People might have complimented u by sayin
" u look gud whn thr is a smile on ur face"
BUT,
I prefer sayn,"smile luks gud whn it s on ur face"..
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CUTE KAVITHAI:-
"Alaghe, Alagai Rasikindrathu"
Yen Kaiyil Kannadi...!
No!
No!
Kova Pada Kudadhu...
Sila unmikal kasaka than seiyum.........
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Listen to Everyone,
and Learn from Everyone,
Because Nobody knows Everything,
but Everyone knows Something.
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"Every Painful Situation is a Gift from God to make
You Unique from others".?
So face the Pains to Become the Best in your Life!!
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Study=dnt fail
dnt study=fail
adding above equ
Study+dnt study=fail+dnt fail
study(1+dnt)=fail(1+dnt)
study=fail
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People say friends are made in heaven and they come
in your life. But I made a friend like you in this world
and made my life a heaven.
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HOT MUCHI:
student: teacher.. teacher duter keela vilunthuruchu
teacher: athu duster illa pa ennoda whisper....
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In life there r 5 perfect
things u should never lose,
CHARACTER,
SELF RESPECT,
HOPE,
HEART,
and
WHAT?
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Maths teacher: 18kum 81kum ulla difference enna?
Student:18na vayasu ponnu.
81na nalla vayasana ponnu.
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Doctor 2 Kid :Hav U ever had trouble vth "Appendicitis"
Kid : Yes!
Doctor :When?
Kid : When I tried to Spell it!
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Varumai kavithai:
Naano vasathi illaathathaal varumayil irukkiren..
Aanaal varumaiyo vasathiyaai ennudan irukkirathu.
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A Smile Costs Less Than Electricity,
But Gives More Light.
Always Smile and Prove You Are Greater Than Tube Light.
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worth is more important than birth.
So try to be worthy before your life becomes empty....
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72% Kavalai Irundha
00% Kovam Vandha
47% Happy Aana
77% Alugai Vandha
08% Kastam vandha
Indha Ella Numberium Serthu Cal panu
Naa IruKen, "NANBEN DA"
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Watch SUN NEWS...
92 college girls admitted in Apollo Hospital
for suicide attempt.
Reason: my mobile was switched off yesterday...
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7 Wonders of the World..
1.Two girls siting quite.
2.Chennai girls cooking well.
3.Wife not asking money.
4.Girl friend paying bill.
5.Girls not walking on stool.
6.Girls coming out without make up.
7.Girls saying that i have loved only one boy...
M.P... Ungalil Oruvan.
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why you have 32 teths?
3 times for eating,
2 times for brushing
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Keep IN TOUCH with me otherwise
1 2 3 4 5 .................... 30 31 32
all your TEETH WILL B BROKEN
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terrorist have kidnapped lecturers n demanded of
500000 rs or else they will burn them with kerosene
plz donate.i have donated 15 litres.
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Sweet candies are nice to eat,
Sweet words are easy to say,
but,sweet people are hard to find,
OH MY GOD how did u find me?
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Boss asked worker
to buy two corner tickets for a movie
to watch with his Girl friend.
Sardar bought two corner tickets
A1 and A25
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unaku thunbam koduthu piranthathal than ennavao,
enaku vali yerpatum pothellam unnayae azaikindren,
"AMMA"
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Pothuvaga girls Watcha right Handla Katturanga.
Boys left Handla Katturanga.
Yen Theriyuma.?
Time Parkathan,.
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Cricket oru fraud game
1. Kaila ball vachikitte NO BALLnu solluvaanga
2. Overnu sollitu over mela overa poduvanga
3.all out nu solluvanga aana 10 perdu kaiya thookuna
Rendu batsman out thaane.aana sixnu sollranga.
By aniyaiyathai thati kaetpor sangam...
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Judge: So, when did you realise that you were raped?
Prostitute: When the cheque bounced!
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Good girls loosen a few buttons when its hot,
bad girls make it hot by loosening a few buttons!
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Q: Why do 90% gals have left boob bigger than right?
A: Bcoz 90% boys are right handed.
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"Un peyarai kooda naan ezhudhuvadhu illai, yen theriuma?
"pena munai" unnai kuthume endru..!
By:-
spelling theriyamal samalipor sangam..
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COCO COLA contains ingrediants which in excess
produces harm to our body health..
So dont use coke..
Cha VIJAY nadikira vilambaram kooda
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R u getting more wrong calls?
Then activate any vijay song as ur caller tune on
ur mobile & then c the magic.
oru single call kooda varathu
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I like 3 things, The sun, the moon and YOU
The sun for the day, the moon for the night and you forever.
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vijay fans to abdulkalam:
vijay fans: vijay eppo next hit film kuduparu?
abdulkalam:"kanavu kanungal"
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Love Marrigekkum Arrenge Marrigekkum Еnna Vittiyasam?
Love Marriagena Ayunga Loverai Marriage seyvanga
Arramge Marriagena Aduthavan Loverai Marriage seyvanga.
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Why light house was built near the beach?
Think

think

think

think

think
becoz we cant build a beach near light house
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our brain is an outstanding object.
IT FUNCTIONS 24 hrs,52 weeks,365 days
right frm our birth.
n stops when V enter the examination hall.
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Sign of maturity is not when we
start saying big things But
Actually it is when we start
understanding small things.
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Scientists are trying to figure out how
long a person can live without brain.
Please tell them your age.
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The only reason for unhappiness is ur Expectations....
So dnt expect without ur efforts.
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Love is the most beautiful truth of life,
Never ignore person who loves u.
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Nice lines:-
Vetriyin vaasal thedi vandhavarkal.,
nitchayam 1000 tholvikalidam vilasam kettu iruppaargal..
So be Positive...
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Phona eduthale Ore nochu nochunudranga.
"Etho semester examam.
Atha Lecturarallaye ezhudha mudiyatham,
Enna vanthu elutha solranga.
Ada ithu kooda paravayilla social matter pannikalam.
Adhula pass vera aganumam.
Naan enna rank holder ah.
I'lla class topper ah. Ore kastamappa.
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What iS The OppisiTe Of Nokia? Any Guess
NoT To WorrY
ans: yeskia
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Life gives strange twists sometimes.
Some1 U trust very much hurts U and
Some1 U r never bothered about stands by U
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Very Short
But Much Truthful Line:
'Mirror Is My Best Friend',
Because, It Never Laughs When I Cry...
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Sardar:High voltagela TV pochu, AC pochu,
Fridge pochu, ellaam pochu!
Man:STABILIZER illaiyaa.?
Sardar:nalla vela adhu illai. Irundha adhum Poyirukkum..
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TEACHER:how do u spell crocodile?
JOHN:K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L
TEACHER:No that is wrong
JOHN:Maybe itis wrong,but u asked me how I spell it.
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Teachr: ne periyavanaki enna panna pora?
Boy: kalyanam.
Teach: adu illa. Ne ennava aaga virumbura?
Boy: husband
Tea: no. I mean unaku valkaiyal enna kadaikanum nu edir pakura?
Boy: wife
Tea: oh no. Unga parents ku enna panna pora?
Boy: marumagal theduven
Tea: stupid, unga appa unkitta enna edir parkiranga?
Boy: pera kulandai
Tea: aiyo kadavule un valkai latchiyam enna?
Boy:"NAAM IRUVAR NAMAKU IRUVAR"..
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Boy: "KAADHAL" vandhaal solli anuppu..
Girl: varalanna..
Boy: SMS'la un thangachi number'a anuppu...
confidence machi confidence.
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Select any 1 of these:
Hammer
Handle
Gun
Pipe
Tube
Mike
Rod
Stick
stand
.
.
.
.
And Hit Urself with It 4 Joining Engineering
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