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"kavidhai"
En Vazhvin Padhiyil Vanthaval..! Meethamillamal Eduthu Sendru Vittaal Enathu Uyirai..! Kadhal Endra Peyarai Solli..!;

I was rejected at a interview
bCoz
wen i was asked to give an example of good team work..
i replied -
''Gang- Rape''..!!
Did i tel anything wrong?Sollu ,GM


Paarthu kondirukum uravai vida,..
Kaathu kondirukum uravukuthaan paasam athigam...
so yendrum Kaathiruppen un anbukaga........


Teacher: 1st comes SUN or MOON.?
LKG boys: Moon than 1st varum
Teacher: How.?
LKG boys: Honey"MOON" than 1st,
"SON"lam next than..
Teacher: adapavi.?


Friendship msg : Aaruthal solla
Unmaiyana Nanban
Irunthal....
"KATHAL THOLVI"
Kooda
"COMEDY PROGRAMME" Than..... Never Miss Ur True frnds..


Golden words of Hitler:
"Think thousand time before take a decision,,
but never turn back even if u get thousand difficulties"...

All Winners Are Not To Be Hard Workers..!
But.., Surely Oneday..,
Every Hard worker Will Be A Winner..!
Always Do Your Best..!


Feel my love:-

"Unakku ninaivu irunthal
Vandhu parthu vittu po....
Nee ennai pirindhu sendra
Athey idathil than irikkiradhu
En "Kallarai"...........!

"Cute lines" Aval Tholil Saindhu,
Kai Korthu
Nadakum Pothu
Unarndhen..!
Thaimai enpathu Annaiyidam Mattum
alla Unmaiyana 'Kathaliyidamum' Ullathu endru...!

My heart Favrt Message:
"Yennai Azha
Vaittha Indha
Ulagatthai Sirikka
Vaikkavae Naan
Indha Komaali
Vaesatthai Yaetru
Kondaen"
Charlie chaplin..


Semma Nose Cut
Boy : I love you.
Girl : Naan "Surya" mathiriyana
paiyana than love pannuven.
Boy : Naan surya mathiri irundha
unna yendi love panna poren..

Boy got Rejected,Girl got selected
in interview for the same Reason.
Reason:They both had 1st Button of
their shirts opened in front of CEO


Enna evlo pidikkum
Choose:
100%(send any song line),
99%(1 miss call)
75%(send any film name)
50%(1 blank msg)
25%(1 hi msg)
0%(no reply).


Muthalil natpu konden...
Pinbu kathal konden..
Natpu kondathu unnidam...
Kathal kondathu un natpidam...


"Cute lines"
Aval Tholil Saindhu,
Kai Korthu
Nadakum Pothu
Unarndhen..!
Thaimai enpathu Annaiyidam Mattum alla
Unmaiyana 'Kathaliyidamum' Ullathu endru...!


Man 1:
En payan pei, pisasu 'na romba bayapaduvan.

Man 2: Apuram eppadi Kalyanam senjukuvan?


Pattankalai maranthu
vittathu vaanam, sivakaasiyil.


"Kalai thendral"
"asainthu veesa" "saalai oram"
"kuyilgal paada"
"roja malargal"
"aadi magizha"
"Indraya
Pozhuthu"
"Inithaai Amaiya" "En Eniya kalai vanakam
My DEaR. . .


Mirugangalai Parkka Manidhargal vandhu sellum idam
-ZOO

Manidhargalai Parkka Mirugangal vandhu sellum idam
-Muthiyor illam
Love your parents...


Oru kovilil Oru Paiyan
Pillayar Mama'nu
Kumbittan...
YeanTheriyuma?


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Pakkathula Oru Ponnu
Pillayar Appa'nu
Kumbittucchu.


"Unnudaiya Thavarukal,
Unnal Mattume Vanthathu.
Athanaal Veru Yaaraiyum
Un Thavarukku Kaaranam Sollathe.

Valikkindra Idhayamum.....
Vadikindra Kanneerum....
Nichayam Oru naal Maarum......
Unmayana anbum.......
Uruthiyana pasamum ulla
Uravugal Irundal.

Ulakathil unakena yarume illamal irukalam....
aanal yaro oruvarku...
neye ulakamai irukalam..
don't miss that person..

Wat s 143?

I lv u
No

I hate you
No

I miss you
No

I wish you
NO
143 means

ONE HUNDRED& FORTY THREE
Enga school la ipadi than solli koduthirukanga ...

5 years apuram enna meet panna enna solluvinga nu parpom....... ......
ithula oru number select panuga .
1
2
3
4
5. reply must..

Ans :
1-Kumbudren Ejaman.
2-saami,Tharmam panunga!
3-Aiya Saaptu 3 Naal Aachu ya.
4-Kilinja "Thuni" irundhaalum kudunga.
5-Saami soru podudhu Saami..


Select a bike
I ill tell ur marriage style.

>Hunk
>Apache
>Tvs XL
>Splender
>Cbz
>Pulsar
>YamahaF2... Reply must ..

Ans :

Hunk-Arrnge marrge
Apache-Love Marrge
Tvs XL-2time Marrge
Splender-marrge wid ur clse fnd
Cbz-u'll go agaist ur parent
Pulsar-Lovearrnge marrge
Yamaha-sanyasi.


Happi nait..
Sarry, i am Pul tite,
if thery is ani swelling fistake,
then plz carrot it & reed.
Plz dont fishtake me!!!
Could nait :-)
Cheat dims ;-).


If nothing goes right
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Go to left.


Select Any One Color
Neenga Koviluku Ethuku
Poreenganu Nan Solran....

Red
Green
Blue
Yellow
Black
White
Orange

Ans:
RED=annathanam sapida
BLUE=lovera meet panna
GREEN=sami kumbida
WHITE=serupu thiruda
ORANGE=time passku
YELLOW=site adika
Black=Thenka Poruka.


My Dear
Frd! Your Sleeping account
Time Has been Expired
SO Plz Leave Ur Bed
Open Ur Eyes And see Ur Mobile
I wish U Gud mrng..


''Life is like a book
Turn over the Pages day by day
You can find
new Experience everyday"


Q Q QQ
Q QQ
Q Q QQ
Q QQ
Q Q Q Q
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Q QQ
Q Q
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Ammadi Unga Kitta "GOOD NIGHT" Solla
Evlo Periya Q'la Nikka Vendi Iruku!

Physics would have been much easier..

if.

if.

if.

"Tree" had fallen on
newton's head instead of Apple...


ONE I.A.S. QUS:
Roadla oru paiyanum ponnum nadanthu poranga.
paiyanoda mamiyar ponnoda mamiyarukku amma.
apdinna rendu peru enna relation?

rply me soon....



Send me ur ans K1, K2, K3, K4, K5, K6, K7, K8, K9, K10, K11,
1 No select pannunga unga valkaila edhu seekirama kedaikum nu sollurean...

Ans

( F U L L answer i we ll gived ) congradulation
K1- JOB
K2- MONEY
K3- LOVE
K4- life Partnr
K5- Marriage
K6- Boy frnd/ Girl frnd
K7- happy life
K8- true love.
K9- Enjoy life
K10- Respect
K11- Higher Education


En Nanbargal :
-Kaaranam illamal sirika katru koduthargal.,
-Canteenil panam illamal sapida katru koduthargal.,
-Bit adithu matikondal,
dhairiamai nirka katru koduthargal.,
-Padikaamal passaga katru koduthargal.,
but
ondru.
Katru koduka maranthu vitargal..,
Avargalai pirinthu thaniyea epadi vaalvathu endru...?

U r my lvble frnd... Yours memories remember till my death..
snd to ur lovely frnds...


Eppoothu un ninaivai
sumakka katru konda en idhayam..
Un pirivai sumakka
yosippathu yeno...!? ..


14,
24,
34,
44,
54,
64,
74,
84,
94,
idula 1 No. Select Pannunga,
Nenga Adhigam Edha Pathi Think
Pannuvintga nu Solren. Rply me fast....

Ans:
WoW! Wat a Selection...

14. Beauty
24. Life partner
34. Personality
44. Food
54. Marrige
64. Friend
74. Love
84. Future
94. Gud job
This is 99.5% true.


Suriyan bai Solla,
Santhiran hai Solla,,
Malarum Intha
Iniya iravu,
Inbamaanathaai Malarattum..!


"Kan" "illaamal" "kanavu" varalam
"Karpanai" "illamal"
"kavithai" "varalam"..
Aanal "Unmaiyaana" "ANBU" "illamal"
en"SMS" "varaathu"..!
That is real.,


Kathalukkaaga vidum
kanneer thulhi kuuda sugame.,
Sumaiyalla...
unmaiyaai nesithal..!?..


Naan ezhuthiya kavithaigalil
siru pizhai ennavendraal..!? ..
Unakkaaga sinthiya
en kanneer thuzhigal...


Thanga balu : Machan nee fail aayita !
karananidi: vidu Machan! Re-evaluation poadalaam. . .
Stalin : 35 yeduthathan pass ! Namba 28 than chellam . . .
Karananidi : jayalalitha evlo ?
Thanga balu : ava 200 Machan . .
Karananidi : Intha ponnugaley ipdithan Machan . . . .
Enkitta pass aagarthey kastamnu sonna!
yemathita da.


Vadivel:
antha sottai thalaiyan thaan jeyippanu naambi.....
ungala pathi thappa pesitten
enna mannichidunga captain:-(

Vijayakanth: tamil,telugu, kannada,malayalam,
hindi ,sanskrit,urdu,
yen c, c++ ,java...ippadi entha language layum
ennaku pudikatha ore vaartha 'mannippu'...


Some of the best Music was
composed by Beethoven. But He was Deaf..!

Some Of The Best Poetry abt
Nature was written by Milton. But He was Blind..!

One of the Greatest Leader was
Franklin Roosevelt. But He Served From a Wheel Chair!

TURN SCARS INTO STARS.
Possible is Inside the Impossible...



Don't aim to be a servent in heaven ;
atleast aim to be the King of Hell
-Alexander




☻ According to newton’s 4th law for exams-
every book will continue 2 / 10 = 2
enga proof pannuga pakkalam.

*school student; engaluku thariyala.

*medical student : it's impossible.

*engineering student :no no 2 / 10 = 2
enga proof pannuga pakkalam.

*school student; engaluku thariyala.

*medical student : it's impossible.

*engineering student :no no to be at rest
or covered with dust
until some
external or internal eppadi mudiyum.

*arrear student :
yevalavo pannitom itha panna maatoma?

2=two,10=ten
two/ten=wo/en
('t'cancelled)

wo/en
abcd la number varisaipadi exam moves it!partha
w+o=23+15=38
e+n=5+14=19

so , 38/19=2
eppadi ' PROOF ' Okva..




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Sinthuvatharkkum ennidam illai
kanneer thulhi..
Karanam,
Pothumaanavatrai
sinthi vitten unakkaaga..


My lines;-
Nee Ennidam Neril Pesiyathai Vida SMS-il
Pesiyathe
Athigam.
Athanaal Thano Ennavo Ennai
Vida En MOBILE Athigam Thudikkirathu
Un SMS-kaaga!
By,
DeaR FrnD . .


Super Thathuvam...

Unnai karuvil sumanthavalai marakkaathe (Amma)..

Unnai karuvil sumakka poravalaiyum thavirkkaathe (Wife)..