Amma: unaku mapilla paaka porom
entha mathiri mapilla venum?
GIRL: Enaku RAJINI style la, KAMAL voice la,
SURYA face la, AJITH figar la, VIJAY weight la,
VIKRAM veerathla, ARYA hair style la, SIMBU size la.....
Ayyo Amma surukkama sona 'M.Perumal' mathiri
oru Hero venumma..!
Amma: Aamaandi AISWARYA RAI mudhal...
ASIN varai..ellarume avanaye sollungadi,
paavam antha pulla enna pannuvan..!..!
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AFTER EXAM
Stud1: Machi 4 bench gap irunthum
eppdida exam la parthu eluthura.
Stud2: Thanks to VASAN EYE CARE...
Ha Ha Ha..
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Coffee la
Sugar
Illana kudikka mudiyathu,
Athu pola
Classl la NALLA figure
Illana padikka mutiyathu.
Ippa Theriyutha Naan yean
sariya padikkalanu...
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Boy: Unnai oru murai parthatharke
en kangal valikkirathae..! Un paarvai enna minnala?
Girl:Ada moothevi, enakku, MADRAS EYE Da...!
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***TRUE LINES***
Yosanai yaaridam
Vendumaanalum kel...!
Aanal
Mudivai nee mattum yedu...!!
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Judge: Unakkum un Husbndkkm divorce
thara mudiyathu ma.
Lady: Yen sir?
Judge: Oru strong reasn sollu ma..
Lady: En husband oru Kudikaran sir
Jg: Idhellam selladhu ma.
Ldy: Appuram oru naal ennai
vijay padathuku kuttittupoi kolla parthan sir?!
Jg: padu pavi avlo kodumya senjan! Divrce granted..
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