Sema Comedy :
Reporter : Ethuku sir neenga Jose Alukkas
advertisement la nadikireenga?

Dr.Vijay: Well...how to say in tamil...
tamila sollanum na...Tv la advertisement
1OO NAAL odum nu sonnanga...Athaan nadichen...
-Ilaya THALA'vali' fans.
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Amma irukum varai anbuku kavalai illai,
Kathal irukum varai kanneeruku kavalai illai,
Unmaiyana Friend irukum varai santhosathirku alave illai.
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People say friends are made in heaven and they come
in your life. But I made a friend like you in this world
and made my life a heaven.
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Roger Federer-I've Each N EvryKnwldge
Abt Tennis U Can Ask Me Anything.
VIJAY-K Ans My Ques.Hw Many HolesR Der In Net?
Federer ShoCKs.
Vijay RoCKz.
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Nice lines:-
Thunbathilum, nba thilum, ee Ninaivil Kolla Vendiya Oru
unmayana Visayam,
"Indha Nimidam Nirandharam iIlai "
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Confident and Hardwork is the best medicine
to kill the disease called failure..
Its make u a sucessful person. -Abdul kalam..
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Nan Irandha pinbu... En kallaraiyin Munbu
Aluthu vidathe...
Nan Elundhalum Elundhuviduven "UN KANNERAI"
Thudaipathargaha. my dear..
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"Nee virumpiyathu Unaku Kidaithal Unaku Ulagathai Pidikum"
"Kidaithathai Nee Virumbinal Ulagathirkea Unnai pidikum"
This is our life...
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'KATHAL'
'KATHALI'
'KATHALAN'
Endral Uthadukal Ottathu
'NATPU'
'NANBAN'
'NANBARGAL'
Endral Than Uthadukal kuta Ottum.
So,FRIENDSHIP is the BEST:-
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Josier:Thambi unaku oru "thosam' iruku athu
love panna poidum
Man:enna thosam?
"Santhosam"
plz forward to all youths...
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UNKNOWN ABBREVATIONS-
BUS: Break Under Stopping
CHESS: Chariot, Horse, Elephant, Soldiers
COLD: Chronic Obstructive Lung Disease
JOKE: Joy Of Kids Entertainment
AIM: Ambition In Mind
DATE : Day And Time Evolution
EAT: Energy And Taste
TEA: Taste &Energy Admitted
PEN: Power Enriched in Nib
NYLON: NewYork LONdon. (manufacturing place)
SMILE: Sweet Memories In Lips Expression
BYE: Be with You Everytime
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Powerful Lines:
Kallaraiyil Uranga Sonnal Kooda Uranguven,
"EN AMMA"
Vanthu Meendum Thalattu Padinaal.
So ALWAYS LOVE UR MOTHER FIRST.
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3 Wonderful Words Of Life:
=>Please
=>Thank You
=>Sorry

But
Don't Use These Words To Three Persons:

=>Mother
=>True Lover
=>Thick Friend
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NiCe Lines:
"EveN The MosT
PoWerFuL PersoN is WeaKer in FronT oF
The MosT HappiesT PersoN in ThE WorlD
Be HappY ForEver.."
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Kaathal tholviyil kan kalangi nirkum nanbanai paarthu
Matroru nanban sonna oru arudhal varthai.
"Machi beera,sarakka"?
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"Roja Kooddathil" Irunthu Oru Rojavai Maddum Rasippathu
"KADHAL" But Roja Koottaththaiye
Rasippathu "FRIENDSHIP". Num Natpai pola...
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Many relations will come into life as just rain on ocean,
but only some will take the best place like the drop
which fortunately become pearl..!
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"Nooru" pengalidam kaadhal solvadhu "unmaiyaana"
kaadhal alla...! Nooru murai" ore pennidam solvadhudhan
"unmaiyaana" kaadhal......
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"Nanbargal" privathillai...!!
Karanam privatharkku Avarkal Uravugal Alla, "Unarvugal" ..
That is friendship...
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100% UNMAI: Nan Yaaraiyum Thedi Selvadhillai.
Ennai Thedi Varubavargalai Mattumay Nan Aravanaikkiran.
By ~WINE SHOP~
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"True affection can't identify soon but,
when u loose it, u will feel and cry for d person
n ur whole life".
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i!i...Mylines for you...!i!i
Urimai illaatha "natpum", Unmai illaatha "kadhalum"
endrum nirantharam illai..!!
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Enaku 3 Vayasu Irukum Pothu Ella Ponnugalum Enkita Kiss Ketanga,
Koduthen.Ippa Nan 20 Vayasula Thirupi Ketta Thara Matenkranga
''NANDRI KETTA" girls y eppdi erukkanga!
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Every Time when a Msg Come's.
I Open My Inbox & Think Of U.
when Its Not Frm U I Wont
Get Disapointed Still I Enjoy
that Moment Which Made me 2 think of U.
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Kaayamilamal Kanavugal Kanalam.But,
Vali Illamal Vetrigal Kana Mudiyadhu...
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Heart Melting Words:
"Tears willn't come when you miss a Person. . .
It comes when you don't want to miss a Person!. . ."
Feel it.
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Everybody says love is pain...
Because they all love the lover and not the love...
If u are in true love, u can understand the difference...
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Arya: 24 Hours Naan TV Pakkanum year fulla pakkannum
1 minute vidama pakkannum but Eyes Keda koodathu?
Santhanam : athuku nee tv ya off pani than pakanum..
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"Its Better to Forget some Unforgettable Memories
which doesn't suit our Practical Life eventhough
they r Precious...!"-SHAKESPEARE.
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Boys Fèélings:
Oru Naal Mattum Vaasam Tharum Pokkalai Pidikum Pengalukku,
Vaal Nall Muluvathum Pasam Kaatum Aangalai Yen Pidikka Villai
Endrum Natpudan.
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POLICE: Unnai thookula podaporom
kadaisi aasai irundha sollu.
KAITHI: Ennai thala keela thookula podungaiyaaa....!
POLICE: Aahhhh....!
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'Lovely kavithai':
Avalukku kodukka rojavai paritthen.
Roja azhuthathu, un kadhal sera, enakkum sedikkum
ulla kadhalai piritthu vittaaye endru ....
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Kavidhai :-
Unmayana anbai purinthu kollum
oru alagana santharpam than.. PIRIVU!
NINAIVUGAL Irupin PIRIVUGAL
Nirandharamilai,
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Missing a good friend in life is equal to cheating the
life by ourself,
So i never miss"YOU"at any cost till my end of life,
Be my BEST FRND
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Bar Poem
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1.Anbukku-BAR
2.Arivukku-BEER
3.Azhakuku-WINE
4.Sandaikku-FULL
5.Natpukku-CUTTING
6.Vanga-NEE
7.Kudika-NAAN,
Machi , VA QUATER CUTTING
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*KAVITHAI* Maranam yennai Maranthu Ponathal
mannil Vazhgiren! Nee yannai Maranthu Ponaal
Kallarayil Vazhven! Yen udalodu Alla! UN NINAIVODU! ...
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Eludhavillai un anbai..
sethukki vaithirukiraen,
yen idhayathil..
andha valiyildhan yennovo!
yen idhayam thudikiradhu!
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Aar(6)arivu irundhum, indhu(5)arivu jeevan pol aahivitten,
Aval peyarai eppoludhum asai pottu kondirupadhal,
Oh idhu dhan Kadhala....?
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Aval parvaiku artham therintha
enakku, pesiya varthaiku artham
theriyavillai karanam
moochu vidama
englishla pesura machi...
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GIRL1:Last Year "LOVERS DAY" supera kondadiyathu thappa pochu,
di GIRL2:yandi? GIRL1:Intha Year "MOTHERS DAY"
kondada vachuttan paavi..
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Varumai kavithai:
Naano vasathi illaathathaal
varumayil irukkiren..
Aanaal varumaiyo vasathiyaai
ennudan irukkirathu.
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Idhayathil Idam Koduppavargal
"Lover's"
Idhayathaiye Idamaaga Koduppavargal
"FRIEND'S"
DONT MISS UR FRIENDS...
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$ Varumayai Nesi Ulaippu Pidikum.
$ Thunbathai Nesi Tholvi Pidikum.
$ Kadamayai Nesi Valkai Pidikum.
$ Unnai Nesi Ulagam Pidikum...
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Nerupin marupeyar "THEE"
Alagin marupeyar "NEE"
Ayyo! sirippa paru nalaiki vera joke solren..
Oru naalaiku oru joke than...
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Real lines:
Entha oru idhayam unnai paarka kudaadhu
endru solli marakka thudikiradho,
antha idhayam than unnai adhigamaga nesikum.....!
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Best..!Lines..!:
Naan Irappatharkku Ennakku bayam Ellai.!
Aanal,en bayam Ellam naan Iranthapin yaar
Unnai Nesipparkal..! Naan Nesithathai Pola.!
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Satharana manithan:-
"yosikkumbothu thoonguvan "
sathanai manithan:-
"thoongum bothum yosippan"
MORAL: Ippa theriyutha na yen adikkadi thoongurannu!
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