to give
learn to forgive
learn to share
learn to trust
learn to loven
learn to say
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u miss me kokku -
yes sirkuruvi -
yes sirmaina -
yes sirmayilu-
yes sirMonkey- adu sms padikithu sir
Singam?adu sms anupudhu sir
*****************
LUV Pandrappo girls
sollaradhukku real meaning:
1.I LUV U DA(unakku aapu confirm)
2. I MIS U DA(unna tholaichi katta pooren)
3. U R MY LIFE(un uyir en kaiyila da)
4. I WAN2 MARRY U(setthada mavane)
************
Jeevanullavarai manithan
Panam ullavarai Mariyaathai
Nesam ullavarai Paasam
YenUyir ullavaraiNam Natpu
*******

U vs Me:
Naan - Neruppu
Nee - Paruppu
Naan - Aagayam
Nee - Vengayam
Naan - Irumbu
Nee- Thurumbu
Tension aagadha.
Neeyum forward paniko
*******************
Africa'la pirandha kuzhandhaikku
pallu enna colour'la irukkum??
Enna yosikaringala?
Dubukku.....pirandha
kuzhandhaiku edhu pallu!!!!
***************

Kannum Kannum nokia.
Japan capital tokia.
un mobile enna ootaiya?
sms anupa matiya?
idha padikara ne monkeya'a
illa donkey'a?Just Jokia..
******************

Nee sirithal "Ringtone",
Kovapattal "vibration",
Parthal "missed call",
Kankalaginal "battery down",
but nee yennai maranthal "switch off"....
*******************

The Secret of My Energy?
Boost.?
NoHorlicks.?
NoMoney.?
NoThen what?
Adhaan Secret’nu solromla.!
Appuram enna lottu lottu’nu amukkilkittu.?
*********************

TVS'il vanthean HAI endraal..
HONDA'il vanthean HELLO endraal..
CAR'il vanthean DARLING endraal..
atthanaiyum vaadakai endrean
ANNA endraal!!!!
********************
WIFE : Yeanga Namakku Marriage panni vaicha
Aiyyar Setthu poyttaram.
HUSBAND : Senja pavam Summa Vituma...
************************

Kadhaliyin Kan Asaivukku
Aayiram Aartham Undu,
AanalNanban Kan Asaivukku
Orey Oru Aartham ThanAdhu
" Machan Andha Figura Paruda!".
*******************

Teacher: Manal arippai thadukka
enna seiya vendum?
Student: Manalukku sorinju vittu
nycil powder poda vendum.
By, UKG last bench rowdy group.
*********************

LOVE can be expressed by saying
I Luv U..
But,
How can be Friendship expressd.?
How.?
Think??
Guess?
'NANBAEN DA'
*********************

"A single lovable smile is a proper key
for many solutions and many confusions..!"
'So express ur cute smile every moment'....
*****************************
Mandiri: Manna neenga poruku pogum pothu
yen 'kavasam' podureenga?
Mannar:kavasam podulaina
enakku 'thevasam' senjuruvanga.
This message is not a joke!
****************************

RasaGulla Dreams
GulobJamun Dreams
Mysoorpak Dreams
Laddu Dreams
Paalkova Dreams
Alva Dreams
puriyalaya?
ithuku peruthan
SWEET DREAMS..
***********************

Sardar-: Dai Naalaiku nan cinemaku poren variya da?
Man-: Mudinja varen da..
Sardar-:Mudinja piragu yenda vara..?
Padam arambikum bothu vaada..!
*******************

Olunga padikkalaina
maadu meikka solluvanga
aana olunga maadu meikkalana
yaaravathu padikka solluvangalaa..??
*******************************

DIWALI - JOKE
Boy: Amma andha red colour vedi vedichaa nalla sound varuma?
Mum: saniyane adhu gas cylinder.
*******************
Ulagathulaye BEST FRIENDS
yaru theriyuma?
Namma 2 KANGAL than..
->2ume onna thoongum,
->onna muilikum,
->onna alugum.
*->Aana oru PONNA partha mattum
oru kannu mattum simittum,
Idhilirunthu enna theriyudhu?
ORU PONNU Nenaicha edhayum pirichuduva.
***********************************

A Tiger killed a sardar in zoo.
A Monkey asked:
why did u kill the Sardar ?
Tiger: anda nayee 3 mani nerama
enna pathu solran
EVLAVU PERIYA POONAY'nu. Gudra3
****************************

Pattupona
En
Idhayathai
Thottu pona
Un
Natpu..
Kathirukum
En
Kannukul
Pootthirukum
Un
Ninaivukalai..
Eppadi
Naan
Maraka
Mudium
My dear friend.
*****************************

Best Definition of Friendship..!?!
"Uyirai sumakamal
Unarvai sumakum
karuvaraiku peyar than "Friendship"
my good friend GOOD .....
***************************************

Avaluku OVvoru nalum mgs anupinen.
Ni alagu endru
Ni en swasam endru
Ni en uyir endru
Ni en valvendru
Aval kadasiyaga kettal
anna unakku SMS FREEya endru.
**************************************

Yellaa
Paavathaiyum
Pokka
Iraivanin
intha
Photovai
Paarungal,
Paavigalin Kangalukku Avar Theriya Maattaar!
Iniyaavathu Thirunthunga..
**************************
Every heart has a pain..
Only the way of expression is different..
Fools hide it in eyes,
But,
Brilliants hide in their smile...
*********************************

Enakkum Avalukum Natpu illai.
Kaadhal illai. Uravum illai. Pirivum illai.
Anbu illai. Kobamum illai.
Aanalum Yeno Naan Yarudan Pesuvatharkum
Aval Thadai Seikiral.
Kaaranam Kettal,
"Ur Account Balance Is Too Low.
U r Not Allowed to Make a Call.
************************************

Enkirall"...

Dai Dai Dai.City
Chengalpttu, South Arkado, North Arkado,
F.M.S, Varaikum Paathavanda naan.
SMS,MMS,lam Enna Touch Panni
Touch Panni, Tiared Aai Kedakuthu
Ippo Nenga Yanaku Msg Panni.
Rowdy Nu Peaar Vanga Paakurenga
10 Peru Serndhu Msg Anupuna Rowdy illa.
10 Perku Oru Aala Msg Anupuran Paru Avan Than Rowdy.
*******************************

EMPEE sir naan unga name a konjam use panikita,
Puthisaliana naan en friendoda
groupa running ponom
RUNNINGla WINNING panitanga.
adanala cup orutharuku thanu solitanga,
udal valimaila rendu perum ok,
ana rendu perula yaru puthisalio
avangalukudan cup,
neengalea mudivu panikonga,
runningla winning panadu
vera yarumila neengalum, nanumdan.
*****************************
1st prize 50lakhs (5 nos.)
2nd prize car (10 nos.)
Place: Chepakam ground
Qualification: Heart strong
Game:
"vijay" nadicha 10 padam paakanum
Game rules:
Padam pakum pothu
1) Vomit edukka koodathu
2) Avan enna panalum thittama padam pakanum
3) Mayakam poda koodathu
4) Main rule: uyirodu irukanum.
**********************************

SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY GOPAM ENN VENAMINGA PLESH SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY GOPAM UINGLAI MANEAM KASHDA PADUDHUM SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY EVULUV SORRY GEDUM UNGALUGU EIDHAYAMEA ELLAIYA UNGULUGU.....SORRYEINGA!

*******************************

Poothirukkum Pookalil
Nilaithirukkum Narumanam pola.,
Inainthu irukkum Idhayathil
Kalanthu irukkum
Anbai pola.,
Nam nesam yendrum
Nilaithu irukkattum..
*********************

Thought 4 ur whole life:
The maximum time u will
have to spend in
your life is wid urself
So make urself as
interesting as possible...!!
*********************

Oorla 10,15 friends vechirukuravenla
santhoshama irukaan da.
aana unna oru frienda vechikitu
naan padra paadu irukae
iyo yo yo o.
by.
"Nanben da"
***********************

Innoru Jenmam
Edukka Povathillai,
Neeyum Nanum Nanparkalaga.
Irukkum Natkalthan
Namaku Sontham.
Tholaivugal Irundhalum
Thodarattum
Nam Natpu.
*******************

(~_~)smiling
(! . !) crying
( ' ;' ) angry
('o') hungry
('=') happy
('?') confused
(-.-) sleepy.
Neenga Endha Moodla Irundhalum..
Good night.
************************

Three tips for
correcting a Figure..
1. Eraser
2. Whitener
3. Ink Remover
Figure'na "Diagram" pa...
Unga maths teacher solli
tharalaya?
***************************
Nee thedi pogum
anbu azhaganadhu...
Unnai thedi varum
anbu aalamanadhu...
*****************************

Age Of Drinks:-
.
1 to 8 - Milk.
9 to 15 - Horlicks.
16 to 19 - Pepsi.
20 to 29 - Beer.
30 to 50 - Hot.
51 to 79 - Tonic.
After 80 - Once again milk with music.
***********************************

kaneer sinthum nanbanai
"kankalil" vai!!
Kaneer varaamal
paarthu kollum nanbanai
"Idayathil" vai!!
Your in my Heart friend...
*************************

Life is a 5star
* Main star is Mother
*Action star is Father
*Ultimate star is Teacher
*Topstar is LOVER
*Super star is MY-FRIEND"U"...
********************

Milk packet la milk irukum,
Water packet la water irukum,
Oil packet la oil irukum
But Shirt packet la SHIRT irukuma?
********************************

Oru kuruvi oru chinna kilaiyil utkarnthal athu
Antha kilaiyin meethu ulla nambikayil alla,
Than siragin methu ulla nambikayal
So be confident yourself
By-summa erundalum supera yosipor sangem
*****************************

Kovama?
Pesamaattiya?
Sms kooda
anuppamaatiya?
Naan theriyama thaana...
Un 'VAALA' mithichen
adhukku poi
'LOLL'...nu..! kath'thura...?.!
*******************************

Natpukku oru kavithai :
En idhayam irukkum varai nam natpu azhiyaathu
Un natpu irukkum varai en uyir piriyaaathu........!
MY DEAR FRIEND...
********************************

<<>>
Job: RAILWAY,.
Place: Chennai,
Qualification: 10th,
Salary: Rs.16,000/.
Work:
Train kelambumbothu
ELLA WHEELkum
"LEAMON" vaikkanum Mrg. .
****************************

Good Kavithai:
"Piriyamal iruppathu Friendship illa,
Pirinthum maravaamal iruppathe
unmaiyana Friendship
"I Will Never Forget U"
*************************

Message na enna theriyuma?
M=Manasula
E=Erukkura
S=Santhosam
S=Sogam
A=Anubavam
G=Galata
E=Ellathaiyum Velipadaiya Solrathu.
So daily msg me.
************************

Cute line : Mannil viluntha
mazhai thuliyai paarthu
nilam kettathu
ethanai murai viluvaai endru,
Mazhai sonnathu
thaangikolla nee irukum varai endru.
*********************************

LKG Rowdism:
Boy1:thala thala.
Boy2:ennada?
Boy1:unga aalu kitta
oruthan rubber
kekkaran.
Boy2:adingo..
evanda avan
entha section?
Boy1:u.k.g A section thala
Boy2: Dai A section
'boost babu'
'ceralac sekar'
'horlicks hari'
kita solli Avanoda slate,
feeding bottle la thooka solra
avan alatum.

********************

"There is no definition of gud or bad day,
it all depends on u & ur thoughts that..
EITHER U RULE DAY OR DAY RULES YOU!

*************************

If you hate some one,
Just say that,
Don't show,
If you love some one,
Just show that, Don't say.
*************************

Sardar1:Enna romba santhoshama irukka?
Sardar2 : daily nightla kosu thollai thaanga mudiyala
athan innaiku visham saaptu irukken.
ennai kadicha udaney kosu kali.
*********************************

Sms panna 10 benfit kidaikum.
1.Mobile thuru pidikkadhu.
2.Time pas agum.
3.Padippavar happy aavanga.
4.Contact irukum.
5.Any time busy ayiduveenga.
6.Somberi ya irukka matinga.
7.Fingers activa irukum.
8.ABCD maraka matinga.
9.Creativity mind aagum.
10.Ungala yarum kanjannu sollamattanga....
**************************

Mugamum Paarkaamal....
Uthadukal Peasaamal....
Kaadhukkum Ketkaamal....
Nanpargal
Peasum Ore Mozhi....
" $ = SMS =$ "
"Nanbean"da.
*************************

Natpukum, kathalukum enna different;
vetla irrunthu wine shop ku
poga vaipathu "KATHAAL"
wine shop la irrunthu
veetuku kootitu poavathu "NATPU".
***********************

Beautyful Lines:
Yennodu nee
irunthalum. . . .
illai yendralum. . . .
mannodu puthayum
varai. . . .
nenjodu vaitherupen
un ninaivugalai. . . .
********************

Butterfly
lives only for 8 days.
But, it flies joyfully
capturing many hearts.
Each moment in life is precious.
Live happyily & win
many hearts.
**********************

Raw'wa kudichavanum,
raa pagala padichavanum
urupatatha sarithirame illa.
so sumara padinga,
SODA oothi adinga.
****************************

7:00am =Coffee
8:00am=Tiffen.
12:00pm=Lunch.
4:00pm=Tea.
5:00pm=Snackes
8:00pm=Dinner
Time ku Thingara la.?
Time ku msg Panna Theriyadha..
***************************

Netru enbathu old paper,
Indru enbathu news paper
Naalai enbathu question papaer but
Vaalakai enbathu answer paper.

So write it carefully.

Kadhal enbadhu panamaram pola:
Erina Nongu, Vilundha Sangu.

Kadhal kalyanam sari, adhukkaga ippadiya panradhu?
Yen, enna pannanga?
Kalyanatha selavillama beach'la nadathi,
saapaatukku pathilaga sundal koduthu anuppi vachuttaanga. 

Intha Naal Unnoda Calendarla Kurichi Vachikko,
Ennoda Carda Recharge Panni,
Unnaivida Athigama Sms Anuppi,
Nee Epdi Enakku Thollai Kudutheyo,
Adhae Madtheri Nanum Kudukkala,
Nan "Un Friend" Illa...
2+2+2=8 Kootti Kalichu Paru
Kanaku Thappa Varum.

Aasaigal illatha vaazkaiyai nee 
eppothu thedi selgirayo
Appothu "Thunbam" illatha
vaazkai unnai thedi Varum.

Vaarthai thadumara karanam:
Kangal!
Vazkai thadumara karanam:
Pengal!

Sweet dreams varanuma?
Very simple. Kannula sugar kottikittu
thoongunga. Sweet dreams Varum...
Naalaikku Masala Dreams eppadinnu solluraen,
ok va... Good night. 

How did DOSAI get its name?
Enna adha rendu time thiruppi poduraaanga.
Rendu means "DHO" in Hindi.
Rendu time thiruppi podum bodhu "sai" "sai"'nnu sound varudhu.
Hence: DHO + SAI = Dosai

Ordinary koli'kku ethanna kaal?
2 is the wrong answer!
The correct answer is 10.
Because:
Aadu(4) + Nari(4) + Koli(2) = 10

Gowndamani: Naan ungita ennada vaangittu vara sonnaen?
Senthil: tube light vaangittu vara soneenga
Goundamani: ethana?
Senthil: rendu
Goundamani: onnu inga irruku, innonu enga da?
Senthil: innonu thaanne sms padikudhu....

SMS Sangathaar Gavanathirkku :
Vilaivaasi eatrathin kaaranamaga,
Reply Anupum Anbargaluku Mattume Ini
SMS Anupa Padum!
Ithu Sangatharin Arivippu...
(Kavalai padatheenga, sangathukku
theriyama ungalukku mattum anuppurean)

"Iravum Pagalum" irukum varai
un "kanavum, ninaivum" marayathu...
Yen "Udalum Uyirum" irukum varai
nam "ANBU" yendrum azhiyathu..

"Amma sonna 3words:_
"Dai padi da...
"Appa sonna 3 words:_
"Neeyellam urupadave matta....
"Lover sonna 3words:_
"Unna enaku pidikala....
"Friend sonna 3words:_
"Unaku na iruken..
*"NANBEAN DA"*

'lndia' sms varalatril.,
Mudhal.. muraiyaga.,
inbox'ku vandhu sila nimidangale aana,
putham pudhiya mega hit comedy msg.
"Neenga romba AZHAGA irukinga.

True frndship story.!
Just imagine.
If U misstakenly delete Ur frnd's number.
After some day that frnd msg u.
You dont know whose number is that and u ask
" who are you?" For that ur frnd reply that.,
" hey.! who are you illa athu how are you?
I am fine".
This is true friendship..

Namitha-
Namithas new Telugu film titled Fire is to be
directed by SK Basheed and
Produced by SK Karemunnisa.
Film is to be shot in
Australia and Hong Kong.

Advantages of not having LOVER
1.can sleep well
2.can save time & money
3.no worry about how u look
4.no missed calls in mid nyt
5.no need to activate 1
Neenga mundri kotta madri ella edathulayum
mundhi munhi poi nikaringalamea... 0ps Scheme
6.no need to recharge twice a day
7.can talk to all boys & girls
8.The most important,
Can forward this to all.
PROUD to be SINGLE(odd) yeana neenga Aah...NANDHI press kararamea...
epudi..

" Paasam vaikura Varaikkum
than"
Nanga yosipom.,
Vaicitta usuru
Irukkira varaikum
Nesipomla..!
Nangallam "Tamil" kaaranga....

Nesippadhu Ellaam Kidaithu Vittaal
Kanneer Thuligalukku Mathippillai.....
"Kidaipathai Ellam Nesithu Vittal
Kanneeruku avasiyame "Illai" .

Hi, innaiku WHITE Rose day.
Intha msg'a unaku pidichavanga ellarukum anupu.
Enakkum anupu.
Intha msg unaku 3 times return vantha,
ne yaara romba like pandrayo avanga
life long un koodavey iruppanga.......

Kaalam Sendraalum Kanavugal
Mudinthaalum Kavithaigal Azhinthaalum
Kaatrodu Endrum Thodarndhu Varuvean
Un "Anbukaka"

"Aadamparam" enpathu
naam thedikkollum Varumai.

Peaceful surroundings
cannot create happiness in u..!
But your happiness can
create a peaceful surrounding for others...
So always be happy.!

Only 842 girls r left for every 1000 boys.
Save girls.
We can save the tigers later.
Puli kutti venuma?
Pulla kutti venuma?
Yosinga..

Iravu Kanda Kanavu Maranthu Pogalam,
Aanaal.. Idahyam Thotta
Ungal Ninaivu Endrum Maraivathilai.

VAZHUM VARAI VAZHKAI,
VELLUM VARAI THOOLVI,
SIRIKKUM VARAI KANNEER,
UDHIRUM VARAI POOKAL,
MARAIYUM VARAI NILAVU,
MARANAM VARAI NAM NATPU.

" Easy to loose Someone By Saying a Lie"
But,
" Difficult to Get Back that
Person By Saying True"
Be Truthful.
Life ll b Beautiful... good morning...

Ne enaku msg pannama erunthalum,
Unnaium oru manusana mathichi
unaku yen msg pandran theriyuma
Bcoz nee en Nanbean da.
Nanbeann da.
Nanbeann da.

Unnidam "Hai" sollum oru pen.
Innoruvanidam "Bye" solli irupal
enbhathai marandhu vidathey..!
By,
"Nenjamellam lady"
"Kannamellam dhadi"....

Namitha-
Namithas new Telugu film titled
Fire is to be directed by SK Basheed and
Produced by SK Karemunnisa.
Film is to be shot in Australia and Hong Kong.

Kathalikum Pengalum Cigarettum Ondruthan !
Irandumae Uthattodu Uravadivittu
"Idhayathai" Punnakki Vidum.
So 'dont smoke' and 'dont love'...

Dai Dai Dai.City
Chengalpttu, South Arkado, North Arkado, F.M.S, Varaikum Paathavanda nan.
SMS,MMS,lam Enna Touch Panni
Touch Panni, Tiared Aai Kedakuthu
Ippo Nenga Yanaku Msg Panni.Rowdy Nu Peaar Vanga Paakurenga
10 Peru Serndhu Msg Anupuna Rowdy illa.
10 Perku Oru Aala Msg Anupuran Paru Avan Tha Rowdy.

Advantages of not having LOVER
1.can sleep well
2.can save time & money
3.no worry about how u look
4.no missed calls in mid nyt
5.no need to activate 10ps Scheme
6.no need to recharge twice a day

Naan nadu theruvil nirkiraen..
Neengal ungal uravugalodu pesuvatharku.. By "Mobile Tower"
GooD NighT..

7.can talk to all boys & girls
8.The most important,
Can forward this to all.
PROUD to be SINGLE(odd)

Exam sms sangam :
Rawva kudichavanum...
Ra pagala padichavanum
nalla irundhadha sarithirame illa!
By - EXAM YELUDHI IDINJU PONOR SANGAM!

Machan...Nanum Nithyanantha mathiri oru
NALLA saamiyara polamnu mudivu panniten,
So nee enkita oru kurutana nadi
naan unnai kunapadutthura mathiri nadikiren,
Appuram naan en pera KUMARANTHAnu mathuren,
Kidaikira ponnungali nama share pannikalam..
epdi en idea?

Unmaiyana Anbai purinthukolum
oru azhakana santharpame
"PIRIVU"

Excellent Line :
"Affection shows Human mentality
But
situation shows Human reality..."

Madurai girl goes to Madras vegetable shop and asks
"eppadimma Keerai?"
Kaigari vikkarava says:
"naan nallathan keeran. nee eppadi keerai...

I have 3 FRIENDS
1 is the "SUN"
2 is the "MOON"
3 is the "U"
"sun"for "Daytime"
"Moon"for "Nighttime"
"U"for "lifetime" my dear friend.

Netru enbadhu sindhanai,
Naalai enbadhu karpanai,
Inru mattum nijam.
Endha nijamana vazhvil unnodu naan konda
NATPU mattum nirandharam.

Lecturer : indha semesterla nee 90% vanganum.
Student: No sir 100% vanguvaen.
Lectr: Joke adikkadha.
STU: Goyyala Yaru da first joke adichadhu..

"Payanangal Mudivathillai"
"Alaigal Oivathillai"
"Gopurangal Saaivathillai"
"Neengalum Message Anuppuvathillai"
"Naanum Vidapovathillai"...!

Sometimes v feel all doors r closed in our life..
but all d closed doors may not be locked..
they may be waiting 4r ur gentle push..

Life's very short! So,
*Break ur silly ego,
*Forgiv quickly,
*Believ slowly,
*Luv truly,
*Laugh loudly &
*keep everyone happy even when you're not..:)

Hus: Calenderla enna pakara?
Wife: PALLI vilum palan.
Hus: Kodu naan pakaren.. Athu sari PALLI enga vilunthuchu?
Wife: Neenga sapta sambarla.

Amazing (GK):
The letters A, B, C and D, do not appear in the spellings of 1 TO 99.
The D appears 1st time in HUNDRED.
'A' appears one time in THOUSAND.
'B' appears 1st & one time in BILLION.
'C' appears 1st & one time in CRORE.
Interesting :-)

LOVE FEELINGS:

"Yarum illatha kadarkkaraiil Nirkkum padakai pol unarnthaen!

Nee ennodu illatha natkalai!

Netru Enbadhu Sindhanai.

Naalai enbadhu Karpanai.

Inru mattum Nijam.

Endha Nijamana Vazhvil unnodu

nan konda Natpu mattum Nirandharam.

Ennadhan unga phone'la sms, mms, camera ellam irundhalum,
SMS'sa forward dhan panna mudiyum,
Rewind ellam panna mudiyadhu!-

Neenga Enakku Msg Anuppamal Irukrathuku 5 Kaaranam Irukkalam.,
1.No time
2.No free msg
3.No balance
4.Network problem
5.Oru singathai Ceendi parka bayam

Tajmahal yen ulaga athisayamaga irukirathu sollu parpom
Theriyalaya
Yena athu mattum than india la loan vangama katina ore building..

The best two gifts of Ur life:
1. When Ur family understands U as a friend.
2. When Ur friends supports U as their family

"SLEEP"
S- SAY thanks to God.
L- LYING on the BED.
E- EYES to be closed.
E- END of the DAY.
P- PLAN for the NEXT DAY.
Good Nights.

'lndia' sms varalatril.,
Mudhal.. muraiyaga.,
inbox'ku vandhu sila nimidangale aana,
putham pudhiya mega hit comedy msg.
"Neenga romba AZHAGA irukinga.

Kadhal enbathu
'unga' photo maadhiri..
Paarkadhavan
paarka thudipan..
Paarthavan
saaga
Thudipan.
Cool...
<<>> smile plz ..!

Macha naan oru kadi joke sollattuma?
Appuram vartuha pada koodathu ok.
unga pakkathula yar irukankalo
avngala oru kadi kadichidu, joke nu sollunga. eppadi

Maegathai thottu sellum
nilavaaga un ninaivugal
en manathil endrummm...

A Girl attempt suicide for failure in love...
For more jokes: sms to 52811 Rs.3/SMS..

Top-up pottu SMS anuppum,
Nanbanai Nambu...
Make-up pottu missed call tharum
pennai Nambathey..!

"En ninavu" vandhal,
"ennai" thedathae "un ithayathai"
thotu paar "naan" thudipaen
"unnai" ninaithukondu... My dear friend

Unga amma 4 question keta
ungaluku kovam varum:
1.enga pora
2.en late
3.ethuku unaku panam
4.yen unnaala "EMPEE" mathiri nalla pillaya
eruka mudiyala...

Words of a guy who loved a girl most:
"Please do not turn back & face me 1 more time . .
Because, I don't have 1 more heart 2 lose"...

Vazkaina 1000 kallu mullu irukkathan seiyum.
Athanala.... Nalla qualitiyana seruppu vangi pottukonga...
Ok...! ..cool...cool...cool.

Aftr attndng intrvw boy retrns home. .
Fathr-ena velai da?
Sis-evalo salary?
Bro-permant job ah?
But Frndz: Machi figure niraya vandhucha da??
NANBAEN DA.

Sardar1: indha beerla niram illai.
sardar2: indha beerla suvai illai.
sardar3: indha beerla thidam illai.
Waiter: goyyala! idhu soda daa..

Ayul thandanai kuda sugam than...
Sirai aval "idhayamaaga " irundhaal...

Oru kozhi kokkarako nu kathama
Jai hind nu kathudhu.
yen theriyuma..? . . . yenna.. athu "Naattu kozhi"

Aayiram izhapugal..
Aayiram tholvigal...
Aayiram aayiram valigal irunthalum...
Nan naanagavae pirakka virumbugiren...
En avalin anbukkaga....

Avalai muzuvathum marakka mudiyavillai..,
Karanam,
Vera figure innum set aagala.........!

Girl1: Eppadi di unaku mattum amaavaasai
nila theriyuthu...?
Girl2: Thanks to VASAN Eye care..!
Naanga....irukom...

Osama Binladen ku "BAYAM" na Ennanae Theriyathu.
Why? Yen na.. Osama Binladen ku
Tamil Theriyathu.
AyYoo! AyYoo! Orey tamasa irukula.

En kangal unnai parka thudikkum pothellam
nan kadavulidam venduven,
''Kadavule ennai kurdanakku''.
So ennai payamuruthathe.
Naan paavam.

F_R_I_E_N_D_S
F + Frank in mind
R + Real in love
I + Ice speech
E + Endless Support
N + Nonstop Advice
D + Deep in Care
S + Sweet in behavior...

"Life is a small gap bw BIRTH & DEATH",
So in this gap Be Happy and try 2 make others Happy.!
Enjoy every moment of life.

Future Engineers:
E1: What’s Diameter?
E2: Laptop Enga?
E3: Length Evalo? E$: What's Depth?
E4: Data book la irukkura formula va refer pannu
Mesthiri: Yenda ungala naa oru aaniya thana pudunga sonnen?

All erumbu participated in a cycle race..
Suddenly an elephant crossed on the way..
1 erumpu shouted..
"Nee saaga en vandi than kidachatha da.

nethu kanavula kadavul kooda nan pesindu ponen…
appo kadavul ennoda best friend yaarnu kaettaaru…
nan nee dhaanu sonnen…
adhukku kadavul sirichunde
nee ellam enga urupadaporennu sonnaru!!!!

My dear friend suppose enna vida nalla friend kidaicha nee enna vittutu antha friendoda po.
But anatha frinend unna vittu poita thirumbi paar, unakkaga naan iruppen uruttu kattaiudan.

Cell moolama sms anuppalaam.
Aana sms moolama cella anuppa mudiyathu.

Vaazha maram thaar podum!
Aana adha vachi road poda mudiyuma??

Oru kaakkkaa oru aunty yoda Brava thookikittu poi marath-thu mela Vachirudhu,
Aunty: Brava keela podu.
Kaakkaa: Ayyo ithu keela poduradu illa mela podradu!

2011 Girls....
Husband: oru cup coffee..
Wife: enna da keta.
Husband: Tharatumannu Keten.
Enna kodum Sir ithu.

Kanna Bus Stop La Bus Than Vanthu Nikum.
Ana Full Stop La Full Vanthu Nikuma?

Kathal enbuthu vaanavill pola oru murai vandhu vandhu vittu maraiandhu vidum.
aanal natpu enbathu vaanathai pola endrum maraiyaathu nam natpai pola ......

Cycle La Poana Cycling,
Train La Poana Training-A?

Key Boardla Key Irrukkum.
Aana Mother Boardla Mother Irrukkuma?

Lunch Bagla Lunch Kondu Poha Mudiyum...
But School Bagla Shoola Kondu Pohamudiyumaaaa?

Ni Enna Than Veerana Irundhalum,
Kulir Adicha Thirumba Adikka Mudiyathu..

Poovil vasanai irukkum.
Natpil unmai irukkum.
Kathalil nijam irukkum.
Vazvil enimie irukkum.
But ungal mobile fulla
en sweet sms eppothum irukkum.

doctor: which soap u use ..?
chimpu : gopal soap..gopal paste,gopal presh…
doctor:is gopal a good company..
chimpu: No..he is my room mate…….
smile morning

SMS

Everybody will say,
"Mistake Is the first step
Of success"
But the real fact is
"Correction of mistake
is the First step of Success"... (Sabesan)

Tea-kadai'kaarar kabadi vilayaduna eppadi vilayaaduvaar?
cup-t, cup-t, cup-t, cup-t......... (Sabesan)

Only 842 girls are left for every 1000 boys...
Save girls we can save the tigers late.....!
In social service ,
Puli venumma Figure vennuma- (Sabesan)

HEALTH Tip-
1Apple/day=No doctor,
1Egg/day=No cancer,
1Lemon/day=No fat.
1cup of Milk/day=No bone problems,
3 Litres Water/day=No diseases!.
=>GUD MORNING<= (Sabesan)

Best
King
is
Thinking !
Best
Wealth
is
Health !
Best
City
is
Simplicity !
Best
Ship
is
Frienship !
Best
Day
is
2day...! Good morning have a nice day.
(Murugan Offset)

Real feel..!
Namma manasuku pidichavanga Nammai kastapaduthum pothu avanga mela namaku kobam varaathu, kangalil kaneer thaan varum!!!
¤¤¤"ITS TRUE"¤ gd mrng
(Pondy Balu)

Oru ponnu namaskaaram solla guniyum bhothu yenna theriyum ?
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.
Avaloda "culture" theriyum.
Neenga yosichadhula unga "culture" theriyuthu...
(Sabesan)

"Don't see others as doing better than you. Beat your own records,because success is a fight between you and yourself."- sachin Tendulkar. Gud night....
(Pondy Balu)

Lovera mattum sight adicha athu WORK..,
Kuda avanga friendaiyum senthu sight adicha athu HARD WORK.
Work sometimes fail but
"Hard work never fails":)
Good morning (Offset Murugan)

"Kadavulukum maranam varum...
manithanuku thannambikai pirakumbothu..."
Good morning.......:-)
Have a great day...... Sri Murugan Press T.V.Malai.

JUDGE : House Ownera Murder Panniya?
SARDAR : Avardhanga Adikadi Vandhu "Gaali Pannu" "Gaali Pannu"nu Sonnaru Adhan.
Gaali panniten' (SKP Palani)

UN ANBAI UNMAIYAGA NESIKKA PALAPER IRUKKALAM. AANAL UN ANBAI UYIRRAGA NESIKKA NAAN MATTUMEY IRUPPEN....
(Pondy Balu)

NATPIN KAVITHAI:
"Iru veru
Karuvaraiyil
Naam
Piranthaalum,
Natpu Ennum Thaaikku,
Naam Iruvarum "ONDRUTHAN"....! gud morng
(Pondy Balu)

All Philosophy in two words - sustain and abstain..
Saiva Unave Kadaulin annbai pera Uthavum. Sivayanama Om.
(Srikannan. Aruthirappattu

Pookkalukku Pesa Theriyaathu.
Therinthu irundhal solli vidum
Unnai pol oru friend enakkum kidaithu irundhal
thinam thinam vaadamal iruppen Endru ...
(Pondy Balu)

School-nna TC cool-nna AC
exam-nna YOSI
flute-nna VASI
flower-nna NESI
but un anbukku munnal
yellamea THOOSI...
(Pondy Balu)

Sea + Ship
"TITANIC"
Forest + Animal
"JURASSIC PARK"
Ghost + Thrill
"EVIL DEAD"
U + Ur Smile
Aiyoo "PUCCHAANDI;)". ha ha ha...
(SKP Palani)

LOVE can be
expressed by
saying
I Luv U..
But,
How can be
friendship
expressed.?
How.?
Think.?
Guess.?
"NANBEN DA"...
(SKP Palani)

Vetrikkum Tholvikkum
Siru Vidhyasam
Thaan:
'Kadamai'kku seidhal "Tholvi"..
'Kadamai'yai seidhal "Vetri"... (sun ramesh)

Intha ulagathula nallavangala enga thedinalum kidaikka mattanga yen na?
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.
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.
. ('.') naan<) (> veetla _! !_ irukken.
(Sun Ramesh)

"Azhagana uruvangal..
oru nimida
santhosathai than tharum ". .
But,
"Anbana ullangal aayuil varai
santhosathai
tharum " (Sun Ramesh)

World's smallest leave letter:
Dear Sir,
Enna pudunga mudiyumo pudunkiko...
naa classuku varamaaten.
-Thanking U!
Urs
EMPEE,
L.K.G, 'A'section...B-)
(Murugan Offset)

"Successful persons never do any extrordinary work.
They always do ordinary works in an extrordinary way" So try to achieve always.. (Muru.Offset)

:-
Hindi teriyadhu,
English theriyadhu,
-central minister
Kanimozhi :-
No experience in politics.
-M.P
1 kilo arici Rs.1.
1 kilo thakkali Rs.40
Thalamai seyalagam building katta 6 month.
Oru Bridge katta 6 years...
Students'kku education loan kodukka panam illai.
Tamil semmozhi maanadu selavu Rs.450 k
(Muru.Offset)

SHORT AND CUTE:
"there is nothing special in this msg except the person reading it"... ) (Sun Ramesh)

Happiness always looks small if u hold it in ur hands.. But when u learn to share it, u will realize how big&precious it is.. Be happy always..
(Offset Murugan)

Super Line :
"Nee thedi pogum anbu alaganadhu...
Unnai thedi varum anbu aalamanadhu......".".good evening.".".
.".".friend (Muru.Offset)

'VIJAY'padam pakkum podhu Nan kosu kadicha kooda adika mattom.
yen theriuma?
kai thatranga nu thappa nenachiruvanunga..
(Offset Murugan)

Neenga computer munnadi ukkantha,
Athu enna nenaikkum?
Intel inside!
Mental outside! ..!
Neenga bakery shop pona athu enna nenaikum?
cake inside..
Bakeu outside..!
Neenga juice shop ku pona Athu enna nenaikum?
Joosu inside
Loosu outside.
(enna oru porutham)
Haiyo Haiyo (Sri Murugan Press, T.V.M )

Pure friendship IS...
Bright Like
Sun
Deep Like
Ocean
High Like
Sky
Strong Like
Iron
Kind Like
Mother
Cute Like
Me
AND
Sweet LikeU... ...!!
(Off.Murugan(

1980 Love Dialouge:
Kadhaluku Kan ill,
BUT
2010 Love Dialouge:
Kadhalika unmaiyana Pen illai- (Sabesan)

Work Pannunga Day Time
Sleep Pannunga Night Time
Call Pannunga some Time
Msg Pannunga any Time
But Yennai Maranthidathinga
Life Time - Pondy Balu

Father, Mother, Brother, Sister enpathu "BLOOD PRESSURE" mathiri kootavae irukkum.
Love enpathu "FEVER" pogum, varum.
Relation enpathu "TALAI VALI" apapo varum
BUT FRIEND SHIP ENPATHU "aids" mathiri, orumurai vantha pogathu.....
-Sabesan

Hi.
"love + love" = 'Amma'
"Bayam+preyam"='Appa'
"playing + help" = 'bro & sis'
"kastam + istam"= 'LOVER'
"Above all + life" = 'FRIEND SHIP'
-Sabesan

PETROLKUM GIRLS KUM ENNA DIFFERENT..? PETROL RATE ADIKKADI EARUM...! GIRLS MANASU ADIKADI MAARUM...!
-Murugan Offset

"Unakkaga" Ethaiyum Izhappavargalai Vida"...
"Etharkkagavum "UNNAI"
Ilakathavargalai Mattum Nesi.
-Murugan Offset

Heart BeatSays LUB-DUB..
Do U Know What It Means?
LUB says:
"L"ove
"U"r
"B"est Friend..
DUB says:
"D"on't miss
"U"r
"B"est Friend.
-Pondy Balu

Part time Job waiting for u.
Salary - Rs.1,50,000 per month.
Place - Chennai Merina Beach.
Work -sunami vantha kuchia vachi veratanum...!!
Ok-va!
DON
-SKP Palani

Methuva nada, Nalla sapidu, Nalla thoongu, Manasa santhosama vachuko,
Weighta ethaiyum thookadha, Nalla relaxa irru.
YENNA Idhu
“9THAVATHU MASAM” (September)