"Vaalkai Oru Pattampoochi mathiri"...
Lesa pidicha paranthidum.
Irukki pidicha iranthidum..
So handle life with care..
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¤ InTeresTinG SenTenCe :
Nothing will be interesting,
if you are not interested ¤ . . . .
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'ICE CREAM shop'kum
'WINE shop'kum enna difference?
Simple...
Love start ana ICECREAM SHOP,
Love stop ana WINE SHOP....
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Two thoughts decide the progress in life
The way you interact when you have nothing in hand
and The way you manage when you have
everything in hand.
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ORU Pennal than pala kavithikal uruvanathu..
Athey pennalthan pala
kallarikalum uruvanathu...
so girls are dangers..so be care..
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"Poove uyir Illatha Unakku.,
Aval Thalaiyil Idam Undu . Anaal
Avalukkaga Uyiraiyae Kodukkum Enaku
AVAL Nizalill Kooda Idamillai......
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AvaL MeeThu Nan KovaPPadum PoThu
Ennai Nan VeruKKiren...!!!
En MeeThu Aval KovaPPadum Pothu
Avalai Nan RasiKKiren...!!!
Love is SomeThinG DiFFerenT...
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Dn't b too confident when some 1 tells u
they like u, d real question is "UNTIL WHEN?"
cos just like seasons PEOPLE CHANGE..
Painfull true..
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Unnai piriya enaku manamillai ! Aanal
Naam pirinthal than Avarkal vidiyalai kanbarkal !
by "IMAIKAL".
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Man:Niruthunga sir,yen padichitu irukka
paiyana pottu ipdi adikuringa.
Man2:Summa irunga sir,
Exam'ku kuda pogama ukkarnthu padicite irukan.
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"A winner don't say reason;
Those who says reason can't be a winner ! "
-Sachin Tendulkar...
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"Tholvi vanthal porumai avasiyam"
"Vetri vanthal panivu avasiyam"
"Ethirppu vanthal thunivu avasiyam"
Ethu vanthalum "NANBARGAL" avasiyam
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"Kai korthu Nadaka Virumbuvadhu Kaadhal.,
"Kai Koduthu Thooki Viduvathu Natpu...
Azhaagana Kaadhalai Nesipom...
Anbana Natpai Swasipom.
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"SIRIPPU" Ennum Saavi Tholainthu vittal,
"SANTHOSAM" Ennum Veedu Puttiye Kidakkum!
So Always Smile Forever!
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Anbukku oru kavithai :
En idhayam irukkum varai nam anbu azhiyaathu..!
Un anbu irukkum varai en uyir piriyaaathu...
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Jillunu oru Face...
Jillunu oru look...
Jillunu oru Style...
Jillunu oru Speech...
Jillunu oru Smile...
Just like You,
So for u
Jillunu
Oru... Gud Mrng..
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"The plus (+) symbol was made with two minus symbols"
So all negative things can be shaped as
positive by our hardwork and positive thinking...
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Super love:-;->
"Uyiraga unai ninaithean...
Appodhu enaku theriyavilai
Uyir eppodhu vendumanalum piriyum endru"...
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Kattre, En Meedhu Urasi Kondu Po..!
Ennai than Aval Nesikkavillai.
Ennai Thotta Unnaiyavadhu
Swasipaala Endru Parppom...!!!
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Twinkle star PUNCH:
Top-up pottu SMS anuppum,
Nanbanai Nambu...
Make-up pottu missed call kodukum,
pennai Nambaathae..
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Azhagum, Colourum Kangalai Kavarum. But ...
Punnagai Mattume " Idhayaththai Kavarum...
So Keep smiling always.
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Love "ONE SIDE"Um pannalam
"TWO SIDE"Um pannalam
kadaisiya "SUSIDE" Than panna koodathu.!
By,
Love va pathi four side da yosipor sangam..
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En kannukul irukum unnai veliyae poga solla
manam illai athanal than aluguraen.
andha kaneer valiyavadhu veliyaera maataya endru....
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Heart attack'na Yenna..?
Bus Stop'la Oru super Figure Unnaiyea look vidum..
Unakku Pada Padapa irukum..
Athu Unna Paarthu Sirikkum..
Unakku Kai kaal lesa Nadungum..
Athu Un Pakkathula Varum..
Unakku Vearththu Kottum..
Ava thannoda Azhakana lips'sa Thoranthu
(.....) Paaru.. Athu than
HEART ATTACK. Sweet heart a
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Mobile ilatha ulagam epdi irukum?

romba yosikathinga apavum urundaya than irukum..
poi velaia parunga.
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Koli Kooviruchu.. Figure Kolam Poda Vanthiruchu..|
Innum Thoongariya..? Machi Mulichuko..
Sunrise kudichi ko.. Sight Adichuko..!
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Unbrokable lines:
" Life is a question,nobody can answer it".
"Death is an answer,nobody can question it".
So enjoy ur life:
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Kaalai Sindhanai:-
"Ennai Alatchiyamaga Kilithu Eriyathe...!
Un Latchiyathil Oru Naal Kuraikirathu enbathai
nenaivil vaithukol..! -Calender.
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3 ponnuga enkitta groupa vandhu I lOVE U sonnanga..
Adhuku nan enna sonnen theriuma..?
Chi.. pongadi porukki ponnugala..,
ungalukkalam annan thambi illaya..?
Road la oru paiyan, cute ah vara koodadhe.?
Ipdiyelam panina i'll cal the police.
Ore love torcher.
By green sand, (pacha mannu)..
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Vetriyai Nokki Sellum Podhu Thirumbi Paarkaadhey ...
Aanaal ,
Vetriyai Adaindha Piragu Thirumbi Paarka
Marandhu Vidaadhey ...!ü Dr.abdul kalam.......
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Whisky+water=Injurious to health;
Brandy+water=Injurious to health;
Rum+water=Injurious to health;
So avoid water...
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Gujarathil irunthu vantha 2 per
Namakkaga thangal udalaiyae
Thiyagam seithargal.
Oruvar "Gandhiji"..
Innoruvar,
"Namitha" ji...
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Diff b/w rain in INDIA and USA?
In USA, after rain, the water disappears in 5 mins:-)
In INDIA, after rain, the road disappears in 5 mins...
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Wife: unga pocket-la irundhu 60 rubai eduthu bra vaangeetean.
Hus: ippidithan nee... onnumae illaadhathukkellam
kaasai waste pannuve!
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Ennai Pirinthu Sendrirunthalum Kavalai Illai Enakku..
But,
Ennai Purinthu Kollaamal Sendru Vittaaye.. ( en aval ).
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En kadhal iranthu ponathu oru nodiyel,
Pidikkathathaal alla..
En anbu unakku puriyathathaal...
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Enna than pasanga 220 cc pulsar, 350 cc karishma,
400 cc yamaha bike'a vaanginalum Athu 80 cc scooty ku
pinnadithan poguthu..! BY NADANDHU POVOAR SANGAM .
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Neatraiya izhapugalai maranthu,
Naalaiya vetriyai nokki,
indraiya pozhuthinai thuvanguvoam.!
" NAMBIKKAI " udan....
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kaalam kathirupathillai.aanal
nammai nesikum unmayana ithayam
namakaga nichyam kathirukum.
that is friendship
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Hey Sleeping frnd!
Come Back From The Dreams
New Day Has Been Started
Welcome To Another Lovely Morning
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Sleeping duration:
For women: 5 hrs,
For men: 6 hrs,
For children:7 hrs,
For monkey: 8 hrs.
Hello dear! 8 hrs is over!! Get up.
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SHAKILA Death - ku appuram, ava Samathi mela Enne
eludhi vaippaanga..? "SIRUKKI MAVA IPPATHAN THANIYA
PADUTHURUKKA..enga konjam siringa pakalam..
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Oru mobile company ownerukku loose motion.
Avar Dr. Kitta eppadi explain pannuvar,
Dr, kalailae irunthu ora missed call-a varuthu.
outgoing freeya pogudu
Puthusu puthusa ring tone adikkuthu.
Vayithula ethuvum balance illa.
Yevvalavuthan recharge pannalum ellam ghali aayiduthu.
Unakku appadi aana enna panuva
msg pannu good morning.
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6 birds were sitting In a tree.
A man ready to shoot
5 birds fly away.
But 1bird was
Sitting.
Y?
Kolupu..
Unna mathiriye... Just for joke ya...G.Mng
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Dr.A.P.J. Words:
"Ethaiyum Sindhitthu Seidhaal Namakku
Kidaippadhu "VETRI"
"Edhaiyum Seidhu Vittu Sinthithaal
Namaku Kidaipadhu "ANUBAVAM"
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I.Q Test:
Mom Name is SIXTY TWO
Son Name is FIFTY TWO
Daughter Name is FORTY TWO
Wat is Name of Father?
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Monkey Yen adikkadi udambai soriyuthu theriyuma..?
Sorry.!
Athu ungaloda personal matter
Athula Naan thalaiyida virumbala.
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BOY : enna Kalailaye monkey kuda walking ah?
GIRL : hello Ithu monkey illa dog.
BOY: nan nai kitta keatean .
Girl:...???|=|..
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"Alagana morning.. kulirana katru.
Megam Moodiya Vaanam.
Mugam katta thudikkum suriyan..
ungal iniya punnagayodu malaruttum intha iniya Naal
"KAALAI VANAKKAM"
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Hi! I am vijay the robot
Speed -1 KB/s
Memory- 2 KB
Ivanukku yella andhra heroes oda hit padam
remake panna prog seiya pattruku
Special skills:-
long jump (kuruvi),
kabaddi comedy (gilli)
athlete(atm)
Records- 30 flops out of 50 films
Manushan padachuthilay URUPPADAATHA 2 vishyam -
ONNU NAAN, INNONNU EN PADAM.
Professor BORA:
What is your biggest flop?
Sura or Vetaikaran???
HYPOTHETICAL QUESTION!
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"Natpu enbadhu kannil thondri kanavil mudivadhu alla.
adhu manadhil thondri maranam varai needipadhu.....!
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Boy: Hello...,
Girl: Naan"PRIYA" Pesuren...
Boy: "Aamandi Nee Priyathan Pesura...!
Naanthan 'KAASU' Pottu Pesuren"...
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Nehru sonnar: somberi thaname miga periya ethiri.
Gandhi sonnar: ungal ethiriyai nesiyungal
Ippo sollunga,
Mama solratha kekaradha?
thatha solratha kekaratha
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Thirumba Pera Mudiyathavaigal:
1.Pirinthu vitta Uyir.
2.Pesi-vitta Varthai.
3.Kadanthu Vitta Natkal.
4.Elandu Vitta Ilamai
5.Koduthu Vitta Anbu..
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